buddhafabio Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 hey did search on agent one and this came up http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430878/ http://www.agentonehalf.com/ a new movie for next year Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 God fukin dammit! The admins here RAWK! Love all the changes guys. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 HAHA, I was being a jerk... Looks like there were actually some changes. I suppose I could appologise, however I won't. There are new admins, but one is an M7 fan and that is like handing out fliers for the "alternative lifestyle." Also I noticed there is no area for a MILF contest or a any place for obscene photographs... This sucks because I drew a happy face on my balls last night and took some pictures where my balls had a conversation with Minmay (the one that came with my DYRL Strike). I am affraid there is just no place for that topic as of now. Quote
JB0 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 ... I drew a happy face on my balls last night and took some pictures where my balls had a conversation with Minmay (the one that came with my DYRL Strike). I am affraid there is just no place for that topic as of now. Thank god. Quote
Sdf-1 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I am affraid there is just no place for that topic as of now. 364165[/snapback] Give it a try in the Fan works section Quote
promethuem5 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Gotta agree with JBO. We just dodged a big ol' A1's nuts bullet there by not having a place for him to put the pics... Quote
Sumdumgai Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Not sure how I could manage taking a pic for the pissing contest. I mean I can operate a camera one handed but it might not be in focus. I could try pissing with no hands but the risk in pissing on my own leg is too high. You don't really think these brillant ideas though do you? 359679[/snapback] My wife said you should get a friend to hold your dick while you take a picture of yourself pissing. Or to combine it with that MILF idea (still don't know wtf a MILF is, but I figure it has something to do with wanting to your mom, Freud would have a field day with this), have your mom hold your dick while you take a picture of yourself pissing. Quote
pfunk Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 all i have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote
J A Dare Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 There are new admins, but one is an M7 fan and that is like handing out fliers for the "alternative lifestyle." 364165[/snapback] ...and in your favorite section!!! Kinda like handing out the fliers in your bedroom. Must be torture...or poetic justice. Quote
JB0 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Or to combine it with that MILF idea (still don't know wtf a MILF is, but I figure it has something to do with wanting to your mom, Freud would have a field day with this), ... 364465[/snapback] Close. A MILF is actually someone else's parent that you find sexually agreeable. Freud, of course, would just say she's a substitute for your own. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Or to combine it with that MILF idea (still don't know wtf a MILF is, but I figure it has something to do with wanting to your mom, Freud would have a field day with this), ... 364465[/snapback] Close. A MILF is actually someone else's parent that you find sexually agreeable. Freud, of course, would just say she's a substitute for your own. 364534[/snapback] Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom. Quote
yellowlightman Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom. 364543[/snapback] I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom. 364543[/snapback] I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. 364553[/snapback] Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20? Quote
JB0 Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom. 364543[/snapback] I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. 364553[/snapback] Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20? 364583[/snapback] Older women, make beautiful lovers Older women, they understand I've been around some, and I have discovered That older women know just how to please a man. Quote
JB0 Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 This is a strange thread 364614[/snapback] Such is the power of our favorite Governator worshipper. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Heh, at least I am man enough to admit I have a hot mom. 364543[/snapback] I'll admit that you have a hot mom too. Although, admittedly I usually only see her from behind. 364553[/snapback] I agree. Most of undergrad I was porkin older women, like mid 30's chicks... Now however I like the young ones. Nice hard asses, perky tits, easy to convince that its normal to have sex in front of other people. Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20? 364583[/snapback] Older women, make beautiful lovers Older women, they understand I've been around some, and I have discovered That older women know just how to please a man. 364600[/snapback] Quote
Roy Focker Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 So Agent One's parents spawned him when they leaving their prime. Most people stop having kids when they're in their forties or have their last one. Yet his egg and sperm donors had him later in life. So when he became a teenager they must have been pretty close to retirement. One day when he was 13 they handed him a gun, a hundred in cash and a old car with a dead hooker in the trunk and told him, "These later years are for us. Have fun with these." Quote
yellowlightman Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Dude, she is a beautiful woman, but she is also 70, so thats kinda nasty... Especially since you are like what, 20? 364583[/snapback] There's no age limit on love. Quote
BoBe-Patt Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 hmmm... maybe I should read more of the other sections of this board. haha, didn't see A1 is being nominated to be a mod. He's got my vote!! let the greatness reign over MW!!!! Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 hmmm... maybe I should read more of the other sections of this board. haha, didn't see A1 is being nominated to be a mod. He's got my vote!! let the greatness reign over MW!!!!   365006[/snapback] Yes the members with balls all love the idea of some more A1 here, unfortunately, Roy thinks we are all completely crazy. Quote
yellowlightman Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Yes the members with balls all love the idea of some more A1 here, unfortunately, Roy thinks we are all completely crazy. 365142[/snapback] Amazing how "balls," "love," and "A1," work so naturally together in a sentence. Quote
Agent ONE Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Yes the members with balls all love the idea of some more A1 here, unfortunately, Roy thinks we are all completely crazy. 365142[/snapback] Amazing how "balls," "love," and "A1," work so naturally together in a sentence. 365218[/snapback] Is that your way of telling me that you love my balls? Tell you what, I will let you pet them if you get my GF to agree. Quote
JsARCLIGHT Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Agent, I love you buddy but this thread of yours is laying on it's side scooting around in circles making Curly noises right now (woooooob woooob wooooob wooooob wooooob). Quote
Agent ONE Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Agent, I love you buddy but this thread of yours is laying on it's side scooting around in circles making Curly noises right now (woooooob woooob wooooob wooooob wooooob). 365262[/snapback] Dude, this is the best thread on the board. You is teh crazy. I feel that we should all join hands and sing a song of war, then paint our faces and skin Keith alive. Quote
JB0 Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Agent, I love you buddy but this thread of yours is laying on it's side scooting around in circles making Curly noises right now (woooooob woooob wooooob wooooob wooooob). 365262[/snapback] Dude, this is the best thread on the board. I agree. You is teh crazy. I feel that we should all join hands and sing a song of war, then paint our faces and skin Keith alive. 365308[/snapback] And now I don't. Quote
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