frothymug Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 What Sci-Fi shows don't disregard physics? Haha... why did I immediately think of the movie "Armageddon" when I read this?
BeyondTheGrave Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 Haha... why did I immediately think of the movie "Armageddon" when I read this? Those are Micheal Bay physics.
eugimon Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 I dunno, the new battleship movie seems like a shoe in... they fight a water bound alien armada... water bound space ships...
Funkenstein Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 I dunno, the new battleship movie seems like a shoe in... they fight a water bound alien armada... water bound space ships... Based on a board game.
eugimon Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 Based on a board game. a movie of two kids playing the board game would still be better than fighting water bound space aliens... if they're water bound, how the hell did they get to earth?
big F Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 Spaceship goldfish bowls with lasers and missiles. Knock a hole in the side and turn em into giant frozen fishstick icepops.
anime52k8 Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 (edited) Avatar pocahontas 2: electric boogaloo Avatar Edited August 19, 2010 by anime52k8
big F Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 This WTF why would you even think of making something that bad, let alone think you'd get away with it. That sort of stuff gets you fatwa'd or your house fire bombed. Argh!! Thats gonna be a hard one to beat.
Godzilla Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 WTF why would you even think of making something that bad, let alone think you'd get away with it. That sort of stuff gets you fatwa'd or your house fire bombed. Argh!! Thats gonna be a hard one to beat. I was going to mention avatar but I have to agree with Big F there. That is hard to beat.
Retracting Head Ter Ter Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 Avatar Wasn't it supposed to be a < 1G planet? Not .999G but a bit more significantly less? I don't think that was emulated/simulated in the way stuff dropped or humans walked.
areaseven Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 Just when you thought one movie was enough... Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus That's not all - check out who's starring in it. Wanzerfan would probably jump for joy over this!
mrhillz Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 Not really Sci Fi, but what about Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? Believe me, the title and premise sound much better than the actual movie.
spacemanoeuvres Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 omg what about "Yor: The Hunter From the Future"? I remember loving this terrible (terrible) movie when I was a kid. Haven't seen it recently but if I recall correctly it's pretty damn awful. So awful that it comes around full circle to good then back to awful again.
reddsun1 Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 (edited) Has anyone seen the Pendragon ver. of War of the Worlds? I've heard this film takes bad to epic proportions, and from the trailer I've seen on youtube, I'm apt to believe it. It appears to have a budget rivaling that of a rural-high-school play [honest to God, some of the actors are wearing what look like taped-on moustaches!]. I'm no masochist by any means; so I don't know why I've something of an urge to go out and find this on DVD, purchase large quantities of alcohol and attempt to watch it... Also, the Asylum ver of the same movie is truly, truly a front runner for this award--saw a snippet on SciFi channel, and I just couldn't endure. And I've always considered myself something of a B-movie connoisseur. I'd actually like to see a rendition faithful to Wells' original telling, truth be told. The Martian heat ray is much more terrifying in its original concept; but I can see how it would be difficult to translate to film. Edited August 25, 2010 by reddsun1
anime52k8 Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 Has anyone seen the Pendragon ver. of War of the Worlds? I've heard this film takes bad to epic proportions, and from the trailer I've seen on youtube, I'm apt to believe it. It appears to have a budget rivaling that of a rural-high-school play [honest to God, some of the actors are wearing what look like taped-on moustaches!]. I'm no masochist by any means; so I don't know why I've something of an urge to go out and find this on DVD, purchase large quantities of alcohol and attempt to watch it... what, you don't think this looks like one of the finest films ever made? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uftynBphp94
reddsun1 Posted August 25, 2010 Posted August 25, 2010 what, you don't think this looks like one of the finest films ever made? Oh, hell yeah. Now I know I have GOT to get this DVD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_rAfxtF8d4&feature=related This is one you possibly have to be high to watch properly, though...
Retracting Head Ter Ter Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 While searching for more info on Mega-Shark Vs Crocosaurus I ran into this... Fwaaah! How do I get a copy of this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dragon_Lives_Again
areaseven Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 While searching for more info on Mega-Shark Vs Crocosaurus I ran into this... Fwaaah! How do I get a copy of this? http://en.wikipedia....gon_Lives_Again "Bruceploitation" was a genre of its own? So that's how big Bruce is in Hong Kong. BTW, on the subject of Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, there really isn't much information available online other than the fact that Wanzerfan's favorite actor is starring in it.
Robelwell202 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 For all-out cheezyness, I've got to nominate this one... http://www.impawards.com/1986/posters/wraith.jpg The only good thing about this film is the little black turbo. Other than that, every little thing stinks!
areaseven Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 For all-out cheezyness, I've got to nominate this one... http://www.impawards...ters/wraith.jpg The only good thing about this film is the little black turbo. Other than that, every little thing stinks! "Access Forbidden". Got a direct link to the article?
Graham Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Has anyone seen the Pendragon ver. of War of the Worlds? I've heard this film takes bad to epic proportions, and from the trailer I've seen on youtube, I'm apt to believe it. It appears to have a budget rivaling that of a rural-high-school play [honest to God, some of the actors are wearing what look like taped-on moustaches!]. I'm no masochist by any means; so I don't know why I've something of an urge to go out and find this on DVD, purchase large quantities of alcohol and attempt to watch it... I actually bought it on DVD when it was first released (although I forget why). I think I managed to sit about 3/4 through the movie, before ejecting it from the player and tossing it in the trash. Graham
Robelwell202 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 "Access Forbidden". Got a direct link to the article? Sorry about that... Try this one. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092240/
Keith Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Sorry about that... Try this one. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092240/ After watching this trailer, I'm going to disagree, this looks like the best Charlie Sheen movie ever!
areaseven Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Ugh! I couldn't stand the crappy VHS quality, so I found a better version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QNDycDirxA
anime52k8 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 a movie of two kids playing the board game would still be better than fighting water bound space aliens... if they're water bound, how the hell did they get to earth? movies about kids playing board games are awesome, haven't you ever seen Jumanji and Zethura?
Keith Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 movies about kids playing board games are awesome, haven't you ever seen Jumanji and Zethura? Yeah, Zathura was awesome, especially that part where that chick was totally ready to do her younger brother.
taksraven Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Yeah, Zathura was awesome, especially that part where that chick was totally ready to do her younger brother. Nice try at acting like you don't know who the "chick" is.... :P
Keith Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Nice try at acting like you don't know who the "chick" is.... ???
reddsun1 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 movies about kids playing board games are awesome, haven't you ever seen Jumanji and Zethura? the visual effects for the Zorlon? aliens were impressive, but otherwise that movie blew chunks. Ugh! I couldn't stand the crappy VHS quality, so I found a better version. Ah yes, 80's cheese at it's best.
reddsun1 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 I actually bought it on DVD when it was first released (although I forget why). I think I managed to sit about 3/4 through the movie, before ejecting it from the player and tossing it in the trash. Graham There's a guy that was posting eps to youtube, "Toyman Productions," that was serializing both the 1897 and Orson Wells vers, using stop motion and (what else) toys. They're actually quite entertaining. It's always cool to see ingenuity working around a shoestring budget. And, given the constraints of the technology being used, he's still come closest of all to Wells' vision of the Martian heat ray in action, and what the walkers most probably looked like. It's neat to try to figure out what bits and pieces are used to fabricate the props for stuff like this. LOL, I think the top half of a "Leggs" container forms the hood for one of the walker designs! I remember as a kid, having to go into the store to get them for me mum on Sundays before church...
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