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I suggest we all catch colds in one big hurry... I told ya the Martians were coming...

...the chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one, they said...

...but still... :lol:

WHEN MARS ATTACK! :lol::lol::lol:

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Tim Robbin's frozen corpse finally broke orbit and crashed down on it.

My sucker fish, Pretty Bird, died yesterday as well. Coincidence?

That was pretty freaky in that movie. Far more so than the hilarious results of broken face-shields in Total Recall. His suicide was insanely freaky.

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It's gotta be the radiation... since it has almost no atmosphere, there's nothing to protect from radiation levels... and the best shielding we have will only work for so long.

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Martians Deny UFOs In Their Sky

From our correspondent at Fok!:

Gusev Crater (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of Ma'adim Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft".

The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ma'adim Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Gusev Daily Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop, "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases".

Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report. General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps.

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First off.... that's a real pity. I was REALLY proud of how the rover was doing...

Secondly.. the Glaug... was.. scary..

...looks like it's from the Zentran "Alternate Lifestyle" Battalion....

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Secondly.. the Glaug... was.. scary..

...looks like it's from the Zentran "Alternate Lifestyle" Battalion....

:lol::lol::lol:

It does suck about the rover. But Humanity has to play catch-up with it's own destiny. It was the public's waning interest, even disinterest, in the Apollo program which sucked a lot of the energy out of the space program.

What the world, not just the United States, needs is a strong space program. Every time something new happens, no matter who does it, the world gets excited. That excitement needs to be harnessed with the realistic promise of lofty goals, not just words to placate the masses or, as some might say, get re-elected.

Instead of the forthcoming "space cold war" against China that's being hinted at, all countries with their eyes set on space should join together and achieve these goals layed before us. The Int'l Space Station was a good start, but it's obvious the U.S. and Russia planned and wanted to have the lead role.

The space-race of the cold war was as much, if not more so, a tool of nationalistic pride rather than true exploration. It's time to shed that weak premise and do exactly what a majority of people want to do. Conquer the "unconquerable".

Nationalistic pride is not conducive to acheiving these goals. A true space-race only has one opponent: Humanity vs. Itself.

OK... I've been long-winded. Time to let this thread get back on track.

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When you have this robot driving itself (with a several hour delay between inputs from JPL/NASA here on Earth) around on a planet millions of miles away, it could have hit a rock and flipped over, a storm could have came up... anything could have happened. Other then this snag, this most recent attempt to put an unmanned lander and rover on Mars seems to have been going quite well. B))

BTW, for those who are interested, Space.com is a great source for space exploration related news and topics.

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One has to wonder why the Viking missions were so robust and successful. The Viking landers operated from 1976-1982. Spirit and Opportunity are only expected to survive a few weeks to a few months.

Could it be with all our new technology, that there are simply just more things to go wrong?

Then again, the Vikings were nuclear. Sure beats the new kids on the block -driving 5 feet and then recharging your batteries for 12 hours and driving another 5 feet. Then you have to cycle your energy overnight to keep the parts warm or else the things would just lock up and permanently die overnight.

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ya successfull if you consider everything going to mars breaks down 2/3 of the time.

Just all the new stuff. All the old stuff with good ol'plutonium made it. Then there was the Mars Polar Lander which crashed because NASA mixed up metric with standard. When are you guys going to switch to metric???

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you have to remember during the viking project was running nasa had a way bigger budget than it is now.

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ya successfull if you consider everything going to mars breaks down 2/3 of the time.

Just all the new stuff. All the old stuff with good ol'plutonium made it. Then there was the Mars Polar Lander which crashed because NASA mixed up metric with standard. When are you guys going to switch to metric???

haha... SI is the way to go.

get rid of pounds, use grams! :D

F=ma :D

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ya successfull if you consider everything going to mars breaks down 2/3 of the time.

Just all the new stuff. All the old stuff with good ol'plutonium made it. Then there was the Mars Polar Lander which crashed because NASA mixed up metric with standard. When are you guys going to switch to metric???

You think the Polar Lander was first?

http://www.bio.aps.anl.gov/~dgore/fun/mars...sscorecard.html

Current score is Mars 20, Earth 16.

Sure the Russians really ran the score up,. but we had our share of goofs.

Heck, Japan even got in on the action with Nozomi.

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Tim Robbin's frozen corpse finally broke orbit and crashed down on it.

Don't worry, Val Kilmer and the guy he came out with in Heat will find it and use it to contact Earth right before they get attacked by that Karate dog robot.

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all these worlds are yours except Mars. attempt no landings here. use them together. use them in peace.

:p

"NASA today denied claims that, shortly before communications with the Spirit rover were lost, it transmitted a picture of what appeared to be a large, featureless, completely black free-standing structure... "

:p

At least your (astro)-boy got to Mars in one piece. My own nations effort, designed as usual on the back of a postcard and built from spare bits of string and loose screws from DIY furniture kits, only managed to achieve a very limited terraforming experiment...

...its pretty likely it drilled itself a new crater on the surface... :(

Still, at least the ISS is in good hands - Michael Foale survived the Mir, I doubt he'd be fazed even if someone tapped on the outer airlock cover muttering "Ackackackackackack... " :p

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