areaseven Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) From Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane comes Ted, his first-ever motion picture, premiering on June 29. Ted stars Mark Wahlberg (like no one here knows who he is...), Mila Kunis (Meg in Family Guy, Mona Sax in Max Payne), Giovanni Ribisi (Parker in Avatar, Wade in Saving Private Ryan) and Jessica Barth (various voices in Family Guy), with Ted voiced by MacFarlane and narration done by Patrick Stewart (like anyone here doesn't know his name...). In the film, John Bennett's wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. Unfortunately, they've been living together for over 27 years, which severely affects John's relationship with his girlfriend Lori. In order for him to move on with his life, he tries to distance himself from Ted.Early reviews have been positive so far, with a 72% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Official SiteOfficial YouTube ChannelAnd try out the video game Fists of Furry, where Ted dukes it out with other famous bears. Edited December 25, 2015 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN Spacy Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 LOVED the trailer. This scene sold it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric indigo Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Funny how I was just remembering these fuzzy guys this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oihan Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 From Family Guy's Seth McFarlane comes Ted, his first-ever motion picture, premiering on June 29. Ted stars Mark Wahlberg (like no one here knows who he is...), Mila Kunis (Meg in Family Guy, Mona Sax in Max Payne), Giovanni Ribisi (Parker in Avatar, Wade in Saving Private Ryan) and Jessica Stroup (some hot chick in too many bad horror flicks), with Ted voiced by McFarlane and narration done by Patrick Stewart (like anyone here doesn't know his name...). In the film, John Bennett's wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. Unfortunately, they've been living together for over 27 years, which severely affects John's relationship with his girlfriend Lori. In order for him to move on with his life, he tries to distance himself from Ted. Early reviews have been positive so far, with a 72% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Official Site Official YouTube Channel Hahaha...all of my friends and I are looking forward to seeing this movie. Good to know it's getting positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I can't wait to see it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505thAirborne Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 This trailer is what sold me on TED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 This is, without a doubt, the best comedy movie of 2012. If you grew up in the '80s, you will completely love this film. Fans of the 1980 Flash Gordon film will suffer from a complete nerdgasm, especially with Sam Jones - blond hair and all - appearing as himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ted definitely had its moments (The. . . .umm. . . ."ending" to the check-out stand flirting was definitely one of them). But I'd have to go with 21 Jump Street for best comedy so far in 2012. Messing with the stereotypes. Unexpected cameos. "F*CK YOU, SCIENCE!!" . . . . .Of course, Prometheus probably trumps all with its comedic leaps of logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 21 Jump St. was hilarious. So was Ted. It's been a good year for comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Great Moments in Cinema History: The Return of an American Icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXO Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ted definitely had its moments (The. . . .umm. . . ."ending" to the check-out stand flirting was definitely one of them). But I'd have to go with 21 Jump Street for best comedy so far in 2012. Messing with the stereotypes. Unexpected cameos. "F*CK YOU, SCIENCE!!" . . . . .Of course, Prometheus probably trumps all with its comedic leaps of logic. ApChemistry Bitch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 21 Jump Street was the funniest thing in the theater I've seen this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 14, 2012 Author Share Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) Enough of the off-topic derailing. If you all want to talk about 21 Jump Street, go to this thread. Edited November 14, 2012 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 14, 2012 Author Share Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) Now, going completely back on topic, here are some commercials by AXE Hair. Viewer discretion advised on the last one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNO8SMyLskE&hd=1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0zKQ3dxrms&hd=1WARNING: NSFW!!! Edited August 17, 2013 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 With a string of positive reviews (68% on Rotten Tomatoes) and a worldwide box-office earning of US$549 million, Ted receiving a sequel was nothing short of expected. MacFarlane tweeted a possible release date of Passover 2015. Universal Pictures later on confirmed that Ted 2 is slated to hit theaters on April 3, 2015. MacFarlane is currently working on his second live-action film, A Million Ways to Die in the West, which hits theaters on May 30, 2014. Ted 2 Release Date Ted 2 Set for April 2015 Ted 2 @ IMDb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenius Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I was totally unimpressed with Ted... I think it was a case of high hopes met by average product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 (edited) "Worth buying on Blu-ray." "B+" "4 out of 5 Schmoes" Edited December 27, 2015 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefuemon Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 hated, hated, hated this movie. For some reason it did big over here, even though 98% of the "comedy" was American pop-culture references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommar Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 LMAO, just last month Seth MacFarlane was on Twitter bitching about all of the rain we were (finally) getting here in NM while trying to film his new movie. We've been in a drought for two years, maybe he could develop some better timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal_Massacre_79 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'm just glad that I rented this movie instead of seeing it at a theater. It was OK, but nothing great. More of the same hit and miss "comedy" that's shown in Family Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badboy00z Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I liked the movie. My favorite scene was the fight in the hotel. Reminds me of the fight between Peter and the Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullmilitia Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Seth needs to work on expanding ideas, it's all the same jokes. I loved Family Guy, but now it's just as stale and numb as the Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 It's been announced that Ted 2 will hit theaters on June 26, 2015. Aside from Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg, Jessica Barth and Patrick Warburton (The Tick, Joe Swanson in Family Guy) will reprise their roles as Tami-Lynn and Guy (John's co-worker), respectively. Mila Kunis may or may not show up in this installment, as Amanda Seyfried (Lovelace, Cosette in Les Misérables) is the new leading lady. Sam J. Jones will also return as himself. Also confirmed to star or make cameo appearances are the following: Richard Schiff (Toby in The West Wing, Dr. Hamilton in Man of Steel) Morgan Freeman Michael Dorn (Worf in Star Trek: The Next Generation) Dennis Haysbert (Allstate Insurance guy, Manute in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For) Liam Neeson Curtis Stigers (jazz singer) John Slattery (Roger Sterling in Mad Men, Howard Stark in Iron Man 2) Ted 2 Gets June 2015 Release Date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 The cameos keep coming for Ted 2: David Hasselhoff (Germany still loves him) Tom Brady (New England Patriots quarterback) Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505thAirborne Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 I like how Seth took the sperm bank scene from Family guy episode "Sibling Rivalry", where off to an original start with this one. On the other hand I'm sure I'll LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TangledThorns Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 My wife hates bathroom humor and wouldn't watch the first film with me, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight26 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I'll see it when it hits video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) "C+" "3.0 & 3.75 out of 5 Schmoes" "A pretty fun time... if you're drunk (Yeah now it's a party!)."Rotten Tomatoes Rating:41% - "Ted 2 reunites Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane for another round of sophomoric, scatological humor -- and just as before, your enjoyment will depend on your tolerance for all of the above."Metacritic Score: 49 out of 100 Edited December 27, 2015 by areaseven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areaseven Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 Michael Dorn and Patrick Warburton cosplaying as themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.