myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I can't imagine ANYONE wanting to watch this as the trailer is just awful. Heck, even the Alien Vs. Predator trailer caught everyone's interest. If the trailer is supposed to represent the best of the movie's flow then this movie should be called DOA: Dead on Arrival... By the way NERV, the only copy that I have of that mouth watering Kasumi picture is from the forums. Quote
myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 AF-FIR-MA-TIV 347307[/snapback] Why don't you put HER in charge?! 347309[/snapback] You'd better just start DEALING with it Hudson! Quote
KiriK Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 yah...the music was horrible.... the lines were crappy.... the girls are not as hot as they are animated..... the only thing this movie is gonna be good for is helping little boys get through puberty.... maybe some older guys too.... haha!! Quote
Jin_Kune_Do Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Damm that trailer sucks big time....damm! If they are gonna make a DOA movie...i would guess it woulkd be more of the lines of a BloodSport kinda movie. Where the fight scenes are the important part. This trailer has that KillBill & Charlie´s Angels BS theme to it. Suddenly that AVP doesent seam so bad in comparison huh? - Jin Quote
Seven Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I blame our generation for the new breed of XTREME film producers, directors, film executives, and writers. Quote
Hikuro Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I'm curious on how the grand creator of DOA is feeling right now. "Why dear lord......did they do this? I saved the company I work for.....now we're gonna go down the crapper again cause of the americans.....or the canadians.....which ever is to really blame." I admit it, I've NEVER EVER really played DOA.....hell I'm going to own my FIRST DOA title next week.....my friends like it, I've seen 'em play it, I've pressed a few buttons on the controler in bordem......but watching this trailer made ME, a not so DOA player go "WTF was that?!" Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Ugh. Who owns the rights to DOA anyway? Is it a foreign company? If so, one would think they'd have better sense than to allow their successful big-boob franchise to fall victim to the mortal-kombat treatment. Also, did you have to pre-order DOA Hikuro? I can't find the damn thing anywhere. Someone even told me that it hasn't been released yet, however every store I've been to has a spot with a price tag for DOA; the guy who was in front of me on the 22nd said that he had already bought a copy (?). Quote
Noriko Takaya Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) Ugh. Who owns the rights to DOA anyway? 347376[/snapback] I've got two words for you: UWE BOLL. Nah, just kidding. Even though this looks bad, I think Boll could make it worse. This movie should have been given to a porno director. Then we would have Oscar material. All we need now is for A7 to come up with a list of actresses. Edited November 25, 2005 by Noriko Takaya Quote
David Hingtgen Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) There's gotta be at least a thousand Japanese cosplayers that would look 10,000x better and more like Kasumi. And almost anyone looks more like Ayane than a pouty-lipped Norwegian girl... WHY isn't this movie being made in Japan? There's already a zillion DOA hentai movies out there. And I'm sure they're all better than this will be, including plot and acting ability. (Quite possibly the first time I've typed the h-word here) Edited November 25, 2005 by David Hingtgen Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 LOL. I didn't even think about those DOA hentai pieces. As for Aoki, they're probably banking on her appearnces in 2 Fast 2 Furious and Sin City to garner attention-they'll be sorely disappointed. I wonder if Bass will be in this movie, and if he is, will Paul "Hulk" Hogan play the character he inspired? Quote
wolfx Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 While most of you are bagging devon aoki, i think she did a good job in Sin City. Maybe that's cause she didn't talked. Never bothered to watch 2F2F either. But seriously....Kasumi needs someone more buxomed. Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 While most of you are bagging devon aoki, i think she did a good job in Sin City. Maybe that's cause she didn't talked. Never bothered to watch 2F2F either. But seriously....Kasumi needs someone more buxomed. 347421[/snapback] You got it right. In Sin City she didn't say a thing, and the audience could forgive her strange looks as they fit in perfectly with her role as a freakish lady-assasin-type. As for 2 Fast 2 Furious (it hurt just to type it), she didn't say much either. She was the token asian presence, whose character depth was limited to sketching on a drawing pad. Quote
Yohsho Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) Oh this is great I watched the trailer and got all giddy from seeing the DoA girls being played laughed at how bad it's going to be and I died a little bit inside. I'm amazed that my avatar go posted like twice saying the needing of more boobage in the movie. Oh and I have the full version of my avatar. I'll post it later on. Found the whole pic on the HD, panty shot! Edited November 25, 2005 by Yohsho Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Oh, my, F-ing God Yosho, you are my hero! lol, thanks for the full version of the beautiful rendering of Kasumi as the only way she should be... Which brings me to another point: I don't understand why the people responsible for cringe-inducing movies like AvP, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and the like, either don't understand or acknowledge what it is that the fans of these franchises want to see. It's almost as if these movies were made the way they were to confuse and anger loyal fans. How difficult would it be to consult with a fanboy or two to see how a movie of this type needs to be made? Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Hmm..Is she having some sort of wardrobe malfunction? Quote
wolfx Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Hmm..Is she having some sort of wardrobe malfunction? 347438[/snapback] I wondered about that too on that devon aoki pic 1 page back. Quote
Loner Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 yah...the music was horrible.... 347336[/snapback] Hey, hey, hey! AC/DC is never horrible. The trailer however is megashit. Quote
JB0 Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 yah...the music was horrible.... 347336[/snapback] Hey, hey, hey! AC/DC is never horrible. The trailer however is megashit. 347444[/snapback] Point 1 is debatable. Point 2 isn't, though. Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I couldn't even sit through the trailer, as it was just too much for me to stomach. Considering that I haven't seen the entire trailer, I'm still not convinced that this isn't some sort of colossal joke from somewhere... Quote
Sumdumgai Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. 347288[/snapback] Well it's cleaner and less messy than taking a wooden oar and bashing people in the legs, making them go benders. Also there's no gory mess, unlike when I unleash psycho-Osaka, complete with duelie-knives. A nuke is cleaner and much less dangerous than using a pic of man-f***. *shudder* They should have gone the route of Square-enix and done the movie cg, like FFAC. I mean DOA the games were all about eye candy and simple beating the crap out of each other without fancy attacks like in King of Fighters and Street Fighter. Speaking of which, there's going to be a short anime of KOF in Japan. Don't know much about it because I saw it on the snk-playmore site and I don't read much Japanese. Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 The main difference there however, is that KOF will be an animated work. The characters will look like they're supposed to, the story will stay true to the KOF universe, and any hokiness can and will be written off as anime magic or influence. In regards to the DOA movie, I couldn't figure out what the inspiration or the direction for that pile is. I just......don't.....get it.... Quote
Sumdumgai Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I dunno, KOF has been going down the tubes anyway. I love the series, but the new characters and storylines have really been teh suck. Plus the anime having Ash, the characters from KOF Maximum Impact, and such... I think it's going to suck. How can the latest KOF game not have Mai Shiranui?! DOA should have been done as an OVA series, with lots of fanservice. Keep the original Japanese seiyuus, animate it well, have some gratuitous fighting and nudity, and *boom* sold to a million drooling fanboys. Quote
akt_m Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 i watched the trailer, looks like a bad movie... Quote
Apollo Leader Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I remember when a whole bunch of people on here were all ultra-pestimistic about Terminator 3 and Alien vs Predator, and it turned out that those movies weren't so bad after all. I say we give it a chance... doubt it will be as bad as Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros., or Doom! I think the movie has promise. BTW, guess who's playing Bass Armstrong? Hint... some know him as "Big Lazy"! Quote
JB0 Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I remember when a whole bunch of people on here were all ultra-pestimistic about ... Alien vs Predator, and it turned out that those movies weren't so bad after all. Umm.... Quote
capt.actionjackson Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I think the movie has promise. Please tell me you're joking. Otherwise I guess we'll see you in line at Dungeon Siege 1 and 2! Quote
Hoptimus Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Yup. This says rental on my buddys dime and maybe I will watch it. Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Super Mario Brothers........OMFG, I forgot about that tradgedy... Quote
NERV Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I remember when a whole bunch of people on here were all ultra-pestimistic about ... Alien vs Predator, and it turned out that those movies weren't so bad after all. Umm.... 347562[/snapback] x2 and how can you say it looks like it has promise? it looks like a made for tv or straight to video movie, and none of it looked liek it made a damn lick of sense, since when woudl all the girls team up and all of them be using katanas? only kasumi and maybe ayane would, and since when were there armies of generic ninja in doa? and that part at the start of the trailer, wtf was that, i dont tihnk you could make them sound any ditzier Quote
myk Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I dunno, KOF has been going down the tubes anyway. I love the series, but the new characters and storylines have really been teh suck. Plus the anime having Ash, the characters from KOF Maximum Impact, and such... I think it's going to suck.How can the latest KOF game not have Mai Shiranui?! DOA should have been done as an OVA series, with lots of fanservice. Keep the original Japanese seiyuus, animate it well, have some gratuitous fighting and nudity, and *boom* sold to a million drooling fanboys. 347501[/snapback] WHAT?! There's no Mai?! That's impossible! When anyone thinks KOF or SNK for that matter, doesn't her bounciness "spring" to mind first? I would hope that they have a suitable replacement for her, at least. -No scratch that, there is no replacement for her... Quote
Sumdumgai Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 (edited) WHAT?! There's no Mai?! That's impossible! When anyone thinks KOF or SNK for that matter, doesn't her bounciness "spring" to mind first? I would hope that they have a suitable replacement for her, at least. -No scratch that, there is no replacement for her... 347584[/snapback] click on The King of Fighters XI, then click on characters for the list of who's in it No Mai. There's B Jenet from Mark of the Wolves. Vanessa has been brought back. But still... No Mai Shiranui = not a good KOF game. Terminator 3 and AVP were steaming piles of poopie. DOA the movie looks really bad. They should remake Super Mario Brothers properly. Get a dwarf to play mario when he's in small form. Have him jump on small animals, then eat a big moving mushroom, making him into a six-foot tall dwarf that stomps the hell out of turtles. Then he eats a flower that makes him blow firey boogers out of his nose, incinerating freaky piranha plant things, walking mushrooms with faces, and bi-ped turtles that wear helmets and throw hammers. Mario also gets to touch jumping stars that make him all psychadelic, and makes it so that whenever he touches things they die. It ends up with Mario going through funky places filled with freaky flying fish, bullet people, giant beetles that dont crunch when you stomp them, and finally comes to the big castle filled with lava. Here is where he fights King Koopa. A really big turtle with spikes on his shell, that barfs napalm and throws hammers. Mario stomps the crap out of Koopa when he gets pissed at being turned back into a dwarf, then rescues blonde. Movie is filled with lots of pointless violence, cruelty to funky freaky animals, and princess toadstool can be anyone as long as they can act like a ditz. Nice campy movie based off of a really screwed up game series. DOA looks like butt. I doubt I'll even rent the damned thing. edit: Andy got the axe in KOF 2003. He was replaced with that wrestler guy from Mark of the Wolves, Tizoc or something like that. Andy and Mai getting married? Andy always runs from Mai. She must have drugged him and taken advantage of him. A number of the regulars have been getting the axe lately. Chang, Choi, Chin. Thankfully Athena, Ralph, and Clark are still there. Edited November 26, 2005 by Sumdumgai Quote
myk Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Well, then she's an unlockable, or maybe she's turned into a Rugal-type boss character? Oh I know...Notice how Andy Bogard's not in there either? I think those two finally decided to tie the knot...Come to think of it, Joe Higashi isn't in there along with some other classic fighters. Hmmm.... Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.