reddsun1 Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Found some pics of these upcoming "macquettes"? for Beast and Juggernaut; I presume these are very close to how they'll appear in the upcoming movie? Juggernaut looks pretty cheesy--in fact, he looks more like Master-Blaster [minus Master] from Mad Max: Thunderdome. And Beast? WTF?! Will somebody please put some fuggin clothes on these people? It didn't take long for the novelty of having Mystique running around in the buff to wear thin [it served prurient interests only, and was inappropriate given the largely adolescent audience these films would obviously draw], now we gotta see Frasier's hairy blue arse too? Quote
Nightbat Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Found some pics of these upcoming "macquettes"? for Beast and Juggernaut; I presume these are very close to how they'll appear in the upcoming movie? Juggernaut looks pretty cheesy--in fact, he looks more like Master-Blaster [minus Master] from Mad Max: Thunderdome. 360303[/snapback] It's Ram-Man!!! Quote
azrael Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Found some pics of these upcoming "macquettes"? for Beast and Juggernaut; I presume these are very close to how they'll appear in the upcoming movie? 360303[/snapback] I've heard those were scuplted based on the pre-production art. Cuz that Beast doesn't look like Fraiser in the trailer. Quote
zeo-mare Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) agreed beast looks different in the film, i believe he has clothes as well ...thankfully Juggernaught on the other hand looks really crappy, i am very disapointed with this one. I am hopeing much like the figure of beast this is not what he will look like in the film. chris Edited January 14, 2006 by zeo-mare Quote
EXO Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 That Beast look so generic when it comes to Hollywood version of half beast/half man make up. Jim Lee's version, the one they based the Marvel legend figure on is way better. Juggernaut is OK... I never liked his comic book costume. The look of the Xmen movie costumes is over all meh any way. Especially Storm. Quote
JB0 Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Found some pics of these upcoming "macquettes"? for Beast and Juggernaut; I presume these are very close to how they'll appear in the upcoming movie? Juggernaut looks pretty cheesy--in fact, he looks more like Master-Blaster [minus Master] from Mad Max: Thunderdome. 360303[/snapback] It's Ram-Man!!! 360305[/snapback] *laughs* I was thinking the exact same thing. Except replace "Ram-Man" with "That HeMan guy with the spring legs and the helmet... what hte hell was his name? Something-Ram?" Quote
myk Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Heeeey...Now that you mention it that IS Ram-Man. But, doesn't Juggernaut look like that anyway? Pretty close, if you ask me... Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Dude beast has got a package. 360338[/snapback] Well, he isn't wearing any clothes, so he is actually dickless with a lump there instead... If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). Quote
Hikuro Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). I'm sure someone sooner or later is gonna need therapy. I'm not sure if its the flash light you touch against ppl or your scrotum, either way, that's very odd.....I'm sure your folks are VERY proud Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). I'm sure someone sooner or later is gonna need therapy. I'm not sure if its the flash light you touch against ppl or your scrotum, either way, that's very odd.....I'm sure your folks are VERY proud 360357[/snapback] I was actually created in a lab.. Dr. Mindbender crossed DNA from Tommy Lee, Einstien, Jesus, and Mike Tyson. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 And even with all that perfect DNA I still couldn't learn to spell. Quote
Sumdumgai Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 AgentOne's scrotum lights up, so you should think twice before touching any glowing doorknobs... Beast has no dick! How's he supposed to take a leak? Is he like a bird or something? Quote
Twoducks Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). I'm sure someone sooner or later is gonna need therapy. I'm not sure if its the flash light you touch against ppl or your scrotum, either way, that's very odd.....I'm sure your folks are VERY proud 360357[/snapback] I was actually created in a lab.. Dr. Mindbender crossed DNA from Tommy Lee, Einstien, Jesus, and Mike Tyson. 360359[/snapback] What, no Arnold DNA ? Quote
zeo-mare Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 i was shocked by that to, no arnold DNA? I am a little disapointed... by the way this thread is getting alittle off topic lets try and get back on it. chris Quote
CoryHolmes Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 I've always liked that the X-Men movies tried to take the costumes seriously and not wearing, as Cyclops said in the first movie, "blue spandex". Granted, there's not a lot that could've been done with Juggernaught's costume, but I like that it's more real-world than comicish. Quote
Doctor Paragon Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Dang! Those figures do suck. The Sculpts are good but the designs stink! Quote
SpacePirateNeko Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Dude beast has got a package. 360338[/snapback] Well, he isn't wearing any clothes, so he is actually dickless with a lump there instead... If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). 360351[/snapback] No way ...take a closer look , it appears he has an Inner cock like a dog...so when he gets in heat his pink friend slides out ...i think thats very beast like..bravo Maybe it comes out when mystique shows herself Quote
Mr March Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Anything is an improvement over Juggernaut's original comic book costume; it was always a weak looking suit IMO. Beast's figure looks more like a merman than Beast. The actual makeup in the film looks way better, they should base the figure more on that. As for the supposed nudity, not really a problem for me. Repression has never been my style anyway. It's better than sticking every animal-esque character or shapechanger in a stupid speedo. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Dude beast has got a package. 360338[/snapback] Well, he isn't wearing any clothes, so he is actually dickless with a lump there instead... If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). 360351[/snapback] No way ...take a closer look , it appears he has an Inner cock like a dog...so when he gets in heat his pink friend slides out ...i think thats very beast like..bravo Maybe it comes out when mystique shows herself 360434[/snapback] If they showed that in the next movie, it would pretty much be the greatest scene in any movie ever.. Even better than the cow killing in Apochaplypse Now, and the rape in Clockwork Orange. Quote
promethuem5 Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people Ahhh, god, my eyes, and my sig! Quote
reddsun1 Posted January 15, 2006 Author Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) Oh dear Lord, I should have seen this coming--actual discussion of the sexual anatomy [or lack thereof] of hairy blue freaks that may [or may not] streak moviegoers in theaters everywhere pretty soon. I am certainly NOT interested in what's under that furry cod-piece that Beast has got going there, that's fer sure. OMG, LMAO I totally forgot about Ram-Man. It does look just like 'im too! Flashlight tricks?! Oh, that's just wrong, man! Edited January 15, 2006 by reddsun1 Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 Dude beast has got a package. 360338[/snapback] Well, he isn't wearing any clothes, so he is actually dickless with a lump there instead... If I were running that company, his cock would hang to his mid thigh, and would light up... Just like mine (I actually have this flashlight trick for parties where I light up my scrotum and touch it against people). 360351[/snapback] No way ...take a closer look , it appears he has an Inner cock like a dog...so when he gets in heat his pink friend slides out ...i think thats very beast like..bravo Maybe it comes out when mystique shows herself 360434[/snapback] LMAO... I'm hurting from laughing! Quote
big F Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Heeeey...Now that you mention it that IS Ram-Man. But, doesn't Juggernaut look like that anyway? Pretty close, if you ask me... 360347[/snapback] Twins serparated at birth. Agent you need to get that flash light out of your spandex pants. Maybe you could get Everready to sponsor you for batteries. What is it with Blue people in Xmen movies. Mystique and Beast mmmm Little furry blue shape changers running all over the place. It dosnt matter what they look like we will all still go and see the movie when it comes out. Quote
Zor Primus Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 At least in the teaser Beast had clothing... Quote
JKeats Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 No way ...take a closer look , it appears he has an Inner cock like a dog...so when he gets in heat his pink friend slides out ...i think thats very beast like..bravo Maybe it comes out when mystique shows herself 360434[/snapback] Oh man, that is just crass And what the hell is a macquette? Quote
big F Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 And what the hell is a macquette? 361830[/snapback] Isnt it a small monkey .... oh sorry thats macaq Quote
areaseven Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Man, those figures suck. I hope they're not the final product. BTW, big F, when replying to someone else's quote, delete the tags before posting. We only need to see the pics once. Quote
Stamen0083 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquette Quote
Graham Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I've always liked that the X-Men movies tried to take the costumes seriously and not wearing, as Cyclops said in the first movie, "blue spandex". 360413[/snapback] I'm no expert, or rabid X-Men fan boy, but wasn't it Wolverine, not Cyclops who made the comment and I think he said yellow spandex, not blue. Graham Quote
myk Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 It was Cyclops. After trying on his own, personal team uniform, Wolverine asked the question, "Do you actually go out in these?" Cyclops replied by saying, "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?" Or, at least something to that effect... -Very funny stuff... Quote
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