Wanzerfan Posted October 27, 2010 Author Posted October 27, 2010 "Are those... body fluids?" - Earth Defence Force 2017. "Lets do this, Garuda One!" - Ace Combat 6. "I remember when all this was fields... " - The Agency Controller, Crackdown "I know what the ladies like... " - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2. "Fleshy meat-bags!" and the many variations thereof, HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic. "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKKKE!" - Metal Gear Solid "..." - every Final Fantasy game ever, but especially VII. And the title of the Chapter that follows that particular line in Halo 2 says it all: The Ladies Like Armor Plating. HK-47 has always been a riot in the KotOR games. Quote
Valkyrie Hunter D Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!" Eat your heart out Shakespeare. Quote
taksraven Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Of course, if this was a proper video game quote thread, Sinistar would have gotten a mention on the first page..... Pick a line, any line.....Taksraven Quote
JB0 Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) "..." - every Final Fantasy game ever, but especially VII. The best ellipsis use is in Super Robot Wars Alpha, when Heero and Rei have a conversation consisting ENTIRELY of ...s. Of course, if this was a proper video game quote thread, Sinistar would have gotten a mention on the first page..... Pick a line, any line.....Taksraven Ah, yes. How DID we forget Sinistar, the greatest philosopher of our age? http://onastick.net/drew/sinistar/ Though for raw quotability, I prefer Berzerk. "Chicken, fight like a robot!" Edited October 27, 2010 by JB0 Quote
macross_fan99 Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!" Eat your heart out Shakespeare. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night I just started another playthrough. Fantastic game. Quote
taksraven Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Ah, yes. How DID we forget Sinistar, the greatest philosopher of our age? http://onastick.net/drew/sinistar/ Thanks for that, great link. Taksraven Quote
Wanzerfan Posted October 31, 2010 Author Posted October 31, 2010 Mordin Solus: "Repurposed Krogan hospital. Sturdy, built to withstand punishment."Garrus Vakarian: "That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through." (Male) Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus Vakarian: "Gardens, electronic shops, antique stores, but only if they're classy." As you can see, I played through Mordin's loyalty quest with Garrus as my second squad character in Mass Effect 2. Quote
CoryHolmes Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 "Ask yourself this question: How am I helping Cortana?" -Halo 2 It's Jen Taylor's delivery that makes Cortana the awesome snark machine that she is Quote
Einherjar Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 If I remember correctly, from "Secret of Evermore," at a spot right before the ruler of a kingdom is about to send you to prison, roughly: "But first, would you like to save your progress?" Choice one: "Yes." Choice two: "I'd rather talk to my lawyer." Quote
gerwalk25 Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 I smoke cause' it gives me knowledge.Random Pedestrian, GTA: San Andreas Quote
F-ZeroOne Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 Also GTA, but Vice City this time: "I touch myself." - Fernando. Quote
VF-19 Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 "Welcome to your doom!" Altered Beast on the old Sega Genesis, in all it's garbled glory! Quote
wolfx Posted November 2, 2010 Posted November 2, 2010 By Bolo Santosi from Just Cause 2. "My name, is Bolo Santosi" “Otherwise, they will evaporate to nothing. And nothing will come of nothing, Scorpio”. “Unable to motivate even the slightest self-preserving action. A willing and terrified lump of flesh, just for me”. and many many choice others. http://www.justcause2mods.com/BoloSB.swf Quote
HappyPenguins Posted November 2, 2010 Posted November 2, 2010 (edited) "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!" - Mario from Hotel Mario for CDI Edited November 2, 2010 by HappyPenguins Quote
ruskiiVFaussie Posted November 6, 2010 Posted November 6, 2010 "Welcome to your doom!" Altered Beast on the old Sega Genesis, in all it's garbled glory! "Rissseeee Fron your Gravee!!!!!" Quote
Tober Posted November 6, 2010 Posted November 6, 2010 "For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation." - Dr. Isaac Kleiner, HL2:EP1 Quote
F-ZeroOne Posted November 6, 2010 Posted November 6, 2010 (edited) Can't believe I didn't think of this one earlier, possibly the greatest quote (with context) in the history of third person shooters: "Theres blood in my mouth and it not mine!" - Gears of War 2. Edited November 6, 2010 by F-ZeroOne Quote
Wanzerfan Posted November 4, 2011 Author Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) I've recently started playing Growlanser 2: The Sense of Justice again on PlayStation 2, and forgotten how hilarious Hans is. "Say 'Hola' to my spicy little friends, pendeho." (yes, he did use the Spanish word for what I think is "dickhead" in the game) "Say 'Hola' to the grande hombre downstairs, senior freakalone." "Victory, with fifty percent more satisfaction." My fave: "A tisket, a tasket, you freaks are getting caskets." (he ends this one with either a raspberry or a little chuckle) Here's one from Charlone: "One order of bad karma, coming right back." Edited November 4, 2011 by Wanzerfan Quote
Radd Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Since someone beat me to the Metal Wolf Chaos quotes, here's a classic; "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" - Bad Dudes Quote
atomicscissors Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker! Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like. Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing. Sweet Johnson, Kendl: Shut up, Carl! -GTA:SA Quote
Keith Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) YOU SPOONY BARD! Edited November 4, 2011 by Keith Quote
the white drew carey Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 "I'm looking for... sailors." -Shenmue. Quote
Jefuemon Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Are we looking for good quotes, or atrocious ones? Quote
atomicscissors Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 "I'm looking for... sailors." -Shenmue. Ha! I forgot about that one! Quote
JB0 Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 Are we looking for good quotes, or atrocious ones? The answer to that question is yes."Was the game good?" "It better have been, it took ten years to make." -Duke Nukem Forever. Quote
anime52k8 Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) OH HI GUYS! :edit: OH GOD THE EYE POKE!!! Edited November 5, 2011 by anime52k8 Quote
JB0 Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 I call shenanigans on that last one. "Get thee hence, oblivion awaits thee!" -Valkyrie Profile Quote
anime52k8 Posted November 5, 2011 Posted November 5, 2011 I call shenanigans on that last one. ? Quote
shiroikaze Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) "What a shame..."-JC Denton, Deus Ex(Gah, stop embedding the video and let me just link it!) Edited November 14, 2011 by shiroikaze Quote
Zor Primus Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 "Swooping is bad..." -Alistair, Dragon Age Origins Quote
JB0 Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 Seconded on the Youtube auto-embedding. Worst feature of the current board software. On-topic: "That was frightening. I was frightened." -Legend of Dragoon. Though any PS1-era SCEA translation will offer similar gems. Quote
Dangaioh Posted November 15, 2011 Posted November 15, 2011 "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum." - Duke, Duke Nukem "LEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!" - Leroy Jenkins, World of Warcraft Quote
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