dreamweaver13 Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Adding: Your six year old daughter sings Minmei, Sheryl and Ranka songs to herself while she plays and does her chores. (Mine actually does this - and does it pretty well, too.) oh man. this pretty much tops it. you've been watching macross too much, your kid's have been brainwashed. Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 You know you've watched too much Macross when: You think about putting a rocket motor into the Dr Pepper can on your desk Your school binder's back half is filled with drawings of VFs Your Java program variables are named after Macross characters You're throwing your friend's birthday party 10 days early because that is the day! You make a video game trailer a Macross-ified version You MAKE your jet transformers transform into GERWALK You make a paper VF-1S into a fully-transforming version You randomly scream Trans! at shocking sights You scream Deculture 3 times in anger at the thought of the guy that beat you in a dogfight You think of an Arwing and X-wing (Star Fox and Star Wars, respectively) as VFs You would trade every GUNDAM model you own for the new VF-25F Alto or the VF-25S Ozma 1/72 Bandai You think constantly about the technologies of the VFs You made a theory that makes sense about the above subject You plan on getting your friends in the school band to get together and play a song from Macross You fear entering your room because the walls are white and the floor is wood You fear your cat because she's brown and white You fear pineapples You stay well away from your grandmother's upside-down cake (Even though it's amazingly epic) You have said yes to 7 or more of these You're growing a mullet to be like Roy Focker You never comb to be like Hikaru (Girls)You always shriek before entering the shower (Back to Coed)You still grieve over Roy's death You still grieve over Michael's death You dream about being elbow-deep in a valkyrie You know each and every easter egg in DYRL? You've spotted Appale Genki at least once in Frontier You'd sell your one good arm to play Ace Frontier You stay away from your father because he wears brown shoes You get a white car with red accents because you think it will get you 2 girls You realize your mistake of adding yellow to a white car in the hospital after crashing You could swear that flatbed truck's license plate said "ARMD-01" You wish YOU had that license plate number You decide to quit reading this and watch Macross Quote
crescens Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 during terrorist attack you start singing "Try Again" ) Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You think there's no such thing as too much Macross Your entire Christmas wishlist is Yamato Valks You're trying to get a PSP for the sole purpose of playing Ace Frontier You're so messed up in the head, you think there is a South Ataria island, and an alien space ship is finishing reconstruction there... Quote
anime52k8 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 PM'd you. you could have just posted a link... inquiring minds want to know! Quote
taksraven Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 Adding: Your six year old daughter sings Minmei, Sheryl and Ranka songs to herself while she plays and does her chores. (Mine actually does this - and does it pretty well, too.) You have a six year old doing chores! Good work! Send her over to my place and she can clean up my fifteen year olds room. Taksraven. Quote
taksraven Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 you've been watching too much Macross: When you are in a cinema watching a typical hollywood sf/action effort and some missiles are fired and you jump up on your seat and yell out ... "You call THAT an Itano Circus!!!! HA!!!!!!!!" Seriously, the action in so many Hollywood efforts are so weak and lame when compared to Macross and anime in general. Iron Man fires one crappy little missile at a tank and it blows up, big deal. Now, if packs in his shoulders had opened up and let loose with about 20-30 mini missiles which then would have proceeded to blow up the tank, I would have been more impressed. Taksraven Quote
taksraven Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 you've been watching too much Macross: You can't decide which is worse, ROBOTECH or BATTLETECH! Taksraven Quote
Gubaba Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 you could have just posted a link... inquiring minds want to know! PM'd you, too. Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 Hey! Robotech is good, in that it had Macross somewhat English (Okay, not really...) and it had its own story that made enough sense with 3 unrelated series plugged together. I'd rather not get into that fight, but Robotech is not Macross, and it never tried to be. All that's left are some idiot Americans, Mexicans, Canadians, and the occasional Filipino that say "Cool, Robotech!" about the Macross Zero video, and it irks me so... You know you've watched too much Macross when You say "Where's the Buddweiser product placement?" Quote
Morpheus Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You know you've watched too much Macross when: - You watch Orguss only to see Misa naked Quote
Lethalzero Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You know you've watched too much Macross when: -you start to sing whenever you see people fighting xD Quote
dreamweaver13 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You know you've watched too much Macross when: -you start to sing whenever you see people fighting xD *GASP* so... the EDSA revolution in the Philippines happened because filipinos were watching TOO MUCH MACROSS?! wow, imagine that. Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You know you watch too much Macross when The thought of Minmay and Misa naked stopped fazing you LONG ago Quote
taksraven Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You know you watch too much Macross when The thought of Minmay and Misa naked stopped fazing you LONG ago Shhhhhh, the puritans here (aka: the "don't talk about nudity or sex" fanatics) will get you. Taksraven Quote
edwin3060 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You think there's no such thing as too much Macross Your entire Christmas wishlist is Yamato Valks You're trying to get a PSP for the sole purpose of playing Ace Frontier guilty Quote
crescens Posted December 10, 2008 Author Posted December 10, 2008 You're trying to get a PSP for the sole purpose of playing Ace Frontier hey, i did that lol... and im not a freak Quote
Kronnang Dunn Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 (edited) well being too serious isn't too good actually so i've decided to make a topic where we can post some jokes/puns about Macross @_@ if it's a bad idea, im sorry and pls remove topic i'll go first... What you'll get when you cross Klan and Ranka? Klanka~! :lol: Some fun about Clan... (Sorry) Edited December 10, 2008 by Kronnang Dunn Quote
crescens Posted December 10, 2008 Author Posted December 10, 2008 that's it guys... keep this ( vibe ) topic alive so damn entertaining Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 ...When you think Mecha porn is better than actual... (Frontier 25!) Quote
Gubaba Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 ...When you think Mecha porn is better than actual... (Frontier 25!) Well, duh. Mecha porn is all about watching stuff blow up real good. Real porn, on the other hand...well, let me put it this way: If I'm hungry, I don't really want to watch a film of someone else eating a hamburger. Quote
dreamweaver13 Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 ...When you think Mecha porn is better than actual... (Frontier 25!) Well, duh. Mecha porn is all about watching stuff blow up real good. Real porn, on the other hand...well, let me put it this way: If I'm hungry, I don't really want to watch a film of someone else eating a hamburger. What's with the disctinction? None of you have seen the cut scenes from DYRL where Max and Milla, in the euphoria of their victory over bodolza, completely forgot that they were still inside their Queadluun-Raus when they started to celebrate their marriage... ? huh? what to you mean there's no such thing?? Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Um... I've seen a VF-1's legs move back and forth between GERWALK and Battroid, giving a VERY weird sight... It was on solid ground, so... Quote
Save Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Some fun about Clan... (Sorry) Your math is way off you are missing the 2 x Quote
edwin3060 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Um... I've seen a VF-1's legs move back and forth between GERWALK and Battroid, giving a VERY weird sight... It was on solid ground, so... Whats so weird about it? The torso just rotates 90 degrees and the legs bend forwards to reverse the knee. GERWALK or Battroid to fighter on the other hand, that I would like to see. Quote
Macross_Fanboy Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 People get horny to Aimo...? Freaks! Quote
Kronnang Dunn Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Your math is way off you are missing the 2 x Indeed... Quote
crescens Posted December 12, 2008 Author Posted December 12, 2008 just leave you guys for a moment and what? boobs... i mean melon attack lol Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Whats so weird about it? The torso just rotates 90 degrees and the legs bend forwards to reverse the knee. GERWALK or Battroid to fighter on the other hand, that I would like to see. Dude, you killed it. It's to say that the torso moves forward and back... And it can produce 22,000 pounds of THRUST! Quote
edwin3060 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Dude, you killed it. It's to say that the torso moves forward and back... And it can produce 22,000 pounds of THRUST! No, my point is that the feet are in contact with the ground at all times, providing a solid foundation for the rest of the transformation to occur, so Battroid to GERWALK and back on the ground is nothing much. Otoh, transforming from GERWALK or Battroid to fighter would require the points of contact to the ground to change from the feet to the landing gear, and it would be cool if someone could figure out if such a transformation on the ground is possible without too much fuss, because there might be maintenance advantages to such transformations. Ok enough of this! This is supposedly a lighthearted thread... I guess I did kill it... To redeem myself... MELONS! Big Juicy Watermelons! Yum Yum Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Even Better: Zentraedi Watermelons! Quote
Gubaba Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Even Better: Zentraedi Watermelons! ...Klan, is it you...? Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 No. Not Klan... Macronized Nanase! Quote
SchizophrenicMC Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Kaifun won't let you have Alto! Quote
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