areaseven Posted January 29, 2007 Posted January 29, 2007 (edited) Here's a guy who seems to hate his childhood...The Angry Videogame NerdHe's gonna take you back to the pastAnd play the sh*tty games that suck @$$He'd rather have a buffalotake a diarrhea dump in his earHe'd rather eat a rotten @$$holeof a roadkill skunk and down it with beerHe's the angriest gamer you've ever heardHe's the Angry Nintendo NerdHe's the Angry Atari and Sega NerdHe's the Angry Video Game Nerd Edited April 9, 2013 by areaseven Quote
yellowlightman Posted January 29, 2007 Posted January 29, 2007 Should be called 'The Lame Videogame Nerd.' Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted January 30, 2007 Posted January 30, 2007 LOL@ Top Gun. Check out the Power Glove one, Top Gun re-appears there. Quote
Max Jenius Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Ummm... this guy's complaints are decades behind. I was saying the same things back in the day... /yawn lol. Quote
wolfx Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Ummm... this guy's complaints are decades behind. I was saying the same things back in the day... /yawn lol. But ya didn't bother to make review movies like he did. Quote
Mr March Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Are there any, ya know, funny videos? I watched one and a half and gave up faster than playing Castlevania with a power glove. 0 out of 5. Quote
wolfx Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Check out the Power Glove one, Top Gun re-appears there. I just watched that. That was pretty funny. Power Glove = precurssor to the Wii? LOL! You know maybe his power glove was just old and not working....not really the PG's fault at those bad controls? Quote
JB0 Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Are there any, ya know, funny videos? Nope. Just inane rants with lots of cursing. Super Mario Brothers sucks! You can only move in 2 dimensions! What the hell? WALK AROUND THE DAMN TURTLE! This is bullshit! I just watched that. That was pretty funny. Power Glove = precurssor to the Wii? LOL! You know maybe his power glove was just old and not working....not really the PG's fault at those bad controls? The Power Glove worked fine... as a VR glove. It sucked as a d-pad and pair of buttons was the problem. A lot of them wound up being kludged into PC VR gloves because of it. Was a lot cheaper than anything else, and just as good for most tasks. Quote
Mr March Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Nope. Just inane rants with lots of cursing. Super Mario Brothers sucks! You can only move in 2 dimensions! What the hell? WALK AROUND THE DAMN TURTLE! This is bullshit! Merci Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 I dunno about the Power Glove. Having to suspend your whole arm while playing the game... not very ergonomic. While we're on YouTube videos, check this one out: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you will ever..." "STFU" Quote
areaseven Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 "Then there's that level where you have to save the dam. April O'Neil says, 'You have my support.' Okay...what the hell did she ever do for you? Stupid banana raincoat-wearing b*tch!" Quote
Gaijin Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Yeah, I've seen a couple of his videos before...sometimes it's kinda funny. Quote
bsu legato Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 His delivery is definitely lacking (unless that's supposed to be part of the angry nerd character), but I still find it amusing at times. Lets face it, some of those old games DID suck. I know I certainly remember a few Sega Master System games that were equally unplayable. He should drop the overly long episodes like the Friday the 13th/Nightmare on Elm Street ones, and stick to shorter3-4 minute videos focusing on lousy controls, vague instructions and impossible jumps. Quote
Kin Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 (edited) Ahahahahaha! The ones I really hate was snake rattle n roll... and true.. double dragon III was a pain in the ass. The one I really love: the adventures of bayou billy. The only game that uses both controllers and zapper + lots of different gameplay. Edited February 2, 2007 by Kin Quote
Sundown Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Less profanity, more humor. And his nerd act isn't very convincing. You can't just slap a pair of glasses on a belligerant fratboy and expect him to pass for a nerd. He dishonors us. Quote
wolfx Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Watching Top Gun and then the reprise in Power Glove was hilarious. Quote
yellowlightman Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 "Then there's that level where you have to save the dam. April O'Neil says, 'You have my support.' Okay...what the hell did she ever do for you? Stupid banana raincoat-wearing b*tch!" Exatly. Not funny. Seriously, if you want to read some guy ranting about crappy NES games just go read Seanbaby's website. Quote
Keiichi Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 I dunno about the Power Glove. Having to suspend your whole arm while playing the game... not very ergonomic. While we're on YouTube videos, check this one out: "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you will ever..." "STFU" omg lol Quote
areaseven Posted May 16, 2007 Author Posted May 16, 2007 (or "Moses Does Wolfenstein") The Nerd Gets His Hands on a Sega CD The Nerd Destroys a Sega 32X Quote
CoryHolmes Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 The Nerd Gets His Hands on a Sega CD Honestly, people. Am I the single, solitary person who actually enjoed Sewer Shark? Quote
areaseven Posted June 7, 2007 Author Posted June 7, 2007 Since it's Fantastic Four month, here's the Nerd's latest review video: Silver Surfer for the NES Quote
areaseven Posted September 2, 2007 Author Posted September 2, 2007 The Nerd teams up with another fanboy to save Christmas. The Angry Video Game Nerd Meets Captain S And has anyone here ever played Custer's Revenge? Parents, send your kids to bed before viewing! Quote
JB0 Posted September 2, 2007 Posted September 2, 2007 Oh, for f... It's bad enough this guy's STILL getting attention, but dragging Custer's Revenge out too? It wasn't funny when Seanbaby did it, and it hasn't improved with the 8.753154 million rehashes. Yes, it's a porn game. On the Atari. WE GET THE POINT. You know what? It was one of a SERIES of porn games on the Atari! And there was more than one company making them, too! And ALL OF THEM TOGETHER aren't worth more than 2 sentences. Quote
wolfx Posted September 3, 2007 Posted September 3, 2007 I dunno....i may be immature but i found the adult games one hilarious. XD Even more hilarious is....that people actually buy these games ? Do they get off by those blips on the screen or do they feel entertained by the gameplay? Quote
JB0 Posted September 3, 2007 Posted September 3, 2007 I dunno....i may be immature but i found the adult games one hilarious. XD Even more hilarious is....that people actually buy these games ? Do they get off by those blips on the screen or do they feel entertained by the gameplay? I don't think people DID buy the Atari games. Mystique went under after 3 games, and PlayAround didn't do much better. The fact that no one carried the games certainly didn't help, but... Quote
areaseven Posted October 11, 2007 Author Posted October 11, 2007 The Nerd takes on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the Atari 2600 Quote
areaseven Posted January 9, 2008 Author Posted January 9, 2008 Chronologically Confused About Zelda Quote
areaseven Posted February 20, 2008 Author Posted February 20, 2008 The Nintendo Virtual Boy - The single worst gaming console in history. Quote
JB0 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 The Studio 2 is the single worst console in history. The Virtual Boy is a damn fine platform that was never given a fair chance because it was "a red gameboy" that "melts eyeballs" It's demise was one of the greatest tragedies of the entire gaming industry, and has likely ruined any chances we're ever going to see a system with 3D graphics in our lifetime. Quote
bsu legato Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 The Virtual Boy is a damn fine platform Damn fine at giving me a headache. I'm not susceptible to motion sickness, and can play FPS's until my hands cramp into tiny little talons of hurt, with no ill effects. But 5 minutes on the Virtual Boy made me feel like a Sykes Fairburn had been shoved into each eye socket. Quote
Apollo Leader Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 If Nintendo could have made this a color system (if I recall full color LED's back then would have been very expensive) and made a more comfortable way for playing it maybe it would have done better. One of my cousins bought one on clearance and I had the chance to play it once ot twice. Maybe if Nintendo had marketed this thing to old people and women like they do the Wii it would have sold like gangbusters. Both systems are centered around "gimicky" technology (Wi - the Wiimote, Virtual Boy - virtual reality) and they had "inferior" graphics compared to their contemporaries. Quote
JB0 Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 Damn fine at giving me a headache. I'm not susceptible to motion sickness, and can play FPS's until my hands cramp into tiny little talons of hurt, with no ill effects. But 5 minutes on the Virtual Boy made me feel like a Sykes Fairburn had been shoved into each eye socket. My experience was that adjusting the display settings made a HUGE difference. Turning the brightness down helps with the 50Hz flicker(the system's achille's heel, if we ignore the marketing difficulties), and the "depth" control on games that offered it(not coincidentally, this was mostly games with a deep playfield) was a VERY personal setting. If Nintendo could have made this a color system (if I recall full color LED's back then would have been very expensive) and made a more comfortable way for playing it maybe it would have done better. One of my cousins bought one on clearance and I had the chance to play it once ot twice. Reliable blue LEDs became affordable the year after the VB's stillbirth. Big whoops there. Maybe if Nintendo had marketed this thing to old people and women like they do the Wii it would have sold like gangbusters. Both systems are centered around "gimicky" technology (Wi - the Wiimote, Virtual Boy - virtual reality) and they had "inferior" graphics compared to their contemporaries. The VB exists in an interesting hybrid. Nintendo was pushing it as a portable for some reason, and it kicks the GameBoy's ass. But, well, it's not portable. Now, if you're comparing it to the SNES, Genesis, and 32x... it's more arguable. It's higher-resolution than the SNES and Genesis, but lower-color(32 shardes of red VS hundreds of distinct colors). But none of them have 3D graphics. Quote
VT 1010 Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 The Studio 2 is the single worst console in history. The Virtual Boy is a damn fine platform that was never given a fair chance because it was "a red gameboy" that "melts eyeballs" It's demise was one of the greatest tragedies of the entire gaming industry, and has likely ruined any chances we're ever going to see a system with 3D graphics in our lifetime. I agree wholeheartedly. I love my Virtual Boy. I only got a headache playing it, because the visor smelled like cigarette smoke (bought it used). The controller is one of the most comfortable that I've ever used. Out of the several VB games I own, only one of them (Waterworld) was "bad" (and I've played far worse games). Virtual Boy Wario Land was excellent. It could have been a great franchise, if the system hadn't failed. The only major negative of the Virtual Boy was it's fragility. A good bump would completely screw up the display. Two of my three VBs have damaged displays. Quote
areaseven Posted July 9, 2008 Author Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) Superman 64 - Possibly the single worst game of the modern video game era. Edited July 9, 2008 by areaseven Quote
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