buddhafabio Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61284 Collette . . . ACTION HOOKER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 LOL now i have to go look for one. Looks like I'm going out tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddsun1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) " When asked who was buying the Action Hookers, Mlle. Latrampe said, 'Everyone. Men, women, working people, white-collar professionals, although our research indicates that they seem to sell in tandem with Star Wars action figures. We aren't sure what that is all about, though we suspect it has to do with the light sabers and where they can be applied.' " "We will soon introduce Raoul's -- how do you say it? -- 'tricked out' Pimpmobile, which can be parked in the Action Alley playset, located right beside Le Hotel DeHeure, where rooms are available by the hour." oh, brother! Edited August 13, 2006 by reddsun1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowerV2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) Weeklyworld news. Pretty fun to read. It's just like the other "newspaper" The Onion. Edited August 13, 2006 by ShadowerV2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Haven't found anything on that supposed biggest toy maker in France. Then again, France is so damned backwater about the internet, it's easily possible they don't have a website. But still to not find ANYTHING about the company online except in that article is weird. Plus it sounds too wacky and cool to be true. lol But I'll keep an eye out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowerV2 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Wait a minute. You guys actually think that "news" article is real? I hope you're joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I've seen wackier stuff be real before. So yeah. I mean it's a miniature real doll they're talking about. Besides there's Robotech Shadow Chronicles, who would have believed that there would be something after Sentinels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowerV2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Ah well. Ok. But just for your information. Weeklyworldnews is a tabloid newspaper that makes up the articles in its paper. I used to buy it just to read about alien abductions or new species of humans found or satan appearing in a cloud formation. You might want to look around that site first and read the other articles. No offense intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sheesh... there's people that don't know who the WWN is? GO BATBOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Hingtgen Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) My fave headline is still "Batboy LIVES!" Because apparently everyone thought he'd died or was seriously injured or something... Edited August 15, 2006 by David Hingtgen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macross73 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Nanananana .....Batboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumdumgai Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Nope, had no idea it was a tabloid. I am le owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radd Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Reminds me of when I ran into someone reading the Onion who didn't realize it was purely satirical, and actually believed the headlines were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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