Pratical Valkyrie-ity

[VF5SS]

So this is a thread for discussing how Valkyries do all kinds of practical things in Macross.

For instances

• can fly and land anywhere
• impervious to buildings
• capable of saving falling idols
• can whip out some CQC skills solid snake style
• can serve as base camp for trips on alien planets with your best gal
• carnival rides
• school gate guards
• hostage rescue practice dummies
• impromptu submarine and boat
• is totally better than a gundam

try and think of some more

[eugimon]

• makes the pilot totally impervious to G-force.
• is more resilient than things actually designed to be resilient
• can perform complex moves just by nudging the joystick and sometimes just by waving your arm around without any controls.

Edited April 9, 2010 by eugimon

[Gubaba]

• • Better than Myspace for promoting your band.

• Can emote effectively when talking to your Meltrandi "childhood friend."

• A great way to impress all the chicks! Especially those that happen to be falling.

Edited April 9, 2010 by Gubaba

[Einherjar]

• The overall design of the machines are ergonomical (?)
• Great way to impress chicks falling upward too.
• The gunpod is useful as a lighter.

Edited April 9, 2010 by Einherjar

[treatment]

• can actually fit in an (enemy) uniform and wear it casually and nonchalantly.

[Vepariga]

• Can be used for high speed thruster skating down streets

[ruskiiVFaussie]

* a sheild for sexy idols underneath, protection from debris and getting charred. Edited April 9, 2010 by ruskiiVFaussie

[Uxi]

Can be used as amusement park attractions

Can be used for construction

Can be used for building demolition (planned or not)

[UN_MARINE]

-Great for wandering inside giant alien ships

-Good for watching MBS

-Excellent for demolishing buildings

-Better than a treadmill

[Ghost Train]

Can put its hands up to surrender in style.

[thankheaven]

If you don't know how to use a joystick, optional guitar equipment are available on select models.

[eugimon]

totally easy to figure out how to fly for the first time if you're a stunt pilot but if you're a military pilot or a girl, fuhgeddaboudit.

[dreamweaver13]

*Great ride for a date around Saturn's rings.

*Can be controlled remotely by simply moving your fingers. Beat that, Batman.

*Very useful for making smoke artwork in the sky... forget about love messages, we're talking complex dragon art.

*Has frickin lasers on its head. Dr. Evil would be proud.

*Doesn't need refueling. Ever.

*Amazing legroom in the cockpit. Enough to fit a drum set.

*Has a radio system that conveniently konks out when you're with a hottie.

*Can do a kabuki pose.

*Cockpit can detach from the body and convert into a mini jet... wait, did that really happen?

[ff95gj]

- to kill someone you don't like, paint his fighter brown

[eugimon]

- to kill someone you don't like, paint his fighter brown

On that note, the more flamboyantly painted the valkyire, the greater the survivability of the pilot.

[treatment]

• you can store the gunpod in a dogfight...in reverse!

[ruskiiVFaussie]

*Great ride for a date around Saturn's rings.

*Can be controlled remotely by simply moving your fingers. Beat that, Batman.

*Very useful for making smoke artwork in the sky... forget about love messages, we're talking complex dragon art.

*Has frickin lasers on its head. Dr. Evil would be proud.

*Doesn't need refueling. Ever.

*Amazing legroom in the cockpit. Enough to fit a drum set.

*Has a radio system that conveniently konks out when you're with a hottie.

*Can do a kabuki pose.

*Cockpit can detach from the body and convert into a mini jet... wait, did that really happen?

Yes! XD

[Einherjar]

* Remote control Valkyrie, sometimes wireless.

* Reliable ejection system.

[ruskiiVFaussie]

* easy to conceal in boat harbours (wings back, just float there with a cover on top)

[Robelwell202]

Great functionality, even when some big-ass alien thing rips a leg/engine off.

Supremely futuristic fighter that still utilizes a catapult launch system (If it ain't broke, don't bother looking for an improved system!)

[regult]

this thread is hilarious!

[zerodigit1]

-Can be used to carry babys (Komilia loves riding on it).

-If you're plaining to chase space whales, valkeries will do the trick.

-If you don't have a stage to perform...well...use your Valkery.. specially when it comes with huge speakers.

-Single seaters...naaahh.. you always can have one more in the cockpit, ask Milene and Bassara, they love sharing VF-19 single seat.

-Accessories can be easly attached during a dogfight, specially if designed by Dr. Chiba.

[nexxstrait]

Light zentradi cygarettes

[KingNor]

Valks pick up closed circuit TV on their targeting computer pretty well.

The monitor however makes 20 something women look like old ladies.