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Graham

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Found this on a financial website. Quite funny I thought.

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and

the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up

and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will

likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended

after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja

Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report

that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared

that staff may get a raw deal.

There is also concern over the fate of Kimono Bank which, it is believed, has been hung out to dry, whilst Ming Bank fear this to be the end of a dynasty.

However; and on a positive note Rickshaw Bank, say they have put wheels in motion to prevent the situation completely running away with them.

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Found this on a financial website. Quite funny I thought.

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and

the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up

and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will

likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended

after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja

Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report

that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared

that staff may get a raw deal.

There is also concern over the fate of Kimono Bank which, it is believed, has been hung out to dry, whilst Ming Bank fear this to be the end of a dynasty.

However; and on a positive note Rickshaw Bank, say they have put wheels in motion to prevent the situation completely running away with them.

That's great! lol!

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At first I was worried about my stocks in Yakuza Bank dropping in value, but percentage wise, their losses are in the single digits.

NICE!!!

let me try one:

The Japanese branch of China's First Feng Shui Bank said "for this economic change we are positioned nicely."

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