How does Sara tweet without any wifi

[VF5SS]

The Diary of Sara Nome

written by Veef

Oh blah. I gotta recite the legend of the Bird Human AH GAIN! Oh well it's hard work being the priestess of the wind. Late on I should raise the hem of my one dress's skirt or I'm gonna melt from this heat. D:

So I met a new guy, he's kinda cute. I thought he wanted to show me his love stick but it turns out he's just a dirty white guy possessed by the kadun of hate. That ALWAYS happens with the cute ones. :[

Look ok, so I was carving love sticks for the shy boys in the village who can't make their own and I think that white guy called me a slurm! I should've got more mad at him but I think I kinda liked it :x

omigosh I had a premonition that metal birds were gonna totally drop fire on the island and everyone would die ;-;

The metal bird humans nearly killed Mao! I was soooooooooo worried but the white guy told me to lead the others to safety and that he'd save Mao. I guess he's not a bad white guy :s

More white people with their metal bird humans showed up so I told them to stay outside. As a priestess I have to protect my island from the fire kaduns dontchaknow. Although I don't feel so bad knowing Shin was riding that blue bird human. ^ _ ^;

THAT WHITE BITCH DREW BLOOD FROM MYYYYY PEOPLE! I can't buh-lieve Shin let that bitch cast a kadun of temptation on everyone with that juice inside the metal jars! : <

SHIN! Don't make that machine work! You're stealing the stars from the sky with those lights on the ground ;-;

OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOSH! Shin saw me bathing naked in the sacred springs. I let him know that was NOT OKAY with my prayer staff. A good priestess of peace always keeps her prayer staff razor sharp :3

Augh! More white people! That black guy looks like one of us but I know he likes the taste of animal flesh. I don't know what to do about that white lady with the fish lips. My prayer staff of peace didn't dissuade her from asking questions. >_>

omigosh Shin, you don't need to pretend you're riding your fire kadun! You're embarrassing me! D:

I felt something. As if millions of shy boys were screaming in excitement because SHIN KISSED MY SISTER! > : [

ohicantbelievethisishappening! THESE WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLING EVERYONE! I HAVE TO STOP THE BIRD HUMAN FROM KILLING EVERYONE ELSE : o

Look Shin, ok I'm just really upset right now. You have to understand my feelings when I tried to murder you with a machete ok? gawsh :<

This other white bitch has white hair. She's like super white. STOP BEATING UP SHIN YOU BITCH!

i don't want anymore beads mr scary wheelchair man ;-;

I don't know what happened but we're got away and into the forest. Shin took his shoes off ^w^

oh he put them back on :<

There was a dead metal bird human in the forest and it CUT MY ARM! AUGH! I don't wanna spill anymore blood, daddy ;-;

Soooooo I was like showing Shin how great it is when cicadas molt from their shells and then he like...

he-he kissed me :>

I didn't like it at first but then I did @w@

ohmigosh~

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU WHITE BITCH! I DUN WANNA GO TO YOUR METAL BOAT! >>: [

D-daddy told the wheelchair man to tempt me with beads... ;-;

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE D:

OMIGOSH SHIN GOT SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT!!!!!!!

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Omigosh Shin! What am I doing inside the Bird Human? I'm like totally scared but you're here so I feel less scared :x

OH

MY

BIRD HUMAN!

As a priestess I hafta stop the poisoned fire kaduns from hurting the island. >_<

space is lonely...

Shin I want you to come with me and be my boyfriend forever <3 <3 <3

I hope Mao grows up strong and has children who will foster peace throughout the galaxy

good bye my island and everyone on it ;-;

good

bye

Edited January 10, 2012 by VF5SS

[VF-15 Banshee]

I don't know whether to laugh or groan.

[VF5SS]

I get that a lot.

It's a gift.

[VF-15 Banshee]

How does Mao tweet without any WiFi?

[soul.assassin]

That was some crackfic right up there.

[VF5SS]

How does Mao tweet without any WiFi?

she's got it in her earrings

[soul.assassin]

she's got it in her earrings

That was clever.