CoryHolmes Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 All this talk about Uwe Boll, and hardly anyone noticed this movie already came out. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Rated at 2% So does this mean we won't get an Areaseven New Release review?
myk Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Ok, ok, here's my excuse: the girl and I had just gotten out of a work meeting with some hours to kill, and we figured on seeing a movie. I had never even heard of Boll's latest, or that he had anything to do with it. Heck, I didn't even know that Jason Statham was in it. We picked this movie for the hell of it, and it was the biggest mistake of my life, so there...
eugimon Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Ok, ok, here's my excuse: the girl and I had just gotten out of a work meeting with some hours to kill, and we figured on seeing a movie. I had never even heard of Boll's latest, or that he had anything to do with it. Heck, I didn't even know that Jason Statham was in it. We picked this movie for the hell of it, and it was the biggest mistake of my life, so there... there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized.
bsu legato Posted April 9, 2008 Author Posted April 9, 2008 there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized. But it has to be one of those mildly condescending ones. The kind that implies that it's actually your own fault that XYZ happened, because you weren't careful or didn't take the time to educate yourself on the risks.
areaseven Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 So does this mean we won't get an Areaseven New Release review? Hell no. I am not touching an Uwe Boll film with a 10-foot pole. I'll watch Battlefield Earth before even going to an Uwe Boll film.
eugimon Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 But it has to be one of those mildly condescending ones. The kind that implies that it's actually your own fault that XYZ happened, because you weren't careful or didn't take the time to educate yourself on the risks. like when the stewerdess on the plane tells you that you can change seats if you think you can't open a door?
myk Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 there should be public uwe boll warnings (like hurricane and tsunami and other natural disaster warnings) to proctect innocent people like you from being victimized. Seeeeriously. That experience cost me much sanity and pride, not to mention that the g/f broke up with me just months after In the name of the King. I wonder....
CoryHolmes Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 Hell no. I am not touching an Uwe Boll film with a 10-foot pole. I'll watch Battlefield Earth before even going to an Uwe Boll film. Coward
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