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"I know what I'm doing!" - Almost always immediately followed by ample proof that the speaker doesn't.

"Trust me." - Inevitably followed by a screwup or betrayal.

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing." - Hit the deck, don't look up until the loud noises and screaming stop.

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Actually, the "Weesa gonna die?" quote from the South Park movie and the "sparkley and the glowy" bit from Robot Chicken are the only two times I can honestly say I look forward to Jar Jar.

All the other times though? Open season as far as I'm concerned.

JarJar is the Macross7 of the SW franchise.

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JarJar is the Macross7 of the SW franchise.

That would imply that there's someone out there who actually LIKES Jar Jar Binks... and I don't think that's true. :p

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That would imply that there's someone out there who actually LIKES Jar Jar Binks... and I don't think that's true. :p

Why'sa you thinkin' so? Me'sa likin' JarJar! Everyones'a likin' JarJar insa they brisky ok-y-day heartsa love! That's why you'sa always talkin' bout him me'sa thinkin' ;)

Pete

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Main Character: “It’s a trap!”

Director: “Erm, this is the romantic interlude, not a space battle”

Main character: “I know!”

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Screw that. Four pages, and no one has said this staple of made-up DRAMATIC TENSION

"Shields down to 70 percent."

"Shields down to 40 percent!!"

"SHIELDS DOWN TO 10 PERCENT, OH NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!"

And its bastard-cousin: "Polorize the hull."

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Screw that. Four pages, and no one has said this staple of made-up DRAMATIC TENSION

"Shields down to 70 percent."

"Shields down to 40 percent!!"

"SHIELDS DOWN TO 10 PERCENT, OH NOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!"

And its bastard-cousin: "Polorize the hull."

Shields in general are silly... unless someone can explain how the guns on your own ship can fire through your own shields :p .

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Shields in general are silly... unless someone can explain how the guns on your own ship can fire through your own shields

Inverse polarity.

DUH!!!

Pete

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"there's a monster inside you and soon, it's going to burst through your chest and you will die. Any questions?"

(not an exact quote)

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every other line in Alien: Ressurection that was ever uttered.

Pete

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If we bring down the mothership/creator vampire/alien brain then all the others will be be returned to normal/seize functioning/return back to where they came.

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If we bring down the mothership/creator vampire/alien brain then all the others will be be returned to normal/seize functioning/return back to where they came.

in that theme... Don't hurt the infected/possessed/borgified person, they're not in control of themselves!

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"To be continued.........NEXT season"

For the best examples check out Blake's 7 and Space:Above and Beyond.

Taksraven

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"There's a living-dead drowned kid in a hockey mask from 1984 hunting for horney teenagers on our space ship captain - what should we do?"

Pete

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"There's a living-dead drowned kid in a hockey mask from 1984 hunting for horney teenagers on our space ship captain - what should we do?"

Pete

send a latex wearing cartwheeling fem-bot after it of course :p

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any words, spoken by Amanda Tapping in her horrible horrible fake British accent.

yes yes, I know she was born in England, but she moved when she was 3 so it hardly counts.

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"Its gonna be a great film, we've signed Uwe Boll to direct............"

Taksraven

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Power Couplings. Really? We just call them wire nuts around here...

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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