areaseven Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Seth Grahame-Smith's bestselling zombie parody of Jane Austen's classic novel hits the big screen. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies hits theaters on February 5, 2016. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies @ IMDB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Edited October 13, 2015 by Duke Togo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Valkyrie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Better wait for the review first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castel Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) The trailer looks mighty silly but well, who knows? Oh wait, i do. No, not for me. Edited October 13, 2015 by Castel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 These sorts of films would probably be a lot better if they didn't have the incessant need to make them all wushu ninja actioners where everyone has the skills of Jason Bourne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynaman Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 These sorts of films would probably be a lot better if they didn't have the incessant need to make them all wushu ninja actioners where everyone has the skills of Jason Bourne. You just gave me a flashback to the latest Three Musketeers movie, I turned it off before it was even halfway through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsain Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 These sorts of films would probably be a lot better if they didn't have the incessant need to make them all wushu ninja actioners where everyone has the skills of Jason Bourne. Have you read the book? Because that's kind of the whole point, and why it's ridiculous. It's literally Austen's Pride & Prejudice with the zombie and action passages added in. It was stupid fun, and I'm sure the wife and I will watch this eventually. My biggest disappointment is that it won't feature the same cast as the last P&P movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tking22 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Have you read the book? Because that's kind of the whole point, and why it's ridiculous. It's literally Austen's Pride & Prejudice with the zombie and action passages added in. It was stupid fun, and I'm sure the wife and I will watch this eventually. My biggest disappointment is that it won't feature the same cast as the last P&P movie. Yea when it comes to MW members opinions on movies, I don't even take them with a grain of salt anymore, I blatantly ignore about 90% of them. MW is unfortunately full of boring old people that complain about remakes and reboots of things they grew up with, and they complain about things they aren't familiar with, many can't help but ask who is this for? Obviously not you if you're asking. I haven't read the novel since college, but like you said, it looks like campy fun, and since I'm familiar with the source material that's a draw too. Doubt I'll see it in theaters, but it does look like it could be some dumb fun, the novel was a short entertaining read, so who knows, I may give it a go on a matinee or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Have you read the book? Because that's kind of the whole point, and why it's ridiculous. It's literally Austen's Pride & Prejudice with the zombie and action passages added in. It was stupid fun, and I'm sure the wife and I will watch this eventually. My biggest disappointment is that it won't feature the same cast as the last P&P movie. I know it's supposed to be ridiculous and action-packed, but the particular style of action shown in the trailer is grossly out of place. I'm not commenting on the subject matter, I'm commenting on the execution. Plus, that music? Frakking shoot me. I guess this is what happens when you go from David O. Russell to Burr Steers. Edited October 13, 2015 by Duke Togo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TangledThorns Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 My wife would definitely go see this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castel Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Well, if the goal was to be ridiculous then congrats, it sure is a flying success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myk Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You just gave me a flashback to the latest Three Musketeers movie, I turned it off before it was even halfway through. You and me both; talk about awful. Also, if being old and boring means I have gained the ability to filter out garbage like this before subjecting my senses to it, then I am grateful in my old age, and those that aren't as advanced in my years should look forward to the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 You just gave me a flashback to the latest Three Musketeers movie, I turned it off before it was even halfway through. Yeah, and turning it into a present-day action film was not a good idea. But that's The Asylum for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tking22 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Well, if the goal was to be ridiculous then congrats, it sure is a flying success. That was their intention, as that is exactly how the source is. You and me both; talk about awful. Also, if being old and boring means I have gained the ability to filter out garbage like this before subjecting my senses to it, then I am grateful in my old age, and those that aren't as advanced in my years should look forward to the day... Lol this is kind of what I mean, I'm not defending the movie, it obviously looks crazy and over the top, my point was that this is exactly how it should look, the novel starts out and seems like a simple retelling of Pride and Prejudice, then the zombies pop up and everything gets cranked to 11. Being older doesn't give you some magical extra sensitive garbage film filter, everyone is guilty of watching over the top brain dead garbage from time to time, not a single person can, with a straight face say, every film they enjoy is widely praised and liked. This film will be no different, some will make it a guilty pleasure film, and yet most will just see it as too over the top and ridiculous. Plenty of people of all ages can discern if something looks too stupid or crazy for them, nobody is forcing anyone to watch this, being able to decide if it's not for you based on a trailer doesn't you make you some wise guru, my point is that obviously not every film is for everyone, and yet films like this will always have their place, and they will always have fans who are excited to see them. Like I said, I doubt I'll ever see it in theaters, but being familiar with the source, it will definitely be a rental or red box, it's not a property I'm head over heels for. I've just gotten tired of reading the same boring comments in every thread for a film that pops up that are exactly the same, (Oh wow, this looks like garbage, this reminds me of X, this looks so terrible who is this for?), there's just so much boring negativity on here it hurts my head. Yes there's a lot of crap coming out, but damn people, god forbid one day you happen to sit down and watch one of the movies you damned based on a 1:30 trailer and you actually end up enjoying it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehPW Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Well... as a official 'Old fart', if i annoy others with my opinion, well.... oh well, mate. I never read the book so I guess I am missing out on something. P&P. just listening to the words in my head, sounds like something Spike Lee & Tarnatino should have made... well after actually LOOKING at the video link, my only question? Will my wife still think Lion's Gate streak of making Good Movies (according to her) will be broken by this movie? or not... hmmm. (yeah, yeah, they made some horror/zombie B's but does Direct-to-Bargain bin equal box office?) Edited October 14, 2015 by TehPW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TehPW Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Well it looks less ninja and more OMG-zombies...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Tha fu*k is coming next, Jack and Jill: Secret Agents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynaman Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Tha fu*k is coming next, Jack and Jill: Secret Agents? We have a Hollywood idea man here! (and quit giving them ideas - though they already did Hansel and Gretel so who knows) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechaninac Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 We have a Hollywood idea man here! (and quit giving them ideas - though they already did Hansel and Gretel so who knows) Hansel and Gretel and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter... You just can't make this $h!t up. Oh, wait, Hollywood can... never mind, move along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildani Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) And let's not forget Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. No, really. Edited January 25, 2016 by Sildani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Hansel and Gretel and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter... You just can't make this $h!t up. Oh, wait, Hollywood can... never mind, move along. Based on the book. Hollywood can't make it up, they gotta buy it from someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommar Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) Based on the book. Hollywood can't make it up, they gotta buy it from someone else. Yeah, I was going to say this isn't a Hollywood invention. This was originally a book. I did not realize Matt Smith as in it either. Edited January 25, 2016 by Mommar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechaninac Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Based on the book. Hollywood can't make it up, they gotta buy it from someone else. And you'd think that the smiley I tacked at the end was a clear and present indication that I was being facetious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommar Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 And you'd think that the smiley I tacked at the end was a clear and present indication that I was being facetious... In my defense I went to Albuquerque Public Schools and am illiterate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) "2.75 and 2.9 out of 5 Schmoes" "You're not gonna remember it in T-minus 1 day (Yep, already forgot it)," Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 46% - "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies manages to wring a few fun moments out of its premise, but never delivers the thoroughly kooky mashup its title suggests." Metacritic Score: 46 out of 100 Edited February 8, 2016 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 In my defense I went to Albuquerque Public Schools and am illiterate. It's ok, he misused "facetious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechaninac Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) It's ok, he misused "facetious." How so? Do enlighten me. Facetious: adjective 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally:a facetious remark. 2. amusing; humorous. 3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:a facetious person. Edited February 6, 2016 by mechaninac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Togo Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 How so? Do enlighten me. Facetious: adjective 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark. 2. amusing; humorous. 3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person. What you are going for is sarcasm, but I don't think you hit that either. And that's a piss-poor definition of facetious (not your fault; just saying). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Dictionaries are terrible things, dedicated to sucking the life out of a word and misleading people in proper usage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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