Commander McBride Posted April 3, 2004 Posted April 3, 2004 Check out http://www.mountainracer.com/ . It's done as a joke, but it's still hilarious. "That is worldwide there of insanity. Everything of the danger perhaps of relating to driving fast is known, but I make those remember once more !!" Quote
EXO Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 I'd like to see what the blind guy bumpedhis head on! Quote
Angel's Fury Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 I'd like to see what the blind guy bumpedhis head on! Quote
Father Jack Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 Oh you wont believe this. Just click on any of the myriad links on this page and prepare to be amazed. Funny Engrish comics Quote
areaseven Posted April 8, 2004 Author Posted April 8, 2004 Oh you wont believe this.Just click on any of the myriad links on this page and prepare to be amazed. Funny Engrish comics Especially this one. Parental Advisory: Explicit Engrish Quote
Zentrandude Posted April 10, 2004 Posted April 10, 2004 wow. bender would be spinning in his canceled tv graved if he saw that gaybot Quote
Angel's Fury Posted April 10, 2004 Posted April 10, 2004 wow. bender would be spinning in his canceled tv graved if he saw that gaybot Quote
areaseven Posted April 13, 2004 Author Posted April 13, 2004 Not Japanese, but still hilarious. Quote
Yohsho Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Not Japanese, but still hilarious. Drink that first then go into the gym for a great workout. Quote
J A Dare Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 I've been chicken intolerant (or allergic?) for as long as I can remember. The doctor told me it wasn't worth taking one of those allergic test cuz it could be any number of things in chicken (including the chemicals they pump into then). She just told me, "Just don't eat chicken." I told a friend this, and she came up with the logic since humans don't eat humans, chickens don't eat chickens. I died laughing seeing this engrish pic. BTW, as far as I know, I'm the only chicken intolerant person I know? Quote
Akilae Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 See if you can spot the Engrish on this one. If it's the suvastika, remember that it was a symbol used before the nazis. Besides it's the reverse swastika, which has a different meaning. See Blade Of The Immortal manga. There's the Old World Swastika, and there's the Nazi Swastika... two very different symbols if you know the differences. Key here: The Nazi Swastika is tilted 45 degrees, the Old World Swastika more often than not sits on one of its four edges. Quote
Max Jenius Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 See if you can spot the Engrish on this one. If it's the suvastika, remember that it was a symbol used before the nazis. Besides it's the reverse swastika, which has a different meaning. See Blade Of The Immortal manga. There's the Old World Swastika, and there's the Nazi Swastika... two very different symbols if you know the differences. Key here: The Nazi Swastika is tilted 45 degrees, the Old World Swastika more often than not sits on one of its four edges. Cuz if the History Channel has taught us anything.... Quote
Wes Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I could use the top one for college - how much is shipping? Quote
Pat Payne Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) See if you can spot the Engrish on this one. If it's the suvastika, remember that it was a symbol used before the nazis. Besides it's the reverse swastika, which has a different meaning. See Blade Of The Immortal manga. There's the Old World Swastika, and there's the Nazi Swastika... two very different symbols if you know the differences. Key here: The Nazi Swastika is tilted 45 degrees, the Old World Swastika more often than not sits on one of its four edges. Actually, the Suvastika (long before those goose-stepping bastards ruined it ) was a symbol of good luck -- fertility -- the sun all over the world. They've found artwork from American Indians, Indian Indians, Irish, Celts, Picts, Gauls, Saxons, Germans, Vikings, Native Australians, Japanese, Chinese, Tibetans and Egyptians all using variations on the same symbol. And tilt or arm direction is not a safe way of discerning the benign symbol of good luck from the malign symbol of genocide. About the only way to discern the symbol's meaning is look at who's using it and why. Edited April 21, 2004 by Pat Payne Quote
Father Jack Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) I know you all think the whole body de-horny treatment is a good idea, but what if it's permenent? Am I the only one worried about this? I mean what if they're trying to mess with the purity of our bodily essences? Besides if it is permenent then I will have nothing to do all summer. Edited April 22, 2004 by Father Jack Quote
renegadeleader1 Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Bad Engrish isn't just for Japan alone, check this out. http://hockeydb.com/ihdlogo_file=qsphl/asb...ztecs_2003.gifb there is two things wrong with this. 1.Who the heck names their team the Asbestos Aztecs? 2.Am I the only that is wondering what the hell a team named the aztecs is doing in the QSPHL the quebec semi proffesional hockey league? Quote
jimbo913 Posted April 26, 2004 Posted April 26, 2004 http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagenam...date=1999-09-29 a mospeada reference. sorry if already posted. Quote
Pat Payne Posted April 26, 2004 Posted April 26, 2004 Not exactly Japanese Engrish, but like the Blow-Off products, the people who came up with this product name must've been on crack.Planters The Blow-Off stuff was pretty funny, but the Planters stuff, I don't get. Both of those were on Jay Leno the other night as part of a segment on "X-Rated 99-Cent Store Products." One of the funniest that they had was an energy drink called "Erectus" which, on the side of the can, had a figure of a guy with a...yep, you guessed it Quote
Pat Payne Posted April 26, 2004 Posted April 26, 2004 I didn't see this one here in the thread...I defy ANYONE, even the people who wrote it, to make heads or tails of THIS... Quote
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