Montarvillois Posted February 3, 2005 Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) Since I've started being attracted to colecting toys (mostly japanese) I've had some serious eye sores. I think it is now time to reveal your all time favorite dumbest looking toys. May I start the thread by submitting my very own dumbass toys: The mermaid & Nether gundam My guess is these are both psychological warfare gundams, made and designed to make the opponent laugh so hard they just die. The other explanation I could find is maybe that the "fish" gundam sits in front to the "fan" gundam and the fish smell is blown upon a village killing everyone instantly but then, then the "'fish" gundam needs to hide real quick because of all the cats that may be attracted and would get sucked down it's turbines... Edited February 6, 2005 by Montarvillois Quote
bsu legato Posted February 3, 2005 Posted February 3, 2005 No need to submit any more toys. Montarvilois wins, hands down. effin' G Gundam..... Quote
areaseven Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Oh yeah? How about the Toro (Matador) Gundam and Mandor (Mandala) Gundam? Quote
Montarvillois Posted February 4, 2005 Author Posted February 4, 2005 Oh yeah? How about the Toro (Matador) Gundam and Mandor (Mandala) Gundam? Yeah these are nasty... LOL Quote
Kin Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 lol I saw that fishy gundam in Hobby Japan... it's so hilarious! Quote
zeo-mare Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 This? i have to agree with you on that on that is the worst toy i think i have ever seen. Quote
areaseven Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 This? i have to agree with you on that on that is the worst toy i think i have ever seen. As bad as that looks, it doesn't compare to this. Quote
Majestic Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 I can't believe they actually made toys out of those gundams. We get a "Nethergundam", but no YF-19FP....there is no justice in this world. Quote
do not disturb Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 damn, i can't find the pic now but they were all over ebay a little while back. those cheesey motorcycles that TF into a robot but it didn't look like a robot, more like a gobot reject. Quote
zeo-mare Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Lol i have seen those, try the completed auctions you may find pics there. Quote
Agent ONE Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 The one on the right. VF with a face... The lamest thing ever!!!! Quote
Montarvillois Posted February 4, 2005 Author Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) To me, and for those old enough to remember. The dumbest toy ever is the "Hugo, the man of a thousand faces" toy. At 8 years old, I actualy menaced leaving the house if my parents that if they'd buy it for me. Fcuk that toy is sick... still have nightmare about it. LOL ! Edited February 4, 2005 by Montarvillois Quote
Ed.Coli Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 "Easily changed disguises fit YOU and your puppet?!" Did they actually expect kids to smear that crap on their faces?! Quote
Solscud007 Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 The one on the right. VF with a face... The lamest thing ever!!!! got pics of the face? Quote
Godzilla Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 This? i have to agree with you on that on that is the worst toy i think i have ever seen. As bad as that looks, it doesn't compare to this. I dont think the MPCs were that bad. Quote
Graham Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Pretty much the robot mode of every Transformer (vehicle mode is generally ok). Masterpeice Optimus is excluded as even I admit it was a well designed nice looking toy. (Ducks and runs for cover to avoid the thrown rocks and lynch mob of angry tranny fans). Oh and those bloody stupid looking (IMO) Sentai robot toys as well. Um......and any combining robot which has Trains for shoulders. But overall, I have to agree with Montravillois that those G-Gundam toys are probably the all time dumbest looking mecha toys ever. Graham Quote
promethuem5 Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Why you rotten bastard!!! *throws something large and heavy at Graham the crap pounder* I hope you die! WTF is wrong with you??? Sorry, I'm gonna go clutch my minit condition G1 Metroplex now..... Quote
F360° Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 well I can live with the The mermaid but the Nether gundam has got to be the dumbest. Quote
Noriko Takaya Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 To me, and for those old enough to remember. The dumbest toy ever is the "Hugo, the man of a thousand faces" toy. At 8 years old, I actualy menaced leaving the house if my parents that if they'd buy it for me. Fcuk that toy is sick... still have nightmare about it. LOL ! Oh SHEE-IT! My brother had one of those! Jeezus, it was the freakiest thing ever. My brother never played with it because it scared the crap out of him. My mom ended up dumping it off at a Goodwill station or something if I remember right... Quote
eriku Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 To me, and for those old enough to remember. The dumbest toy ever is the "Hugo, the man of a thousand faces" toy. At 8 years old, I actualy menaced leaving the house if my parents that if they'd buy it for me. Fcuk that toy is sick... still have nightmare about it. LOL ! Oh....I....Man. I just wish I had never, ever seen that thing. Ever. Quote
Knight26 Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Hey man for 1/100 scale it was pretty nice, too bad we may never get them. Quote
JB0 Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 The one on the right. VF with a face... The lamest thing ever!!!! got pics of the face? You're missing the point. It's just Agent ONE's usual Mac7 bashing. Quote
striderhiryu Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 Pretty much the robot mode of every Transformer (vehicle mode is generally ok). Masterpeice Optimus is excluded as even I admit it was a well designed nice looking toy.(Ducks and runs for cover to avoid the thrown rocks and lynch mob of angry tranny fans). Oh and those bloody stupid looking (IMO) Sentai robot toys as well. Um......and any combining robot which has Trains for shoulders. But overall, I have to agree with Montravillois that those G-Gundam toys are probably the all time dumbest looking mecha toys ever. Graham i agree with graham. (throws smoke bomb and dissapear with maniacal laughter) Quote
Hubert Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 hey graham i disagree for some points - transformers g1 are all very cool, after it's another story ... toy that can be both robot and vehicule cannot be DUMB i think - sentai robot are great when it's with vehicules , but with dinosaurs ... i agree - "Um......and any combining robot which has Trains for shoulders." .... I ve only one thing to say "GAGAGA GAGAGA GAGAGAGA Gao gai gar" I remember a "toy" that where like green slime it was supposed to be disgusting :/ it cant be dumbest looking. if someone remembers ... there s also hippoglouton Quote
mechaninac Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 (edited) (Ducks and runs for cover to avoid the thrown rocks and lynch mob of angry tranny fans). Damn Graham, that's just cold. I don't like transformers either, and think they are beyond silly, but even I would not call people who like transformers TRANNY fans...it's not like the robots have extra appendages or anything. My vote for dumbest toy...cabbage patch kids! Edited February 4, 2005 by mechaninac Quote
Agent ONE Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 The one on the right. VF with a face... The lamest thing ever!!!! got pics of the face? You're missing the point. It's just Agent ONE's usual Mac7 bashing. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Yeah sorta. The entire thing does look stupid though. I am not much of a toy buyer so it really is the lamest thing I have ever seen. Quote
JB0 Posted February 4, 2005 Posted February 4, 2005 hey graham i disagree for some points- transformers g1 are all very cool, after it's another story ... toy that can be both robot and vehicule cannot be DUMB i think I have to disagree, actually. A lot of the early transformers really sucked. The miniature ones like Bumblebee especially. But even the larger ones sometimes... Have you ever LOOKED at Hound? On the other hand, Soundwave, Shockwave, Blaster... there's a lot of good ones too. Though I do find it odd that Graham exempted Masterpiece Prime, but not Jetfire. Quote
Hubert Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 even the little transformers are good toy, there are little , you can transform then very fast... and about hound, if it's ugly it doesnt mean dumb for me. if you can see there are a head, arms and legs (with a gap between legs ) in the robot mode and the vehicule mode looks like a vehicule then it s ok for me to not be the dumbest. yes some early transformers were really dumbed , like blaster, perceptor ... who cares to play with such thing ? i prefer to have cars, trucks, planes ... ( it may have a sense in the anime, but as a toy I doubt ) would you buy a binaltech mp3 player ? When a transforming mecha toys transforms into something without sense ( crossover between gundam and don quichotte, ... ) it sure looks dumb. Quote
Kin Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 (edited) whahah HEHEHEH!!! YEAH!! Ugly tailfins... like your asking a 6 year old to draw one. Wow a patlabor head. And it needs a little more workout on those arms. Ugly useless rounded bars on the body shield and tailfins. YUK Edited February 5, 2005 by Kin Quote
Retracting Head Ter Ter Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 I've said it before on these forums... Paint a brick like a bus on 3 sides, paint a 2-d robot body and face on the 4th side. Viola! Instant Transformer! (ok ok the real Transformers add in gimmicks like opening the 'door's to become the arms in robot mode, and maybe the back end of the 'bus' can have like 1 degree of movement in 'robot' mode to simulate 'legs' but you get the idea.) Quote
Jemstone Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 I think I've missed the point of this thread? Is is dumbest looking or ugliest lookign toy? Cuz I cane name quite a efw in both categories. Quote
JB0 Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 yes some early transformers were really dumbed , like blaster, perceptor ... who cares to play with such thing ? Me. I thought Perceptor was cool. I R GEEK! But many people liked Soundwave and Blaster. Heck, Soundwave is one of the more popular 'bots. would you buy a binaltech mp3 player ? Maybe. If it worked, definitely. Quote
F360° Posted February 5, 2005 Posted February 5, 2005 how i miss my Soundwave. I traded with some kid way back in elementary for his Blaster. I been regretting ever since. Quote
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