Rambo V: The Savage Hunt

[VT 1010]

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42259

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42256

Well this seems...interesting...

[Gubaba]

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42259

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42256

Well this seems...interesting...

Rambo vs. Predator...?

*yawn*

[VFTF1]

But does it still star Silvester Stallone? If it doesn't it just isn't the same.

Also, I expect Rocky vs. Alien will be next.

In Space, Adrian can't hear you scream.

Pete

[the white drew carey]

Thank god I think of Rambo the same as Highlander, nothing exists after the first film because they are all frakking lame.

This... is no exception.

[the white drew carey]

and yes, by "first film" I mean First Blood, not Rambo: First Blood Part II.

[EXO]

First Blood is such a different film from the rest but I can see why they did the sequels, everyone wanted to see what type of badass he was out in the field.

I don't care how many sequels they make as long as they don't announce a remake of the first. It'd be more interesting to see a Rambo: Year One: Back in the VC. lol. Maybe they can get Peter Patrelli to bulk up and take on the role.

[Einherjar]

Rambo and Les Enfants Terribles?

[Ghost Train]

I smell a Le Pacte des Loups twist. Creature is actually some guy in a high-tech combat exoskeleton. The guy turns out to be.... Rambo himself! In the end, you are your own worst enemy, lame CG, explosions, etc etc

Edited September 7, 2009 by Ghost Train

[Warmaker]

First Blood is such a different film from the rest but I can see why they did the sequels, everyone wanted to see what type of badass he was out in the field.

I don't care how many sequels they make as long as they don't announce a remake of the first. It'd be more interesting to see a Rambo: Year One: Back in the VC. lol. Maybe they can get Peter Patrelli to bulk up and take on the role.

A Rambo movie set in his Vietnam War days would actually be pretty cool if they do it right.

[Roy Focker]

Why call it Rambo?

Can't he just make this movie without calling it Rambo.

And am I the only one that can't stand Ain't It Cool?

The sites looks pretty shitty. The articles and reviews sounds like things stupid fans boy would say and that Harry guy ain't no looker.

[BeyondTheGrave]

I thought the last Rambo movie was supposed to end the franchise?

[taksraven]

Never sat though an entire Rambo film and I'm not going to start now. I would do less damage to my brain by stabbing it with a fork.

Taksraven

[Noriko Takaya]

I am proud to say I love Rambo. I love senseless, ridiculous, over-the-top violence in movies that make no sense. I'm so there.

[miles316]

Why can't they make a remake of Rambo, and have Stallone be Rambo's CO? I think that a remake might be beter than just rehashing the man, and how can a sixty+ year old man compete with a Defective Supper soldier?

[Excillon]

Dammit, I just gained respect for rambo after the last one. I only like 1st blood and the last one. The 2 in the middle blow ass. Now, looks like another one for the blow ass section.

[Graham]

And am I the only one that can't stand Ain't It Cool?

I can't stand it either.

In fact, I'm convinced they mixed up the word order of the site name and in fact it should be called 'It Ain't Cool.

Graham

[eugimon]

This new idea sounds horrible. He should just stick to the usual plot of killing vast amounts of some random ethnic group.

[VT 1010]

I really don't like AICN either...BUT they often get exclusives and news before anyone else, so I'll still check it out every once in awhile.

I don't know about this new Rambo. It sounds pretty...out there. I'll probably still see it anyway.

[areaseven]

I can't stand it either.

In fact, I'm convinced they mixed up the word order of the site name and in fact it should be called 'It Ain't Cool.

Graham

For a while, I had never heard of AICN. I thought they were called "It Ain't Cool News" whenever some major film rumor popped out.

[Vermillion21]

I don't know about this new Rambo. It sounds pretty...out there. I'll probably still see it anyway.

ditto

[Gubaba]

The only Rambo I ever saw was First Blood Part II, and that was at the urging of my girlfriend at the time, who called it the funniest comedy she'd ever seen...and she was right.

[Agent ONE]

This won't happen... If there is another Rambo, it won't be a sci-fi movie.

[wolfx]

They should just make a new Aliens movie and have Rambo crossover in it.

Rambo VS Aliens VS Predator. XD

[areaseven]

A Rambo movie set in his Vietnam War days would actually be pretty cool if they do it right.

Yeah, and what the producer will do is grab some random bodybuilder and CG his face to look like Stallone.

[Agent ONE]

For the record, I thought Rambo 4 was great.

[yellowlightman]

For the record, I thought Rambo 4 was great.

Who didn't? That movie ruled.

My idea for a Rambo V would be that he goes back to Afghanistan and kills all the Taliban that he helped in Rambo 3. "Dedicated to the courageous mujahideen freedom fighters of Afghanistan," indeed.

[Ivan]

I can't stand it either.

In fact, I'm convinced they mixed up the word order of the site name and in fact it should be called 'It Ain't Cool.

Graham

For a site with such popularity, I can't believe the editors can't spell and write properly. Don't they have proofreaders?

[Ivan]

They might as well put Rambo in the next Terminator film. Actually, I've always wanted to see Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger

[VFTF1]

I LOVE that symopsis

Rambo's "ultra-sensitive instincts" (at age 60 no less) tell him he should "refuse" this latest mission

But... this hunting partner of Rambo's? It's a guy? Why?

I think what this synopsis needs is to ditch the "hunting partner" and the "elite squad" that they try to team Rambo up with and instead do the following:

John Rambo, age 60. He spent his life fighting injustice...now...he fights impotence and clogged arteries in the best way possible: he has gone to live with an all female-amazon tribe in the heart of the amazon jungle, where he hunts game for the ladies who cook his prey over an open fire.

Now - THIS would immediately set it up so that Rambo has some experience hunting animals/beasts and not just people... which would make him the perfect candidate for hunting this beast/human half-breed.

Then, you could have it so that the sister of one of the amazon leaders is an eskimo (basically same ethnic make up so by holywood standards this would be perfectly plausible). So they go to shack up with the sister's tribe of skilled Eskimos who hunt wails (continuing the hunting theme).

Rambo, the amazons, and the eskimos make their way to the arctic circle to hunt the beast down.

The beast in turn kills off most of the amazons and eskimos and Rambo is left to die - but miraculously one of the whales that the eskimos hunted saves Rambo and teaches him to understand that just because something is an animal, it doesn't follow that you can therefore stick a long dagger into it.

Rambo then tries a psychological approach and sits down to negotiate with the beast. It turns out that the guy is just pissed because he was the subject of a genetic experiment when all he wants is a regular life.

Rambo and the beast ride the whale who saved Rambo to Argentina, where the Beast gets a job at the local Rio-De-Janero Festival Parade and gets to have sex with lots of extremely drunk women who, in their state of enebriation, don't at all find him unattractive.

Rambo, for his part, goes off to die. But it's then that the Beast reveals to Rambo that one of his powers is immortality and injects Rambo with a super serum that rejuvinates him.

Rambo goes back to America and reports that the beast has been killed (a lie) and tells the government to back off and stop exploiting him. He then gets a job as a trucker and drives into the open yonder with a sentimental uplifting song full of hope playing in the background.

Roll credits.

Pete

[Black Valkyrie]

I hope they never produce it.

[eriku]

Only Rambo vs. Godzilla could get my butt into a theater seat.

[Ghadrack]

From the end of John Rambo or whatever the official title ended up being I had a feeling that they intended to make another one coming full circle.

Something like.... Rambo walks into his Dad's farm to find out that his father died a few days earlier having been denied surgery by a super buff, ex paramilitary, evil hospital insurance adjuster, meanwhile the monsters at the bank are trying to foreclose on the property and are trying to reposess dead daddy's bruial plot as an asset in foreclosure. Rambo finds his father was a former heavy weapons engineer with an underground cache of high tech military weaponry and LSD. The DEA comes to raid the farm, they blow up with LSD bunker, Rambo gets a heavy dose, he goes into a flashback and it's on!

[taksraven]

I can't stand it either.

In fact, I'm convinced they mixed up the word order of the site name and in fact it should be called 'It Ain't Cool.

Graham

I have always preferred Dark Horizons. Been going there since '96 and Garth has always run a good site.

Taksraven

[taksraven]

I thought that Rambo was a whiney little bitch in the first film and the series kept going downhill from there.

Taksraven

[grss1982]

I am proud to say I love Rambo. I love senseless, ridiculous, over-the-top violence in movies that make no sense. I'm so there.

ditto!!!!

Why can't they make a remake of Rambo, and have Stallone be Rambo's CO? I think that a remake might be beter than just rehashing the man, and how can a sixty+ year old man compete with a Defective Supper soldier?

Rambo taking the role of Richard Crenna?

For the record, I thought Rambo 4 was great.

DOUBLE DITTO!!!!!

From the end of John Rambo or whatever the official title ended up being I had a feeling that they intended to make another one coming full circle.

Something like.... Rambo walks into his Dad's farm to find out that his father died a few days earlier having been denied surgery by a super buff, ex paramilitary, evil hospital insurance adjuster, meanwhile the monsters at the bank are trying to foreclose on the property and are trying to reposess dead daddy's bruial plot as an asset in foreclosure. Rambo finds his father was a former heavy weapons engineer with an underground cache of high tech military weaponry and LSD. The DEA comes to raid the farm, they blow up with LSD bunker, Rambo gets a heavy dose, he goes into a flashback and it's on!

Thanks man that made my day.