505thAirborne Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mog said: Luke rises (out of bed): “Phew! Last Jedi was only a dream!!” Fixed. Quote
Seto Kaiba Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Mog said: Luke rises (out of bed): “Phew! It was only a dream!!” So... The Force Awakens The Last Jedi From His Nap? Quote
Seto Kaiba Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: If that is in fact Palpatine laughing at the end, that's a total "I am your father" moment which is something you reserve for the theater, not a trailer. IMDB's full cast and crew listing shows Ian McDiarmid is set to reprise his role as Palpatine. (Sadly, it also indicates that Kelly Tran is set to return as Rose Tico.) Quote
jvmacross Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Rise of Skywalker....so much for letting the past die... Disney has to keep that Skywalker namesake/legend alive into the "new generation" of SW fans because it would impossible to keep them half-interested in the franchise if it is just based on Rey, Finn, and Poe... Can't wait for that long-forgotten Skywalker clan of warriors to be made famous for being the first "Force weilders" during some flashbacks in the KOTOR trilogy!!! The Skywalkers will be like the Starks. And maybe the Palpatines will be another clan competing for the Kyber Throne! Quote
Convectuoso Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 So the title comes to confirm that Rey is a Skywalker... I wouldn't call it a spoiler since we all kinda knew that. I guess the old emperor is alive and is going to resurrect Luke to defeat the Knights of Ren? Quote
505thAirborne Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Seto Kaiba said: IMDB's full cast and crew listing shows Ian McDiarmid is set to reprise his role as Palpatine. (Sadly, it also indicates that Kelly Tran is set to return as Rose Tico.) I like Kelly Tran as a whole, but her character was just bad in TLJ, perhaps JJ Abrams re-wrote her to be more appealing...? I hadn't seen IMDB in a while, didn't realize that Ian was in the cast. Still would be nice to have a surprise or two not shown in a trailer but that's just me. Quote
Chronocidal Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) I'm... so utterly confused. Baffled at the title, and all the implications associated. Also.. that last shot. Is that wreckage from one of the Death Stars? I'd assume that means either Yavin IV or Endor. I'm going to guess Yavin, just from the bit with the medal (either Han's or Luke's from ANH). Like.. I don't want to get excited for all the callbacks. The entire premise sounds bonkers. Can we at least have our 20th Century Fox intro back this time though? I admit, I'd pony up for a ticket just to see the full title sequence again. Edited April 12, 2019 by Chronocidal Quote
Black Valkyrie Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Really I don't know what to say, still have the bitter taste from the last jedi. at the end of the teaser Rey and gang are standing of pieces from the death star ! Quote
no3Ljm Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 48 minutes ago, Old_Nash said: Now, they will kill Lando. Now to forget, Leia too. Killing two cast with one movie. You know... killing two birds with one stone kind of thing. 42 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: If that is in fact Palpatine laughing at the end, that's a total "I am your father" moment which is something you reserve for the theater, not a trailer. I told you that's no Palpatine. It was Mark Hamill doing an older Joker from BTAS. Quote
Seto Kaiba Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, jvmacross said: Rise of Skywalker....so much for letting the past die... The past moves more merchandise. 18 minutes ago, Convectuoso said: So the title comes to confirm that Rey is a Skywalker... I wouldn't call it a spoiler since we all kinda knew that. I guess the old emperor is alive and is going to resurrect Luke to defeat the Knights of Ren? There are a lot of other potential explanations besides "Rey is a secret Skywalker". My money's on The Rise of Skywalker being about subverting and deconstructing the whole "chosen one" schtick that was the driving force of the original and prequel trilogies, as this is supposed to be the conclusion of the whole Skywalker storyline. Rey's going to delve into the history of the cursed Skywalker bloodline before she ends it forever when she chops Ben Skywalker into toppings for an Ewok house salad. (Or maybe this new Jedi order will turn "Skywalker" into a title...) 16 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: I like Kelly Tran as a whole, but her character was just bad in TLJ, perhaps JJ Abrams re-wrote her to be more appealing...? Can you rewrite cancer to be more appealing? No offense to Ms. Tran, but the character Rose Tico was the story cancer that caused the whole Canto Bight plot tumor in The Last Jedi and dispensed many of its worst moments and lines of dialog. The character is tainted, even if the writing is competent this time around. It's like bringing back Jar-Jar. You could have fantastic writing for him, but because everyone's seen The Phantom Menace nobody will like him no matter how well-written he is the second time around. 16 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: I hadn't seen IMDB in a while, didn't realize that Ian was in the cast. Still would be nice to have a surprise or two not shown in a trailer but that's just me. Well, we don't know if he's alive or a ghost and what his actual relevance is... though Ian has mentioned he isn't there simply as a callback. Quote
Chronocidal Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Suppose there's no reason they can't be dredging up the idea of dark side force ghosts. Maybe Kylo goes on a soul searching trip for a new master, and Palps starts haunting him. Quote
derex3592 Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 I'm going to see this for one reason only. Billie D Williams. Lando baby. I think JJ will deliver a solid movie. Quote
jvmacross Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Chronocidal said: Suppose there's no reason they can't be dredging up the idea of dark side force ghosts. Maybe Kylo goes on a soul searching trip for a new master, and Palps starts haunting him. I believe the recent SW comics already did that....and they are part of the canon now.... So totally possible... There has to be some new threat introduced.....otherwise what's the point of what follows Ep 9? And I am sure something follows Ep. 9....there always has to be light vs dark....otherwise you have Macross without VF's! Quote
jenius Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 I think Skywalker will just be the new term for Jedi... Quote
505thAirborne Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, no3Ljm said: I told you that's no Palpatine. It was Mark Hamill doing an older Joker from BTAS. Quote
seti88 Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) I wonder if we will have a fireworks display and a sing along ending? JJ should open with this ending and then cut straight to the kick in the guts..lol.. Edited April 12, 2019 by seti88 Quote
505thAirborne Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 33 minutes ago, Seto Kaiba said: Can you rewrite cancer to be more appealing? No offense to Ms. Tran, but the character Rose Tico was the story cancer that caused the whole Canto Bight plot tumor in The Last Jedi and dispensed many of its worst moments and lines of dialog. The character is tainted, even if the writing is competent this time around. It's like bringing back Jar-Jar. You could have fantastic writing for him, but because everyone's seen The Phantom Menace nobody will like him no matter how well-written he is the second time around. Point well taken, perhaps she has just a quick scene in the film like Jar-Jar did in ROTS. Quote
Mog Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 Thanks a lot, Avengers! By undoing Thanos’ snap, you brought back Palpy! It’s all connected!!!!! Quote
azrael Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 Meh. More JJ fan-wanking nostalgia crap. What do I mean by that? Ian McDiarmid premiered in Episode 6. Now he's "appearing" in this trilogy's 3rd episode. How convenient... I thought "Let the past die." So is Palps making a comeback? 4th Quarter conversion (yes, I threw in a Robot Chicken reference)? And Lando is back and flying the Falcon. Also convenient.... Is Kylo repairing his helmet supposed to be the allegory of JJ trying to repair Rian's mess? Rey rebuilt the lightsaber. *sigh* Still can't build herself her OWN lightsaber. Quote
Seto Kaiba Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, sh9000 said: I kinda wish Luke and Han were still alive. No one's ever really gone... so maybe we'll be treated to Kylo Ren being nagged and nitpicked to death by Han, Leia, Luke, Luke's apprentices, and all the others with grievances against him. Maybe that's why he's going to Palpatine, to ask him to make Anakin and Luke STFU so he can have a moment's peace. Quote
Mommar Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) “Every generation has a legend...” and sometimes it’s just a legendary f**k up. Edited April 12, 2019 by Mommar Quote
Chronocidal Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Seto Kaiba said: No one's ever really gone... so maybe we'll be treated to Kylo Ren being nagged and nitpicked to death by Han, Leia, Luke, Luke's apprentices, and all the others with grievances against him. Maybe that's why he's going to Palpatine, to ask him to make Anakin and Luke STFU so he can have a moment's peace. My favorite post-TLJ image is literally Luke going pure Ghost Nappa on Kylo. I would pay for someone to digitally insert a ghost Luke on Kylo's shoulder giving snarky commentary. Edited April 12, 2019 by Chronocidal Quote
Mog Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, azrael said: Rey rebuilt the lightsaber. *sigh* Still can't build herself her OWN lightsaber. Only genuine bad-ass femmes in the Skywalker line get to rock the purple lightsaber! 14 minutes ago, Seto Kaiba said: No one's ever really gone... so maybe we'll be treated to Kylo Ren being nagged and nitpicked to death by Han, Leia, Luke, Luke's apprentices, and all the others with grievances against him. Maybe that's why he's going to Palpatine, to ask him to make Anakin and Luke STFU so he can have a moment's peace. Palps: “Young Ben-lo, I can give you PEACE and SERENITY across the entire galactic galaxy. . . and together, we can SAVE your . . . sleep.” Edited April 12, 2019 by Mog Quote
SuperSenpai Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, jenius said: I think Skywalker will just be the new term for Jedi... Here's a theory: I think the title is really supposed to be "Rise of THE Skywalker". Quote
Dynaman Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Chronocidal said: Suppose there's no reason they can't be dredging up the idea of dark side force ghosts. Other than it totally messing up the explanation of it from the prequals that was used to explain why Kenobi vanished but Darth Vader did not when he died. Quote
electric indigo Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 After Lucas recycled the best bits of adventure movies and knight sagas to forge Star Wars, it now recycles itself. Full circle! I'm in... Quote
azrael Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 46 minutes ago, Mog said: Only genuine bad-ass femmes in the Skywalker line get to rock the purple lightsaber! Who said anything about a purple lightsaber. I'm talking about building one's OWN lightsaber. Luke built his own. EVERY FREAKIN' Jedi built their own sabers. Meanwhile Rey is rockin that same hilt for the past 3 movies. Even after she broke it. Could have taking the scraps and built a brand new personal saber.... 6 minutes ago, Dynaman said: Other than it totally messing up the explanation of it from the prequals that was used to explain why Kenobi vanished but Darth Vader did not when he died. Quote
Mog Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, azrael said: Who said anything about a purple lightsaber. I'm talking about building one's OWN lightsaber. Luke built his own. EVERY FREAKIN' Jedi built their own sabers. Meanwhile Rey is rockin that same hilt for the past 3 movies. Even after she broke it. Could have taking the scraps and built a brand new personal saber.... Sorry, making a few references to EU “Legends“ folks. But I get your point about making your own lightsaber and completing her training. Quote
505thAirborne Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 My brain is a little slow today, just dawned on me that is what's left of the Death Star. Holy Sh-t that is awesome! Quote
kalvasflam Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 You know they are probably just teasing Palpatine's ghost long enough for him to be bitch slapped down. It's nice and all, but it'll be a total head fake. As for Rey needing a lightsaber... what for? Quote
azrael Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, kalvasflam said: You know they are probably just teasing Palpatine's ghost long enough for him to be bitch slapped down. It's nice and all, but it'll be a total head fake. As for Rey needing a lightsaber... what for? Oh yes, of course. It's JJ's Mary Sue. Quote
jvmacross Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 46 minutes ago, 505thAirborne said: My brain is a little slow today, just dawned on me that is what's left of the Death Star. Holy Sh-t that is awesome! TFA How can we improve the awesomeness of the first 2 Death Stars? With an even bigger Death Star of course!! TLJ That opening scene from ANH with the Star Destroyer chasing down the Rebel ship was epic.....surely extending that concept for an entire movie would blow the fan’s minds!!! TROS Remember how cool it was to see a Super Star Destroyer rusting away on Jakku? Let’s do the same thing but replace it with the Death Star! The fans will eat that sheit up!!!! Quote
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