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The key part was "spoken in cheesy lines."

In most of those movies, saying the movie title at some point was pretty much unavoidable.

I know. Especially in Gran Torino. Its unavoidable. Except the singing at the end.

"To be continued.........NEXT season"

For the best examples check out Blake's 7 and Space:Above and Beyond.

Taksraven

I'm still waiting the next season of Space:Above and Beyond and John Doe. :(

"Only on Fox"

"I Love you but we can never be together."

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"H-how do you pilot this [eight story super robot that can change between five different modes going at mach speed, survive nuclear explosions, and as many complex moving parts as the human body and needs to be perfectly synched and coordinated with the pilot]??"

"Just grab that stick and make manly noises! Yaargh!"

Pete

who actually likes this aspect of anime...amongst others... :lol:

you know...this whole list is kind of dubious since I'm sure deep down we like these word we don't wanna hear :)

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Not so much words heard in a show, but words heard about a show:

"We chose (director) due to his music video/special effects background."

"We started filming before the script was finished."

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"We started filming before the script was finished."

Yeah, that one is pretty bad in any film and becoming more common.

Just as bad is "We shot five different endings".

Taksraven

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Thanks to the wonderful people at the imdb website, I now have a collection of the worst lines in SF history, ALL from one film, and ALL spoken by one character.......

And the winner is.......

Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh mooey mooey I love you!

Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?

Jar-Jar Binks: I spake!

Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

[regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]

Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?

[a rumbling is heard in the distance]

Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.

Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.

Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!

Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.

Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

Jar Jar Binks: Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?

Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

Jar Jar Binks: Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.

Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.

Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...

Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!

Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!

Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.

Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!

[Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear]

Jar-Jar Binks: Yipe! How wude!

[last lines]

Boss Nass: Peace!

Jar-Jar Binks: Ya-hoo!

Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.

Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Let's get out of here before more droids show up

Jar-Jar Binks: More? More did you spake?

Jar-Jar Binks: Dis is nutsen

[looks out window]

Jar-Jar Binks: Oh Gooberfish

Obi-Wan: Why were you banished Jar-Jar?

Jar-Jar Binks: It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy

Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?

Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished.

Taksraven

Edited by taksraven
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Upon royally fubaring the disarming of a nuclear/antimatter bomb...

"You now have ten seconds to live...

...Have a nice day."

any plot to restart the rotation of the Earth's core using said bombs.

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any plot to restart the rotation of the Earth's core using said bombs.

Or have a vehicle that can drill into the Earths core. With people on it...

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- We need more guns!

- We need more ammo!

- We're down to only a few rounds! We need to hold this ground! (Defenders miraculously survive the onslaught of incoming waves of aliens, soldiers or pinky cuddly fluffies, with whatever ammo they have left and still have spare to take another million more opponents.)

- We need more firepower!

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I'm paraphrasing here, folks.

From a Rutger Hauer movie.

Going throgh the police aromory after meeting a big mofo alien on the flooded streets of London: "We need bigger f*cking guns, bigger f*cking guns. Too f*cking small..."

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"Uwe Boll to direct live-action Macross"

"Staring the cast of twilight"

"Written by Stephanie Meyer and Carl Maeck"

holy sh*t. that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few months. :(

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