Bombing Smurfs for a cause

[JKeats]

Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0"

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There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[Flaming Guantlet]

I love the smell of chared smurf in the morning.

[Major Johnathan]

Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0"

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Belgium has Van Damme, the inventor of the saxaphone, Browning firearms, the HQ for the EU, Charles Van Depoele inventor of the electric railway, Audrey Hepburn, invented "french" fries, and most importantly created ME! (50%) What the hell has your country done? I guess you have some nice windmills.

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But Arnie played 'Dutch' in Predator...

[dr_vandermeer]

There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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... and Carnies... small hands.

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smell like cabbage

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Thank god I'm not the only one who got that.

Edited October 13, 2005 by dr_vandermeer

[Wes]

OWNED!

[Graham]

Now if only somebody would bomb Transformers and GI Joe as well.

Oh and Barny. Barny definitely needs his ass fragging.

Graham

[grss1982]

Now if only somebody would bomb Transformers and GI Joe as well.

Oh and Barny. Barny definitely needs his ass fragging.

Graham

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Amen to that. ( Barny, i mean. )

[Final Vegeta]

The smurfs were commies and all commies SHOULD die a painfull death.

Funny, there was an Italian site that described how the Smurfs were hiddenly deviating children's minds towards communism. Many people don't know that "SMURF" in fact means "Socialist Men Under a Red Father".

(I hope the author of that site wasn't serious. Never liked the smurfs anyway)

FV

[Agent ONE]

The smurfs were commies and all commies SHOULD die a painfull death.

Funny, there was an Italian site that described how the Smurfs were hiddenly deviating children's minds towards communism. Many people don't know that "SMURF" in fact means "Socialist Men Under a Red Father".

(I hope the author of that site wasn't serious. Never liked the smurfs anyway)

FV

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He was, they are, and I kill communists for fun.

[Hurin]

U.N. Headquarters -- Paris, France

Smurf refugees continue to flood into neighboring Gummy Bear land as U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan continued to demand that Unicef donations across the globe be increased dramatically.

"We don't want to have to do to the Snorks what we did to the Smurfs. Please donate now or other peoples will suffer the same fate as the Smurfs," said Annan. "We do have submarines thanks to the support of China, and we can obliterate all those Snorks in less than an hour. They're too much like Smurfs anyways. Donate now!"

Fearing that the U.N.'s controversial method of soliciting donations could eventually affect them as well, the Thundercats and Transformers are considering the introduction of a vote of "No Confidence" in the U.N. Secretary's leadership. More alarmingly, G.I. JOE has apparently entered a state of high alert as they prepare to possibly intervene should the U.N. decide to carpet bomb any more childhood memories.

However, in the United States, anti-war protesters congregated in Washington D.C., San Francisco, and around the Justice League's Hall of Justice. Their message: "No blood for blue." They argue that the U.N.'s actions against the Smurfs were completely justified and legal due to the Security Council's vote authorizing the bombing of Smurf Village nearly a year ago.

That vote --the first carried out since the United States abandoned the U.N.-- was seen as a watershed event and signaled a more aggressive stance for the U.N. in attaining its goals of equality and prosperity among all nations. The vote was carried eight to one. Britain was the only dissenting vote. Many credit the aggressive diplomatic initiatives of China, France, and C.O.B.R.A. for the measure's nearly unanimous passage.

[Noriko Takaya]

--the first carried out since the United States abandoned the U.N.--

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This part of the story really appealed to me!

[VF-18S Hornet]

That made me sad.

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actually I think this thread is rather funny and sad at the same time.

Edited October 13, 2005 by VF-18S Hornet

[JB0]

The Voltron Force is currently running a pledge drive to aid refugees from the recently devastated Smurf Village.

Leader Kieth issued a statement calling the UN's actions "barbaric."

When asked about the possibility of more direct assistance, he pointed out that the large size of the Force's vehicles made that unlikely. "Sadly, we can contribute no direct aid to the defensive effort. Voltron's foot is larger than the entire town. We'd decimate the very people we were trying to protect. "

Perhaps most surprisingly, Voltron Force's long-time enemy, Prince Lotor, is a vocal supporter of the effort, and has already donated five thousand credits to the cause.

"Ordinarily I'd take advantage of the distraction provided by this campaign to unleash another robeast on a defenseless Arus," the prince of Planet Doom stated, "but I cannot ignore the suffering of another blue-skinned character, much less an entire kingdom of them. While he's far too lenient with his peons, Papa Smurf has always been a strong voice for the rights of blue people in the universe, and if I must work with my enemies to fight racial injustice, so be it. Besides, Hagar's on vacation, so I can't make another robeast anyways."

There are rumors that the recent move by the force is not purely motivated by altruism, and that Princess Allura's space mice are close relatives of Baby Smurf.

The mice rapidly dismissed this rumor, stating that "squeesqueesquee! SQUEE!"

[Father Jack]

I'm shocked and saddend that castle greyskull has remained so silent during the smurf's time of crisis

[grss1982]

I'm shocked and saddend that castle greyskull has remained so silent during the smurf's time of crisis 

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It really pisses me off that He-Man and She-Ra have'nt made a statement or even at least denounce the "barbaric" attack on the smurfs.

BTW, were the heck is the Voltes Team? I also have'nt heard anything from them or Camp Big Falcon, regarding said attacks.

[Seven]

The Smurfs are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

[Jemstone]

The Smurfs are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Ah, so that's why the Snorks went misssing..........

[Guest Bromgrev]

I don't know what all the fuss is about, chaps. In the old days, whenever Noddy and his fundamentalist minions caused trouble in the colonies, we'd send over the Raff with a couple of Oxfords or Ansons, drop a few 20-pounders on Toytown, and that'd be the end of it. Of course, the decent thing is to send 'em a letter first, give 'em time to pack up the tea set, don't you know.

Wouldn't do to bomb a fellow's tea set. Not cricket, what?