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All Classic American Animu both series and movies are dark and gritty:

Tom & Jerry: Animal cruelty towards cats.

Smurfs: Communism

Scooby Doo: Hallucinogenic drug use, as Scooby is clearly a figment of Shaggy's imagination.

NO SHAGGY, SCOOBY DIED IN VORKUTA! IT's ALWAYS BEEN U DAMM IT... WAT DO TEH NUMBERS M3AN???

Looney Tunes: Basically a precursor and inspiration for modern MMO and FPS PVP fighting.

GIJOE: Don't ask Don't Tell.

Avatar: Tree hugging liberalism.

Robotech: Female Chest Enhancement.

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If you are talking about the movie with the Queen soundtrack, it is out on DVD. Or at least it was. Reminds me I need to go watch it again.

NO not the live action. This one

We can keep Queen for the ending credits like at the end of Spider-man 1.

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Scooby Doo: Hallucinogenic drug use, as Scooby is clearly a figment of Shaggy's imagination.

NO SHAGGY, SCOOBY DIED IN VORKUTA! IT's ALWAYS BEEN U DAMM IT... WAT DO TEH NUMBERS M3AN???

rofl, I nearly spat coffee all over myself reading that! :)

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rofl, I nearly spat coffee all over myself reading that! :)

I was actually Playing black ops the first time I read that. :p

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NO not the live action. This one

We can keep Queen for the ending credits like at the end of Spider-man 1.

No need for a live action version, just splice the pre-rotoscoped footage back together..

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Scooby Doo: Hallucinogenic drug use, as Scooby is clearly a figment of Shaggy's imagination.

NO SHAGGY, SCOOBY DIED IN VORKUTA! IT's ALWAYS BEEN U DAMM IT... WAT DO TEH NUMBERS M3AN???

ROFLCOPTOR!!!! I just pictured Shaggy in Ops41 gear...:D

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And now for another comparison between a film and its remake.


Pour Elle (Anything for Her)
TF1 Films/Fidelite Films, 2008
Directed by Fred Cavayé
Starring: Vincent Lindon as Julien Aucler, Diane Kruger (Bridget in Inglourious Basterds, Helen in Troy) as Lisa Aucler

Julien and Lisa Aucler are a happy couple living with their son Oscar, until one day, Lisa is arrested and sentenced to 20 years in prison for a murder she did not commit. Three years later, when he cannot come up with enough evidence to prove her innocence, Julien seeks advice from a former convict and plots the perfect plan to spring his wife out of prison.


The Next Three Days
Highway 61 Films/Lionsgate Films, 2010
Directed by Paul Haggis (Crash, In the Valley of Elah)
Starring: Russell Crowe (Lt. Corbett in Blood Oath, Andy in Proof) as John Brennan, Elizabeth Banks (Betty Brant in the Spider-Man trilogy) as Lara Brennan, Liam Neeson (Gawain in Excalibur, Kegan in Krull) as Damon Pennington

Unlike most remakes, The Next Three Days sticks to the core plot of the original film. Unfortunately, writer/director Paul Haggis has made the film inferior to the original by complicating the plot with unnecessary twists and an emphasis on American homeland security, as well as a shameless plug on the Toyota Prius. As a result, the film winds up in different directions most of the time. Sure, it has Russell Crowe and Liam Neeson (who only appears for at most five minutes), but star power isn't enough to clean up the damage caused by the rewrite.

As a remake, it's not horrible like The Tourist, but there are a lot of frivolous elements that make it not as good as the original. Edited by areaseven
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Interesting that they chose to focus on the fact that she wrote the Twilight movies, while Sci-Fi Wire (or whatever they're calling themselves, these days) was quick to point out the other things she's worked on.

Honestly, I've been feeling for a while that this franchise needs a reboot. The first movie is a classic, that stands pretty solidly on its own. But, everything they did afterwards really screwed things up. After they started basing movies on the TV series, there was really no hope left for that franchise. Seriously, have you seen The Source? :blink:

I'm honestly not expecting it to be as good as the original, but with luck, it'll be better than any of the sequels. (setting that bar pretty low, ain't I?)

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Highlander II was so awful, I never got around to the others. I'm still hesitant. :p

I knew the remake was going to be bad when I heard that Justin Lin was directing. In my mind, with the Highlander movies, there can be only one.

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Highlander was trash after the first movie. The first couple seasons of the series were good, but they jumped the shark with the Watchers (having them as a SMALL group that went rogue could have been feasible)

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In Highlander, the Hghlander killed all the other Highlanders, and gained the Highlander prize. How could there possibly be anything after that?

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In Highlander, the Hghlander killed all the other Highlanders, and gained the Highlander prize. How could there possibly be anything after that?

What was it, they had to retcon as early as the second movie??

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A Doom remake? Jesus.

Update on the much-anticipated Red Dawn remake:

Despite filming finishing in 2009 and production already complete (starring upcoming 'Thor' actor Chris Hemsworth as the protagonist Jed Eckert), MGM had a quick and dramatic change of heart, realising a film focusing on Chinese invaders is unlikely to go down well... in China.

Instead, the studio took the unusual step to change the dialogue and alter all Chinese references to North Korean in a post-production digital overhaul.

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article/151574/red-dawn-remake-replaces-nationality-of-villains.html

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Why not just make the villains from the Red Dawn movie, freedom-hating / gun-control / free healthcare / high taxes extraterrestrials with plasma weapons from the planet Zeta Reticuli VI ? This way no one be offend.

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