chowyunskinny Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 My buddy at work showed me the link to the trailer and thought I'd share. Whaddya think of it? DOA Movie Trailer Starring: Devon Aoki .... Kasumi Sarah Carter .... Helena Douglas Natassia Malthe .... Ayane Jaime Pressly .... Tina Armstrong Holly Valance .... Christie Allen Directed by Corey Yuen Quote
mikeszekely Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Sarah Carter may be, but Devon Aoki is NOT. Whoever cast her as Kasumi needs to be taken outside and shot. Quote
Akilae Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Hollywood is suffering from horriblly miscast characters... consider the new Geisha movie out soon... whether or not Michelle Yeoh or Zhang Zhiyi look anywhere near Japanese aside, anybody else find it ironic that they're casting Chinese actors in a role that's the epitome of Japanese culture? Quote
chowyunskinny Posted November 24, 2005 Author Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) Well in regards to casting for looks, I recently saw a movie called "Chumscrubber" and there was this girl in it that reminded me of a video game character the minute she popped up on screen. Her name is Camilla Belle and I think she's a dead ringer for Rinoa from Final Fantasy VIII Edited November 24, 2005 by chowyunskinny Quote
grss1982 Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) My buddy at work showed me the link to the trailer and thought I'd share.Whaddya think of it? DOA Movie Trailer Starring: Devon Aoki .... Kasumi Sarah Carter .... Helena Douglas Natassia Malthe .... Ayane Jaime Pressly .... Tina Armstrong Holly Valance .... Christie Allen Directed by Corey Yuen 347159[/snapback] OMGBBQ!!! This ladies are SUPER HOT!!!! BTW, Might one to check this out: (Very nice comparisson pics) http://games.sina.com.cn/t/n/2005-06-20/1429112247.shtml HOWEVER, no matter how hot those ladies are, I'm still very afraid for this film, becuase the F**KERS at Hollywood might screw this one royally. Kasumi...http://www.neotaku.com/doax/images/misc/misc_kasumi1.jpg Devon Aoki... http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/3Devon-Aoki.jpg Well I don't see what the problem is, they look totally alike... Devon Aoki needs to be forgotten like 2Fast 2Furious... In regards to the DOA movie, can anyone say Mortal Kombat Redux? That has to be the hokiest shiite I have seen this century, bar-none... 347172[/snapback] Hey Myk, is'nt Devon Aoki, i dont know too FLAT for the role. I mean the real Kasumi's got way better assets than her [Aoki], IMHO. Although Ms. Aoki does fit the role in the height deaprtment, I guess. Edited November 24, 2005 by grss1982 Quote
Graham Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Well I don't see what the problem is, they look totally alike... Devon Aoki needs to be forgotten like 2Fast 2Furious... 347172[/snapback] Devon Aoki needs about 10lbs of silicon adding before she can even think of playing Kasumi Graham Quote
wolfx Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) Kasumi...http://www.neotaku.com/doax/images/misc/misc_kasumi1.jpg Devon Aoki... http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/3Devon-Aoki.jpg Well I don't see what the problem is, they look totally alike... Devon Aoki needs to be forgotten like 2Fast 2Furious... In regards to the DOA movie, can anyone say Mortal Kombat Redux? That has to be the hokiest shiite I have seen this century, bar-none... 347172[/snapback] Oops....i spy something with my little eye.... And Paul W.S Anderson rapes our adolescenthood yet again. Edited November 24, 2005 by wolfx Quote
grss1982 Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Well I don't see what the problem is, they look totally alike... Devon Aoki needs to be forgotten like 2Fast 2Furious... 347172[/snapback] Devon Aoki needs about 10lbs of silicon adding before she can even think of playing Kasumi Graham 347183[/snapback] You got that right. Just to be sure Ms. Aoki should have assets similar to Yohsho's Kasumi avatar: Quote
yellowlightman Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Yeah, those chicks aren't hot enough. But really, could it be much worse than the Street Fighter movie? Quote
hevangel2 Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Worth download, but not good enough to watch it in theater Quote
ComicKaze Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Worth download, but not good enough to watch it in theater 347193[/snapback] Unless there is fan service in the real sense. Quote
myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Worse than the Street Fighter movie? Not at all. Quite frankly, this movie fits in with Street Fighter along with the Mortal Kombat........films, if you want to call them that. Eventually, they will all be packed together into an "Ultimate cheesy video game/fighting movie collection." The trailer was so awful I found myself reaching for my copy of Alien Vs. Predator the movie. Not finding that, I decided to watch the second Resident Evil movie instead. Oh, and THIS is the ONLY way Kasumi can EVER look: Quote
Die, Alien Scum! Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Seeing Devon Aoki reminds me of that episode of "American Dad" where Steve and Roger the alien go on a double-date and Roger gets stuck with the mutt. "But Steve... she's so ugly. Sooooooo ugly." Quote
Gaijin Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 My question is...how can this franchise really be a film? I don't recall DOA having an interesting storyline. Looks cheesy. Not because of the actors or anything. Quote
Guppy Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 haha.. put it back in your pants guys. That movie looks frigging terrible! Bad video game adaption spliced with Charlie's Angels ball bustin' babes. I laugh even harder that our failed aussie soapie b-grade star Holly Valance is in it. She must have worked for free to get in a move... ANY movie. Quote
ogami Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Please tell me this is a bad dream... Devon Aoki... She is not even good enough to be an actress... Quote
zeo-mare Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 it does look like crap as far as i can see, it appearntly takes place on some island of ninjas and warriors. it sounds alot like a charlies angels version of mortal kombat and Street fighter. i will definetly pass on this one. chris Quote
NERV Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 that has gotta be one of least appealing movie trailers i have ever seen, it seriously looked like one of those B movie softcore porns like 'hard hunted' 'day of the warrior' or 'femalien' btw myk u got a bigger ver of that kasumi pic? Quote
NERV Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Sounds like Fox Force FiveMia: It was show about a team of female secret agents called "Fox Force Five."Vincent (John Travolta): What? Mia: "Fox Force Five." Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one..two ...three..four..five of us. There was a blonde one, Sommerset O'Neal from that show "Baton Rouge, she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Sommerset had a photographic memory, the Japanese fox was a kung fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert, the French fox' specialty was sex... Vincent: What was your specialty? Mia: Knives. The character I played,Raven McCoy, her background was she was raised by circus performers. So she grew up doing a knife act. According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife. But because she grew up in a circus, she was also something of an acrobat. She could do illusions, she was a trapeze artist -- when you're keeping the world safe from evil, you never know when being a trapeze artist's gonna come in handy. And she knew a zillion old jokes her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. If we would have gotten picked up, they would have worked in a gimmick where every episode I would have told a joke. Sarah Carter is hot. 347162[/snapback] lol what is that from? it sounds so familiar Quote
Sumdumgai Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Looks like a remake of Enter the Dragon spliced with the Fox Force Five show from Pulp Fiction, add in craptastic wanna-be Kill Bill-ish stuff, and you have a steaming pile of crap ready to be flushed down the toilet. But the toilet's clogged when you try to flush it away. The plunger gets stuck, and you're still taking a leak. So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Quote
NERV Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 the Fox Force Five show from Pulp Fiction ah pulp fiction, thank you, it was buggin me Quote
capt.actionjackson Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Wow, that trailer made me cringe. That one should be direct to video...or late night on cinemax if there's any fan service... Quote
JB0 Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. Quote
myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. 347288[/snapback] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute here! Clearly, this is an intelligent species that we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them... Quote
Gaijin Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. 347288[/snapback] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute here! Clearly, this is an intelligent species that we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them... 347295[/snapback] Wrong. Watch us. Quote
Nightbat Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Kill it with Fire!!!! Too late to kill the entire cast? Crap..... *guess I'll hide under a rock untill the site is nuked Quote
myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. 347288[/snapback] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute here! Clearly, this is an intelligent species that we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them... 347295[/snapback] Wrong. Watch us. 347298[/snapback] Look, maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events but we just got our ASSES kicked pal! Quote
EXO Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 So you should take off and nuke that toilet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 347243[/snapback] Nuking it from orbit: The official solution to all your problems. 347288[/snapback] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute here! Clearly, this is an intelligent species that we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them... 347295[/snapback] Wrong. Watch us. 347298[/snapback] Look, maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events but we just got our ASSES kicked pal! 347303[/snapback] AF-FIR-MA-TIV Quote
bsu legato Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 AF-FIR-MA-TIV 347307[/snapback] Why don't you put HER in charge?! Quote
Hikuro Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I saw Devon Aoki nipple poking out of that modeling picture 0_o Quote
Black Valkyrie Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Really crap, these people never learn. Quote
chowyunskinny Posted November 24, 2005 Author Posted November 24, 2005 I saw Devon Aoki nipple poking out of that modeling picture 0_o 347317[/snapback] It was probably in search of food Quote
myk Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I saw Devon Aoki nipple poking out of that modeling picture 0_o 347317[/snapback] It was probably in search of food 347321[/snapback] Oops! Myk did it again...I honestly didn't even notice that wardrobe malfunction because she's so.........flat. Quote
Eternal_D Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 you gotta be kidding me... when this comes out, I'm gonna stand out in front of the theater and kick everybody who buys a ticket for this's ass. and you know i'll be able to do it too cuz only super nerds that live in their parent's basement is gonna watch this crap. DON'T SUPPORT CRAP MOVIES AND HOPEFULLY HOLLYWOOD WILL GET THE DRIFT. Quote
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