Only YOU can stop Uwe Boll

[David Hingtgen]

The story: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167288

The petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

I signed.

[promethuem5]

Saw this on Joystiq.... I signed

[kanedaestes]

I too have signed and the last count was 117385, and i am sure that will double if not triple in the next week or two.

[vermillion01]

holy sh1t!! signed for truth!!!

[JsARCLIGHT]

Signed.

But if we really want to stop him, you have to take out his financing... more precisely the strange German tax laws that enable him to get financing.

[Gaijin]

Done.

[Metal_Massacre_79]

#117786

[Warmaker]

#118058

IF this thing works, I wonder what franchise is going to get massacred before the cavalry comes in?

[Hikaru's VF-1S]

im 118077 =P

[Valkyrie Hunter D]

It was worth a shot. Reading some of the sigs made me guffaw a bit.

[eugimon]

# 18629

[kaiotheforsaken]

A worthy petition.

[RichterX]

119615

[Morpheus]

This petition wont stop him making movies, since there are few scatter brained people who still want to watch it. If you want him to stop making movies, then make a petition that demand people to stop watching his movies.

[promethuem5]

I think I read that Boll said if 1million people sign he will retire...

[kaiotheforsaken]

You'd think that when every movie you've ever made bombs horribly and probably doesn't even make half of what it cost to make back in ticket sales, rentals, etc, you'd just cut your losses.

[mikeszekely]

You guys are way behind. I went to sign it, and it told me I already did. I was, apparently, 600.

[Metal_Massacre_79]

You guys are way behind. I went to sign it, and it told me I already did. I was, apparently, 600.

Damn dude, you're so fast that you signed it BEFORE you signed it!

[wolfx]

120613 and signed.

I really doubt that he'll adhere to his promise.

[areaseven]

Signed #121749

[Wes]

So this would be what, the first time the addressee of one of these petitions would care? I think they'll hit it quicker than the Earthbound petition.

[Mr March]

Signed. We must all do our part

[Graham]

Signed.

Graham

[dizman]

Oh definately signed! How this man keeps going and getting work is beyond me.

[eugimon]

Oh definately signed! How this man keeps going and getting work is beyond me.

his movies are a tax shelter for rich germans. The whole thing is a giant tax fraud scheme.

[Necron_99]

#123327

So say we all!

[kensei]

123578

[Beware of Blast]

[baronv]

#124095.

[EXO]

I would have never heard of Ewe Boll if it wasnt for Bsu Legato....

hmmm... who to kill...

[bsu legato]

I would have never heard of Ewe Boll if it wasnt for Bsu Legato....

hmmm... who to kill...

Let's see how well that Thunder Hammer saves your ass.

[bsu legato]

Wow....that sounds worse than I'd intended it. The power of Agent ONE compels me.

[EXO]

[Dangard Ace]

signed: 125322

http://kotaku.com/377605/uwe-boll-responds...-frakking-retard

Uwe Boll Responds To Million Man Petition: "Look I'm Not A frakking Retard"

Yes, we've definitely heard all about Uwe Boll's claim that if a million concerned gamers were to band together, say via internet petition, he'd stop making movies. You can throttle bak on the tips, Turbo. While no one at the Kotaku Towers complex believes that Uwe will give up the movie biz for a second, it doesn't seem to have curbed enthusiasm for an internet rallying cry. How does Mr. Boll respond?

In shattered English, Boll says he hopes that someone, somewhere will start a pro-Uwe petition. Why? Here's why.

"I'm not a frakking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again," says Boll. "If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every frakking weekend."

Pretty infallible, but if it's not clear yet, Boll clearly illustrates that you're at fault, not him. "You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am," he says. "I am the only genius in the whole frakking business. Goodbye."

Genius? And how! He's got a legion of anti-fans paying him more attention than ever as Postal approaches. I'm off to generate that pro-Boll petition, 'cause if Boll stops making movies, we're out a half-dozen posts a month. Oh, and sprinkle some [sic] around this post. It's all verbatim.

[gerwalk25]

Signed!