Chuey Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 A series of ad campaigns involving celebreties for Target. I guess here is a good reason for Darth Vader's heavy breathing. To check out a preview, you can check out this Quicktime file here. Quote
Wes Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 Thanks, I was wondering where that image was from. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, expiotation. Quote
GreenGuy42 Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 LMFAO.... Well, seems like Padme has some healthy competition. Quote
lt.actionjackson Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 That was great...now I wonder how many posts it'll take before someone's childhood will be raped. Quote
zeo-mare Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 my childhood has been raped by george lucas again, damn you george stop selling these characters out already Quote
mcpaz Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 hehe... Vader is the MASTER!!!! More, please, more!! Quote
Godzilla Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 That was too funny. Is it me or has Hiedi got even hotter? Quote
zeo-mare Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 That was too funny. Is it me or has Hiedi got even hotter? no, it is not just you, yeah she is quite beautiful Quote
Southpaw Samurai Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 You gotta admit, though...if your childhood is going to be raped, having Heidi there makes it a bit more pleasant. Besides, this is hardly raping anyone's childhood since the Star Wars characters have been whored out commerically since their inception. I think my all time favorite, though, still has to be the Darth Vader vs. Energizer Bunny from around the Special Edition days... Quote
Majestic Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 Comedy Gold. I like the "Lord Vader" placard. IMO, since Episode I & II were such jokes, why not farm out the series for more hilarity! If only we could get the Christmas special on DVD... Quote
BoBe-Patt Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 ahhhahahahah!!! that's hella funny!! Quote
Blaine23 Posted November 11, 2004 Posted November 11, 2004 Vader is behind Target... this explains so very much... Quote
do not disturb Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 what is thy bidding.....my heidi. Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 (edited) Obiwan to Luke: "Vader was seduced by the Blonde Side of the Force." Edited November 12, 2004 by Jolly Rogers Quote
Max Jenius Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 You gotta admit, though...if your childhood is going to be raped, having Heidi there makes it a bit more pleasant. Besides, this is hardly raping anyone's childhood since the Star Wars characters have been whored out commerically since their inception. I think my all time favorite, though, still has to be the Darth Vader vs. Energizer Bunny from around the Special Edition days... When those batteries fell out of the lightsabre, in my mind I was like "I KNEW IT!" They've prolly got a flashlight function too... Quote
Zentrandude Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 heidi looks a the guy in the vader suit and says is that a lightsaber in your pocket or you just happy to see me. 1 second later vader's head explodes. Quote
Knight26 Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Vader mus tbe thinking, "Thank God I ditched that little skank on Naboo, now to use the dark side to get me this hotty." Quote
lt.actionjackson Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 It's obvious that Vader's next move is an old jedi mind trick:"I AM the man you're looking for..." Quote
Chuey Posted November 12, 2004 Author Posted November 12, 2004 Trust me, this not the first time and it will not be the last time that the Dark Lord of the Sith serves corporate marketing. Energizer Bunny Ad Star Wars Special Edition Pepsi Ad Quote
Godzilla Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Vader mus tbe thinking, "Thank God I ditched that little skank on Naboo, now to use the dark side to get me this hotty." Hey now. She is hot too. Though I dunno who to choose but in this case Hiedi is just edging up Natalie because she is aging better. Now if they both in my bed, my life just became complete. Quote
Knight26 Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. Quote
peter Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. I wouldn't kick her out of bed Quote
Duke Togo Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. I wouldn't kick her out of bed I would, she has an attitude problem. Quote
do not disturb Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. I wouldn't kick her out of bed I would, she has an attitude problem. thats why you pacify her with your.......... i'd stack the 2 of them together and make me a skank sandwich...yum! Quote
Godzilla Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. I wouldn't kick her out of bed I would, she has an attitude problem. Really? Since when did she have an attitude? Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Portman is an anorexis little skank. I wouldn't kick her out of bed I would, she has an attitude problem. To quote Agent ONE: Quote
Knight26 Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Yeah but Agent One would hit anything with an open orifice, lol. Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted November 12, 2004 Posted November 12, 2004 Yeah but Agent One would hit anything with an open orifice, lol. Do door knobs qualify? I can't wait for people to crack Verizon DSL jokes once Ep 3 plays in theaters... Quote
Knight26 Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 Yeah but Agent One would hit anything with an open orifice, lol. Do door knobs qualify? I can't wait for people to crack Verizon DSL jokes once Ep 3 plays in theaters... huh? Quote
Agent ONE Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 Yeah but Agent One would hit anything with an open orifice, lol. Haha. That would usually be true but I never get to the chicks that aren't so hot... The line of hot ones stays full. Quote
Jolly Rogers Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 Yeah but Agent One would hit anything with an open orifice, lol. Do door knobs qualify? I can't wait for people to crack Verizon DSL jokes once Ep 3 plays in theaters... huh? The local TV stations have Verizon's DSL promo on heavy rotation, it stars James Earl Jones in a cheesy infomercial-like pitch. I am sick of watching it and always recite Darth Vader lines when his mouth opens to pitch Verizon DSL. Quote
Knight26 Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 Heidi Klum is like a fine wine, she is getting so much better with age. Quote
kensei Posted November 13, 2004 Posted November 13, 2004 Heidi Klum is like a fine wine, she is getting so much better with age. Well said well said. Quote
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