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No way! At least with porn you're bound to have something you like.

Back in the eighties I picked one up at the rental store, and the cover looked great, too bad the people in the show were all fugly, at that is putting it mildly. When you can't even trust porn then what is the world coming to?

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This little gem just finished on TV here, The Amazing Captain Nemo.

Has everything you could want from a SF film from '78. Laser battles, bad dialogue and even a Darth Vader clone.....

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Transformers Trilogy by Michael Bay.

Without history, without a decent plot, no characters charismatic, high factor exacerbated patriotism and end nothing there.

Just explosions, harassment and beating.

Not worth the ticket or bluray engraved on them.

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Optimus Prime ripped off a dudes face; your argument is invalid.

Become Optimus Prime in a mechanized Kratos does not save a franchise!

They should have left him dead in Revenge of the Fallen.

And pick up another, such as Ultra Magnus and Hot Rod.

The same can be said about the 86' transformers movie. which has a really big plot hole.

The film 86 was to be a link between station 2 and 3, it is clear thathad a big hole.

It was to be filled in later episodes.

The same with the X-Files: Fight the Future.

They even mention the Fallen in The Dark of the Moon. We just have a crazy and Megatron manipulated, so as Galvatron.

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This little gem just finished on TV here, The Amazing Captain Nemo.

Has everything you could want from a SF film from '78. Laser battles, bad dialogue and even a Darth Vader clone.....

Ah man, 70's and 80's Italian SF. I have to admit,they're one of my guilty pleasures.

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Michael Bay's Transformers, no question.

Well, all Bay's movies are more or less crappy but these ones are especially bad.

Worse than Uwe Boll's works? I highly doubt it.

Also, nothing can be worse than G.N.F.O.S.

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Worse than Uwe Boll's works?

Well, at least i can laugh when watching a Boll's movie you know, i put his "works" in the "so bad it's fun" category.

Bay is beyond that point. You can't even laugh, It's just too bad for that.

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What about "Escape from Galaxy 3"? Fun for the whole family, until the sex scenes kick in...

What. The. He*l. Was that?

Okay, clearly the space scenes were shot in a large closet with black curtains hung on all the walls. Enjoyably bad. But....1:40: did that ship make a fist?!? :blink:

"Surrender! Or we're gon' knock your ass the fu*k out!" :lol:

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What. The. He*l. Was that?

Okay, clearly the space scenes were shot in a large closet with black curtains hung on all the walls. Enjoyably bad. But....1:40: did that ship make a fist?!? :blink:

"Surrender! Or we're gon' knock your ass the fu*k out!" :lol:

Oh, BELIEVE ME...for the best scenes, you need to watch the full movie. ;)

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Worse than Uwe Boll's works? I highly doubt it.

Also, nothing can be worse than G.N.F.O.S.

The difference between Michael Bay and Uwe Boll, is just the money for your movies XD

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But....1:40: did that ship make a fist?!?[/i]

If it did then it sounds like they stole the FX from an old Italian scifi movie, came out soon after Star Wars and it was very very bad - but no sex that I remember (and I was a teenager then, so I WOULD have remembered)

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If it did then it sounds like they stole the FX from an old Italian scifi movie, came out soon after Star Wars and it was very very bad - but no sex that I remember (and I was a teenager then, so I WOULD have remembered)

You're thinking of Star Crash, starring TV's own David Hasselhoff.

And yeah, the special effects are indeed recycled...which just makes "Escape from Galaxy 3" even WORSE.

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What about "Escape from Galaxy 3"? Fun for the whole family, until the sex scenes kick in...

Hilarious stuff. :D

I'm shocked that my local video club does not have it in stock...

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You're thinking of Star Crash, starring TV's own David Hasselhoff.

I'll take your word for it! I refuse to look up any info on that old stinker of a movie. I did watch the clip above, and yup - they stole the FX from the movie I remember. (at least "Space Mutiny" stole GOOD SFX shots...)

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You're thinking of Star Crash, starring TV's own David Hasselhoff.

DUDE!! You clearly have your priorities wrong!! Who tries to get people interested in Star Crash by mentioning the Hoff, when Caroline Munro was in it??!!

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  • 3 weeks later...
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[don't suppose it warrants a whole separate thread, but...]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*falls to floor, shivering in fetal position*

...you take it back!

take it back!

he's real....

he's real...

:(

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Ah, that's something we never got to see enough of in SW: Darth Vader milling about the bridge completely bored.

What the hell is going on in this clip? Is this just a filler scene in a classic SW porn parody?

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Come on, speak up - I know at least two of you got dragged into the theaters by your girlfriend/wife/significant other to see Breaking Dawn Part 1. How bad was it?

Less painful then watching Thor, or any transformers movie. Far better then the latest Pirates movie, Conaan was better (it had more people hitting each other, and a better sex scene)

Seriously - it's a twilight movie, you know what your going to get before you walk in the door. At least the werewolf guy didn't look so dorky this time. (he worked out for the second film - how he ended up looking dorky and buff at the same time I don't know)

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Come on, speak up - I know at least two of you got dragged into the theaters by your girlfriend/wife/significant other to see Breaking Dawn Part 1. How bad was it?

Not me. My better half hated Twilight with a passion from the first book, and she eats books for fun. Funny thing though, when the first movie became available for rental she rented it for us "just to see how bad it was..." I accused her of being a closet Twilight fan and I was banished from her house for a week...

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