Star Wars Revelations

[Noriko Takaya]

I ran a search to find out if anyone has talked about this before, and didn't find anything about it. Seeing as how Episode III will be released later this year, I found it quite odd to find out that another Star Wars film is being released on April 16, 2005 in Baltimore, Maryland. And by fanboys at that! I wish I had found out about this earlier, because I would have reserved tickets to see it. I live 30 minutes away from this theatre. Anyways, there is a movie poster for it HERE and you can download a trailer for it HERE. And considering what the acting has been like in The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, this looks to be more promising than either of those films

[Ladic]

interesting.

[bsu legato]

Oh boy...fan fiction.

[Agent ONE]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL. Just drop it.

[eugimon]

not true not true A1!!!

R2D2 was quite convincing.

[Hurin]

LOL! It looks like it's full of out-of-work porn actors!

That being said, the production values look pretty high. . . the guy with the obviously yellow-ed scout trooper helmet aside.

A1, how can you say that about Harrison Ford!?!

[That NOS Guy]

LOL! It looks like it's full of out-of-work porn actors!

That being said, the production values look pretty high. . . the guy with the obviously yellow-ed scout trooper helmet aside.

A1, how can you say that about Harrison Ford!?!

Because for all his gusto A1 still can't formulate an opinion without a certain Austrian.

-NOS

I stab at thee!

[Agent ONE]

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A1, how can you say that about Harrison Ford!?!

Riiiiiiiiight. The better question is how could I say that about Mark Hammil.

[Noriko Takaya]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL.  Just drop it.

Vulgar message deleted because Noriko does not want to start controversy. I am not a fanboy. Just stick to the topic.

Edited February 24, 2005 by Noriko Takaya

[bsu legato]

A1, how can you say that about Harrison Ford!?!

Easy. It's a film called Return of the Jedi.

[Agent ONE]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL.  Just drop it.

Vulgar message deleted because Noriko does not want to start controversy. I am not a fanboy. Just stick to the topic.

Ah... Editing the post... Can't stand by your word eh!!??? Thats pretty spineless. Why don't you try to regain my respect by just saying what you think? I'd hate to get IMs from members laughing about how you are a little girlie man who can't stand by his little girlie words.

[imode]

Hey, anyone have a screwdriver or something so I can GOUGE OUT MY EYEBALLS?!

[Californium]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL. Just drop it.

Translation: "Though your apricot jam is a worthy topping for your toast, you did not spread it evenly over the entire slice. Therefore, you suck. I'm going to go hug my schwartz."

[Sarensaas]

It better have a pretty quick theater run to stay clear of the Lucas C&D Stormtroopers, unless it has Emperor George's blessing.

[EXO]

LOL! It looks like it's full of out-of-work porn actors!

exactly what I was thinking.... porn actors that don't have sex... CG stuff is cool though.

[That NOS Guy]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL.  Just drop it.

Vulgar message deleted because Noriko does not want to start controversy. I am not a fanboy. Just stick to the topic.

Ah... Editing the post... Can't stand by your word eh!!??? Thats pretty spineless. Why don't you try to regain my respect by just saying what you think? I'd hate to get IMs from members laughing about how you are a little girlie man who can't stand by his little girlie words.

Are you going to threaten to beat him up now or have we passed that cliche?

[Agent ONE]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL.  Just drop it.

Vulgar message deleted because Noriko does not want to start controversy. I am not a fanboy. Just stick to the topic.

Ah... Editing the post... Can't stand by your word eh!!??? Thats pretty spineless. Why don't you try to regain my respect by just saying what you think? I'd hate to get IMs from members laughing about how you are a little girlie man who can't stand by his little girlie words.

Are you going to threaten to beat him up now or have we passed that cliche?

I have never threatened to beat anyone up, I don't need to. My greatness has never been in question. I offered to box someone in a sanctioned boxing gym once. Thats just sport though.

[Godzilla]

I cant believe that A1 hasnt said it.

No Arnold = not a good movie.

CG isnt bad but the actors are not good. The chicks need some serious help.

[That NOS Guy]

I have never threatened to beat anyone up, I don't need to. My greatness has never been in question. I offered to box someone in a sanctioned boxing gym once. Thats just sport though.

Careful now, saying "my muscles are bigger then yours" is a veiled threat and we all know it. My pastor always said pride cometh before fall, maybe it's a message that you should I dunno, quit while your ahead.

[Agent ONE]

I have never threatened to beat anyone up, I don't need to.  My greatness has never been in question.  I offered to box someone in a sanctioned boxing gym once.  Thats just sport though.

Careful now, saying "my muscles are bigger then yours" is a veiled threat and we all know it. My pastor always said pride cometh before fall, maybe it's a message that you should I dunno, quit while your ahead.

My words are to inspire... Not threaten.

Every time you read my posts its like a shaft of light comming from Valhalla to iluminate your future.

[Agent ONE]

I cant believe that A1 hasnt said it.

No Arnold = not a good movie.

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LOL. I don't even need to say that here.

[That NOS Guy]

Every time you read my posts its like a shaft of light comming from Valhalla to iluminate your future.

I'll keep that in mind next time I'm looking at Oscar winners.

[Chewie]

Wow.

There's 2 minutes of my life I can NEVER have back.

Only thing good about that trailer was that it ended.

[Godzilla]

I cant believe that A1 hasnt said it.

No Arnold = not a good movie. 

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LOL. I don't even need to say that here.

Yeah it was pretty bad.

[Noriko Takaya]

Ah... Editing the post... Can't stand by your word eh!!??? Thats pretty spineless. Why don't you try to regain my respect by just saying what you think? I'd hate to get IMs from members laughing about how you are a little girlie man who can't stand by his little girlie words.

I did that to be facetious. I never intended to add anything. I had to edit the message because I forgot to add that I am not a fanboy. And, as a former Marine, I find your insults refrring to me as a girlie man insulting to say the least. Please apologize.

[Agent ONE]

Ah... Editing the post... Can't stand by your word eh!!???  Thats pretty spineless.  Why don't you try to regain my respect by just saying what you think?  I'd hate to get IMs from members laughing about how you are a little girlie man who can't stand by his little girlie words.

I did that to be facetious. I never intended to add anything. I had to edit the message because I forgot to add that I am not a fanboy. And, as a former Marine, I find your insults refrring to me as a girlie man insulting to say the least. Please apologize.

I am sorry you are such a girlie man.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

I actually forgot about your military service, it makes you a better man than me. The ONLY regret I have in life is not doing that.

I have issue with the edit feature... I don't think we should have it on this board because people insult then take it back. I also have issue with people beating up in the prequels, I have always felt they are to par with the rest of SW.

[Zentrandude]

wow this is one of the wierdest threads I read in awhile. while the title says star wars the content is porn starts and girly marines.

Btw once in a great while you do see one of those "girly marines" don't ask don't tell

[Max Jenius]

Those chicks look gross.

[the white drew carey]

That hurt to watch.

If you feel that the acting in eps I and II are that terrible, at least you have to admit that it's "good" terrible. This acting is poo with some neat-o video agme-grade special effect thrown in.

[Noriko Takaya]

I have issue with the edit feature... I don't think we should have it on this board because people insult then take it back. I also have issue with people beating up in the prequels, I have always felt they are to par with the rest of SW.

Hey, no problem. I actually like the prequels in my own sick way, but the problem I have with the acting is that they hired people (Neeson, MacGregor, Portman, etc...) who in the past acted superbly in past projects, but act so wooden and lost in these films. As for the acting in the fanboy picture, yeah, it is pretty atrocious, but I would have gone to see it because they are showing it free. Other than that, I wouldn't have wasted my time. And Max is right, those two hags, especially the evil one, are plain ugly.

[Agent ONE]

I have issue with the edit feature... I don't think we should have it on this board because people insult then take it back.  I also have issue with people beating up in the prequels, I have always felt they are to par with the rest of SW.

Hey, no problem. I actually like the prequels in my own sick way, but the problem I have with the acting is that they hired people (Neeson, MacGregor, Portman, etc...) who in the past acted superbly in past projects, but act so wooden and lost in these films. As for the acting in the fanboy picture, yeah, it is pretty atrocious, but I would have gone to see it because they are showing it free. Other than that, I wouldn't have wasted my time. And Max is right, those two hags, especially the evil one, are plain ugly.

I think they were going for some kind of female darth vader, which is just lame, but on top of that she was fat and ugly. Just not believeable at all.

So you think the prequel actors were kind of wooden?! Kinda, but I think thats the fault of the story. I mean it has to give the viewer a feel of these small events having a universal impact. I think that may overshadow any poetntial good acting.

[yellowlightman]

So you think the prequel actors were kind of wooden?! Kinda, but I think thats the fault of the story. I mean it has to give the viewer a feel of these small events having a universal impact. I think that may overshadow any poetntial good acting.

I think it has more to do with the script, Lucas apparently can't write a decent script to save his life. Not to mention, the romance scenes bewteen Anakin and Amidala in EpII proved that Lucas has no comprehension on how people actually interact with each other.

The trailer was technically impressive, but the acting sucked and it looks like a boring movie. I've recently figured out that fan movies are just dumb, especialyl full-length ones. You go to all this effort, but you still end up with a derivative work you can't really call your own because it's based on somebody else's creation.

If people have this much skill and resources, they'd be better spent creating their own original works rather than trying to make their own stupid Star Wars movie.

[Max Jenius]

I am so sick of fanboys bitching about bad acting in EP1 and EP2... None of the existing 5 had any good acting.. AT ALL. Just drop it.

[Jolly Rogers]

I think they were going for some kind of female darth vader, which is just lame, but on top of that she was fat and ugly. Just not believeable at all.

So fat and ugly don't mix with being evil?

[Max Jenius]

I think they were going for some kind of female darth vader, which is just lame, but on top of that she was fat and ugly.  Just not believeable at all.

So fat and ugly don't mix with being evil?

Fat people are jolly.