Sephiroth Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 CNN.com never ceases to amaze me... http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/11...s.ap/index.html Quote
kanata67 Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) that was a really friggin annoying link. All I wanted to see was the smurf commercial... not an american express comercial and a review of the smurf comercial stonerjem might find this offensive ... you did say try Edited October 12, 2005 by kanata67 Quote
bsu legato Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 The little freedom-hating blue bastards had it comming. Quote
Mr March Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I'm sure the commercial would have been worth the watch, but the stupid commentary and annoying presentation just reminds me why I don't get my news from television. Too much bs. If I want all this so-called witty, sensationalized delivery, I'll watch a movie. Quote
Father Jack Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I didn't know that the creepy guy on the hill had the ability to carpet bomb anything. I guess he finally got those little blue freaks. Quote
Radd Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 ...and so began the great Smurf/Snork war of 1408. Quote
Mechamaniac Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) Dude, bombing Smurfs IS the cause. You don't need a reason to bomb Smurfs Oh, and here's the video such as it is... I don't know if it's meant to be this way, but it's mostly still shots. I don't know, the stream could be dicked up too. Half the world is probably downloading this thing. http://ad-rag.com/125113.php Edited October 12, 2005 by Mechamaniac Quote
Zor Primus Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Come on...you all know you've wanted to see the Smurfs get fragged for a long long time...admit it to yourselves. Those little blue bastards had it coming. Quote
JsARCLIGHT Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 A vote is being cast to decide if trade sanctions should be applied to Gargamel as we speak... it is the concensus that that should be enough to keep him from bombing any more Smurfs. Just in case Johan and the King have crafted a very stern letter to Gargamel outlining several bullet points of UN code he as violated and delivers a one-two punch of threatening to possibly at some point in the future perhaps maybee think about starting a committee to investigate the ongoing investigation into allegations of Gargamel's intent to possess weapons of smurf destruction (WSD's). Gargamel's ambasador to the UN, a Mr. Azreal, is quoted as saying "Meeeooooow". Quote
eugimon Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I'm glad to see we're finally taking action against the smurfs. frankly I find their little hats to be offensive. I think the smurfs owe all americans an apology for the death and destruction that their smurfing ways have caused! Quote
Sephiroth Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) A vote is being cast to decide if trade sanctions should be applied to Gargamel as we speak... it is the concensus that that should be enough to keep him from bombing any more Smurfs. Just in case Johan and the King have crafted a very stern letter to Gargamel outlining several bullet points of UN code he as violated and delivers a one-two punch of threatening to possibly at some point in the future perhaps maybee think about starting a committee to investigate the ongoing investigation into allegations of Gargamel's intent to possess weapons of smurf destruction (WSD's).Gargamel's ambasador to the UN, a Mr. Azreal, is quoted as saying "Meeeooooow". 336014[/snapback] Edited October 12, 2005 by Sephiroth Quote
Sephiroth Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 I'm just waiting for someone to photoshop a rouge VF-1A into the picture and blame it on the UN SPACY. War is Smurf! Quote
Roy Focker Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 As the saying goes the only good Smurf is a dead Smurf. I'm glad someone is flying taking action. We all know the Smurf's were a major source of illegal drugs. With their mushroom houses and all. Quote
eugimon Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 As the saying goes the only good Smurf is a dead Smurf. I'm glad someone is flying taking action.We all know the Smurf's were a major source of illegal drugs. With their mushroom houses and all. 336022[/snapback] you know they are using smurfs as a street drug now. I know, I've done the research. Quote
Zor Primus Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) This photograph was snuck out of the village by sole survivor of the massacre, Handy Smurf. According to him the reports on the new ally of Gargamel are true. UN SPACY is now trying to steal Papa Smurf's potions. Edited October 12, 2005 by Zor Primus Quote
GreatMoose Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 This makes my brain hurt. They shoulda been fragged years ago! Nuke evey last one of 'em, you know? Quote
reddsun1 Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 A vote is being cast to decide if trade sanctions should be applied to Gargamel as we speak... it is the concensus that that should be enough to keep him from bombing any more Smurfs. Just in case Johan and the King have crafted a very stern letter to Gargamel outlining several bullet points of UN code he as violated and delivers a one-two punch of threatening to possibly at some point in the future perhaps maybee think about starting a committee to investigate the ongoing investigation into allegations of Gargamel's intent to possess weapons of smurf destruction (WSD's).Gargamel's ambasador to the UN, a Mr. Azreal, is quoted as saying "Meeeooooow". 336014[/snapback] I agree.... Unfortunately, the real story that sparked that bit was angering...just makes me wish there didn't have to be a need for reports like that. The things we do to each other...sad, so sad. Quote
Father Jack Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 A vote is being cast to decide if trade sanctions should be applied to Gargamel as we speak... it is the concensus that that should be enough to keep him from bombing any more Smurfs. Just in case Johan and the King have crafted a very stern letter to Gargamel outlining several bullet points of UN code he as violated and delivers a one-two punch of threatening to possibly at some point in the future perhaps maybee think about starting a committee to investigate the ongoing investigation into allegations of Gargamel's intent to possess weapons of smurf destruction (WSD's).Gargamel's ambasador to the UN, a Mr. Azreal, is quoted as saying "Meeeooooow". 336014[/snapback] This just in Fraggle Rock has joined forces with the Snorks and Gargamel to form what smurf president Papa Smurf is calling the axis of evil A video tape from a representitive of Fraggle Rock Vows death to the surface dwellers and the establishment of a great underground empire. More as it becomes avalable. Quote
1st Border Red Devil Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I'm going to ask the same thing I did at StarDestroyer.net when I saw this: Ok, whats the point? This was run along with images from Africa showing children with hacked off limbs and the like. Is this supposed to be a reminder of Africa being the shithole it is that the UN allowed happen by kicking mercenaries out that had stopped the raping, dismembering a-holes who did this? Is it a statement against the US because of Iraq? Quote
JB0 Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) You know, the VF-1 bombing is a blatant fake. This last photo from an AP photographer on the scene paints a far more disturbing tale. The Federation did it, and is conspiring to blame UN SPACY. The world community hates UN SPACY and will do anything to make them look bad. Edited October 12, 2005 by JB0 Quote
Agent ONE Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 The smurfs were commies and all commies SHOULD die a painfull death. Quote
Twoducks Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I'm going to ask the same thing I did at StarDestroyer.net when I saw this:Ok, whats the point? This was run along with images from Africa showing children with hacked off limbs and the like. Is this supposed to be a reminder of Africa being the shithole it is that the UN allowed happen by kicking mercenaries out that had stopped the raping, dismembering a-holes who did this? Is it a statement against the US because of Iraq? 336039[/snapback] The point is fairly easy to understand if you don’t mind spending 30 seconds reading the CNN article Sephiroth posted along with the image: UNICEF, seeing that people have gotten used to images of third world countries, have tried something different. You don’t expect to see the Smurf village being bombarded while watching TV. People who grew up watching cartoons go “WTF!†and pay attention to the message and, hopefully, donate. No anti-US or whatever conspiracy, just a commercial trying to stand out to get its message across. Quote
Kin Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0" Quote
Agent ONE Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0" 336080[/snapback] Belgium has Van Damme, the inventor of the saxaphone, Browning firearms, the HQ for the EU, Charles Van Depoele inventor of the electric railway, Audrey Hepburn, invented "french" fries, and most importantly created ME! (50%) What the hell has your country done? I guess you have some nice windmills. Quote
bsu legato Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0" 336080[/snapback] There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. Quote
JsARCLIGHT Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. 336093[/snapback] ... and Carnies... small hands. Quote
NERV Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Damn Belgians... they're our neighbouring country...but most of us Dutch people dislike them cause they're kinda like "farm IQ 0" 336080[/snapback] Belgium has Van Damme, the inventor of the saxaphone, Browning firearms, the HQ for the EU, Charles Van Depoele inventor of the electric railway, Audrey Hepburn, invented "french" fries, and most importantly created ME! (50%) What the hell has your country done? I guess you have some nice windmills. 336089[/snapback] The More You Know Quote
Wesker99 Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. 336093[/snapback] ... and Carnies... small hands. 336101[/snapback] Kreeps me out. Oh well, I'm glad the smurfs are dead. I hated that show. Certainly gets peoples attention though. Edited October 12, 2005 by Wesker99 Quote
Mr March Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. 336093[/snapback] ... and Carnies... small hands. 336101[/snapback] smell like cabbage Quote
Jemstone Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Yeah, saw it yesterday. Pretty funny. Still not sure how that's supposed to inspire world peace. Quote
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