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Oh, dear Lord! :blink:

Well, I suppose it was just a matter of time before one internet cult-classic would find itself inexorably merged with another already established and well-worn internet cult-classic.....

--"I'm just sayin', if that little f*cker so much as taps my sh*t just one more time, I'm gonna go f*cking snakes on a plane up in this piece.

I'm just saying."

*thunk*

--"All right, that tears it."

:lol:

Posted

Oh god...it was simply amazing. The whole theater aplauded and cheered at Samuel L. Jackson's first appearance, first words, good swears, and best snake kills. It was the most righteous movie ever.

Posted (edited)

ROTFLMAO! I found this in another thread, and then it hit me! It's the next cult-classic unapologetic B-movie mega-hit in the making!

"...From the producers who brought you Snakes on a Plane: get ready for this fall's next nonstop edge-of-your-seat action fest that will have you cheering in the aisles! Nothing can prepare you for the drama, the excitement, the danger, the romance, the pathos of!

BAD-ASSES! ON! MO-PEDS!!"

:lol:

LOL, they've even got the t-shirts already printed up... :p

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Posted

I heard this in the news last night.

Forgot the US location where it happened. Apparently someone decided to release 2 snakes inside the theather that was showing "Snakes on a plane" ;)

Not something that you want to happen while watching a movie

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It was in the Phoenix metro area. Man they were lucky nobody got bit. The rattlesnakes down there jump at anything that moves. I was down there for 6 years and I've had 4 run-in with those damn things. I'd go to find my golf ball (I got a nasty hook), hear about a half second of the rattle and it would jump out of the brush and strike my club. Those suckers are nasty.

I heard this in the news last night.

Forgot the US location where it happened. Apparently someone decided to release 2 snakes inside the theather that was showing "Snakes on a plane"  ;)

Not something that you want to happen while watching a movie

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Posted
I heard this in the news last night.

Forgot the US location where it happened. Apparently someone decided to release 2 snakes inside the theather that was showing "Snakes on a plane"  ;)

Not something that you want to happen while watching a movie

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Honest to God, how fuggin ignorant is that? Seriously, if they found the a$$clown that did that, I wouldn't feel a bit sorry if everybody in that theater crowd decided to "stomp a mud-hole in dey a$$." :angry:

  • 4 years later...
Posted

Back from the dead. If you haven't seen the FX TV edit, you missed out on the best line ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Monkey-fighting snakes on a Monday-to-Friday plane? WTF? :blink:

  • 1 year later...

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