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LOL at the non-canon Macross Cannon. Makes everybody else look like shrimps.

Anybody else thinking of a Macross Quarter *Boom* headshot ala Canaria Konig Monster style.

Edit: Seems enterprising Anon has outdone himself for the past weeks.

His attempt to classify VFs.

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WTF Macross Ship Sizes

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Updated WTF! Macross Ship Sizes

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Now with Macross II Valkyries.

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The Macross ships in the official chronology have always been relatively small. Britai's ship is over 3 times the size of the SDF-1 Macross. Which makes sense, since the SDF-1 was formerly a Supervision Army Gunboat, which is one of the smaller ships of the line.

Still, it's a cool size chart. Y'all know how much I love those :)

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I actually like the Macross Cannon, in a "scavenged jury-rig" kind of way.

Which isn't really how it's sold, but....

No Saturn V(largest REAL space ship) on that size chart. I'm sad.

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Or IS it there, and I just can't see it because it's so short?

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I actually like the Macross Cannon, in a "scavenged jury-rig" kind of way.

Which isn't really how it's sold, but....

No Saturn V(largest REAL space ship) on that size chart. I'm sad.

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Or IS it there, and I just can't see it because it's so short?

if that was the story behind it then it would be pretty cool. Like if they jury rigged it together directly at the end of the war because they didn't have enough willing bodies to man all the left over zentradi ships.

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No Saturn V(largest REAL space ship) on that size chart. I'm sad.

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Or IS it there, and I just can't see it because it's so short?

I don't see it. The smallest structure is either the Eiffel tower or the Tokyo tower.

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yep, these people have WAY to much money for there own good. <_<

How is it that they have too much money when others, specifically looking at North Americans and Europeans, have a longer history of building record breaking tall structures? Shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that the people of the UAE (and by extension other countries in the region around it) having reached a developed economic state and are able to invest in record breaking tall structures?

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How is it that they have too much money when others, specifically looking at North Americans and Europeans, have a longer history of building record breaking tall structures? Shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that the people of the UAE (and by extension other countries in the region around it) having reached a developed economic state and are able to invest in record breaking tall structures?

Normally I'd agree with you. But the middle east breaks with the more recent system of wealth generation in that the wealth is mostly created by a growing middle class with the accompanying increased standards of living for the majority of the population... since the wealth in most of the middle east is generated by a mono-economy where the controlling interest in their one industry and export are held by a few families and those rights passed down by inheritance, the vast majority of people in those countries do not benefit and have little to no chance in ever accumulating their own wealth. Even the construction jobs building those colossal monuments to America's dependence on oil are doled out to imported foreign workers while they themselves are placated with allowances and religion fueled xenophobic rhetoric. Of course, some countries in the region have broken from that model (mostly because they either already ran out of or never had appreciable deposits of oil).

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Normally I'd agree with you. But the middle east breaks with the more recent system of wealth generation in that the wealth is mostly created by a growing middle class with the accompanying increased standards of living for the majority of the population... since the wealth in most of the middle east is generated by a mono-economy where the controlling interest in their one industry and export are held by a few families and those rights passed down by inheritance, the vast majority of people in those countries do not benefit and have little to no chance in ever accumulating their own wealth. Even the construction jobs building those colossal monuments to America's dependence on oil are doled out to imported foreign workers while they themselves are placated with allowances and religion fueled xenophobic rhetoric. Of course, some countries in the region have broken from that model (mostly because they either already ran out of or never had appreciable deposits of oil).

Nods. True, true.

Nevertheless, the point was to point out someone else being bigoted...

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Nods. True, true.

Nevertheless, the point was to point out someone else being bigoted...

how the F*ck is it that I'm being a bigot just because I don't think it's a wonderful amazing thing that a single small country in the middle east has Ludicrously disproportional amount of wealth gained almost exlusively from the monopolistic control of a single industry. If they were to do this kind of thing because they have a strong diversified economy supported by a thriving middle class like the rest of the developed world, I'd be fine with it. but what the UAE is doing is essentially indulging the whims of the super-rich Upper class that dominates their society so that they can attract the money of even more ultra-wealthy people.

the fact that the UAE has the money to build a f*cking Indoor ski slope in the desert does not reflect anything about the progress of the regions economic state, It represents the very reason why the middle east is such a destabilized region of the world. it's because a tiny Portion of the regions population controls virtually all the wealth while majority of the population lives in abject poverty because the only major industry is oil.

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Wow, I wonder if UNS ever make another Macross class that will dwarf Macross Cannon, let say Macross Emperor? ^_^

how about not... this isn't star wars.

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one of the things I like about macross is the fact that ships a only built big enough to get the job they are tasked with done.

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GET THESE MUTHA F@CKIN' POLITICS OUTTA THIS MUTHA F@CKIN THREAD!!!!!!!

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That said:

Anime528k: Your Star Wars post was pure genius :) Where did you get that? Did you write that? If so - hat tip :)

As for the size of the Macross - it actually isn't all that big, given that chart - which is good - since it shouldn't be "thaaat" big...

But this kindo f makes me wonder - there are some scenes in SDFM TV where Global flies pretty low over a city - and the Macross dwarfs the buildings. Lots of cities with small buildings in them - true (I live in one...Warsaw...where all the buildings are relatively small compared to other metropolises) ... but still - in that episode, the Macross looked waaaaaaaaay too huge...

Pete

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GET THESE MUTHA F@CKIN' POLITICS OUTTA THIS MUTHA F@CKIN THREAD!!!!!!!

....

That said:

Anime528k: Your Star Wars post was pure genius :) Where did you get that? Did you write that? If so - hat tip :)

As for the size of the Macross - it actually isn't all that big, given that chart - which is good - since it shouldn't be "thaaat" big...

But this kindo f makes me wonder - there are some scenes in SDFM TV where Global flies pretty low over a city - and the Macross dwarfs the buildings. Lots of cities with small buildings in them - true (I live in one...Warsaw...where all the buildings are relatively small compared to other metropolises) ... but still - in that episode, the Macross looked waaaaaaaaay too huge...

Pete

Dramatic effect, he was going against orders to get the civilian's refuge. We had to see that we was making it obvious there was help needed by hovering a large space craft over cities. Also it was Ontario (or rather the North American Ontario Autonomous Region) they don't have much in the ways of skyscrapers... that I know of... but I wouldn't know.

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GET THESE MUTHA F@CKIN' POLITICS OUTTA THIS MUTHA F@CKIN THREAD!!!!!!!

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That said:

Anime528k: Your Star Wars post was pure genius :) Where did you get that? Did you write that? If so - hat tip :)

I did not write that sadly, I first came across it on another forum where it was posted after someone posted this picture.

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Can...SW/Imperium.png

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nah. those things are tiny compared to the Macross Ranka.

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Macrosses shoots huge Ranka. Hologram dissipates. Nah its just Battle Galaxy.

Note that the Macross Cannon may not be accurate in size as the old 4,000 meters length size was used.

The Macross Cannon is 6,000 meters almost the same length of City 7 of 6,260 meters.:wacko::ph34r:

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