Wanzerfan Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) Kain: "Cast him in." -Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1 Garrus Vakarian: "I had the reach, she had the agility."-remarking on his sparring match "overtime session" with a female Turian crewmember in Mass Effect 2 Edited October 31, 2010 by Wanzerfan Quote
shiroikaze Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "I see you like Castlevania." - Psycho Mantis, Metal Gear Solid Quote
Keith Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 Go to 6:45 HE DECIDED TO DIE BUT I COULD FIND MY WAY OUR PEACE WILL BE BACK SOON SOON BE BACK (programmed by WINKY SOFT) Quote
Mog Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle." ------------------------------------------ ""You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you." ------------------------------------------ "If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol I'll kill them myself!" ------------------------------------------ "Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi." Quote
Gaijin Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) God of War III "Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It is what we fight with when all else is lost.." - Pandora. Metal Gear Solid 3 "Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing, will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot. " - Eva Edited October 25, 2010 by Gaijin Quote
macrossnake Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) the best Metal Gear Solid 3 Boss: "People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times." Edited October 25, 2010 by macrossnake Quote
JB0 Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 Send 'em all to hell! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EDF! EDF! EDF! Quote
ruskiiVFaussie Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) "Grand UPPAER!!!" Edited October 25, 2010 by ruskiiVFaussie Quote
Black Valkyrie Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 SALAMANDER - Enemy intruders have penetrated our force field. Quote
Renato Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "All your bas..." Blah, you know the rest. Quote
Vepariga Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel. Quote
Funkenstein Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 Nothing is pointless! And the reason is — because I am the President of the great UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Metal Wolf Chaos. Quote
Warmaker Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) I loaded up Fallout 1 on my PC for some nostalgic fun. Anyways, Fallout 1 & 2 usually had good humor. Even in combat. Some UI quotes from Fallout 1 for some combat feedback, which I found opening certain game files with Notepad. "The attack crushes the temple. Good night, Gracie" "Unfortunately, his spine is now clearly visible from the front" "knocking him to the ground like a bowling pin in a league game" "The intense pain of having a leg removed causes him to quit" "sadly, he is too busy feeling the rush of air on the brain to notice death approaching" "Ouch! That had to hurt" "and he's not wearing a cup, either" "He mumbles "Mother", as his eyes roll into the back of his head" "sadly, she doesn't get to pray to her gods before she meets them" "She takes it like a man. That is to say, it hurts" "Her childbearing days are in trouble as she collapses in a limp heap" "Now this young child will never really experience life" (ANYTHING can be killed in Fallout 1 & 2 ) "The Brahmin is most upset with this udderly devastating attack" tacky, but fun... "The wound causes severe blindness, as if there is any other kind" "You get a nice view of your body as your head sails through the air" "You cup your groin and fall to the floor in pain" "There are not enough words in the universe to describe the pain your are feeling at this moment" On the subject of Fallout series, someone uploaded a clip for the , which was using the same engine as 1.Also, for the ones still doing Fallout 3, just putting good word out for a mod on it called " ," all in an effort to deal a variety of death in the wastes. Edited October 25, 2010 by Warmaker Quote
Nicaragua Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "Welcome to the fantasy zone, get ready!" Space Harrier "You dare fight me?" Strider "But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!" Killzone 2 Quote
Flaming Guantlet Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP GREAT THING IS APPROACHING FAST. --------------------------- Modifying program... Final level... All system checks are complete. Combat mode is now engaged. Target verified. Commencing hostilities! --------------------------- Do a barrel roll! Quote
taksraven Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "Destroy him my robots!!!!" IM1 Taksraven Quote
mikeszekely Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) I was talking to a former bounty hunter in Fallout: New Vegas about why he quit instead of going after an arsonist/rapist. Don't remember his exact quote, but it was something like "I'm willing to risk my life, but I've got a thing about my @$$hole." Edited October 25, 2010 by mikeszekely Quote
Zor Primus Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 "Time is money friend!" Random goblins in WoW Quote
shiroth Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) The one that always comes to mind shall be the epic: "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!" From Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Edited October 25, 2010 by shiroth Quote
myk Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 HE DECIDED TO DIE BUT I COULD FIND MY WAY OUR PEACE WILL BE BACK SOON SOON BE BACK (programmed by WINKY SOFT) We got a new machine, for the fighting...time to scramble Valkyrie again... Quote
anime52k8 Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 "RAMIREZ! THROW A SMOKE GRENADE! RAMIREZ! USE YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER! RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT BMP! RAMIREZ! DEFEND THE BURGER-TOWN! RAMIREZ! RAMIREZ! RAMIREZ!" Quote
Keith Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 The one that always comes to mind shall be the epic: "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!" From Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Crazy infected GW Patriot Campbel is truly the most funny & disturbing thing in video game history. The gaming world collectively shat bricks when he told us we were playing too long and to turn off our playstations Quote
areaseven Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 Here are some quotes that would make Wanzerfan blush. Fatal Fury Special "Ooooh, you make me so angry, you big silly." - Terry Bogard "Wubba, wubba. I'm in the pink today." - Terry Bogard "Oooh. You make me so flustered" - Big Bear And last, but not least... Quote
shiroikaze Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) [scout referring to RED Spy] BLU Scout: Ooh-hoo-hoo, big problem! [plays with RED Spy's balisong] I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! [cuts himself] Ow! No offense. BLU Spy: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing - nothing! - like the man loose inside this building! BLU Scout: What are you, president of his fan club? BLU Spy: No... that would be your mother! [reveals several incriminating photos of the RED Spy embracing/making love to a middle-aged woman] BLU Scout: [shocked] BLU Spy: Indeed. And now he's here to f——— us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffle] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN! Edited October 26, 2010 by shiroikaze Quote
Black Valkyrie Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 "You dare fight me?" Strider Strider Hiryu you will never leave Eurasia a live. I gotch you. (pick it for missile ... ripple laser ... force field) - Salamander. (Anyone who opposes me, will be destroyed) – M. Bison, SF2 Quote
ruskiiVFaussie Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 Here are some quotes that would make Wanzerfan blush. Fatal Fury Special "Ooooh, you make me so angry, you big silly." - Terry Bogard "Wubba, wubba. I'm in the pink today." - Terry Bogard "Oooh. You make me so flustered" - Big Bear And last, but not least... what the... f? Quote
Nicaragua Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 Strider Hiryu you will never leave Eurasia a live. I gotch you. C'mon its clearly "Gotcha" not "Gotch you" ! Quote
F-ZeroOne Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) "Are those... body fluids?" - Earth Defence Force 2017. "Lets do this, Garuda One!" - Ace Combat 6. "I remember when all this was fields... " - The Agency Controller, Crackdown "I know what the ladies like... " - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2. "Fleshy meat-bags!" and the many variations thereof, HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic. "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKKKE!" - Metal Gear Solid "..." - every Final Fantasy game ever, but especially VII. Edited October 26, 2010 by F-ZeroOne Quote
Dynaman Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye!" Serious Sam - Just after killing the first one-eyed monster. "AAAARRRRR!!!", followed by "Oh Sh!t" Serious Sam - Killing the first guy that blows up when you shoot him, then LOADS of the exploding guys appear. [EDIT] EVERYTHING the elves say in "Elf Bowling" "Is that all the balls you got Santa" "Higher Wages, fewer toys" Edited October 26, 2010 by Dynaman Quote
shiroth Posted October 26, 2010 Posted October 26, 2010 Crazy infected GW Patriot Campbel is truly the most funny & disturbing thing in video game history. So true. Here's another one of my favorite ones. "Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry." Quote
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