Agent ONE Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) I have spend the last few years developing a machine that increases tissue density in the body.. Muscular, tendon, ligament, and bone. As a result of this most of you (and women our age) will never have to worry about Osteoporosis. bioDensity.com I figure some of you will be interested. This thing will make you superhuman strong. I have a licensing deal and am producing 1000 units in China right now. Edited August 15, 2008 by Agent ONE Quote
EXO Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Scientists say they're closer to invisibility material How close? No idea... 2 feet... 3 feet...? Quote
Roy Focker Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 You changed the site? I demand at least the return of that music. Quote
Agent ONE Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 You changed the site? I demand at least the return of that music. The old site was sexy because I didn't have the clinical data. Now I do, and the results are steering the product to a purely medical direction. I mean Osteoporosis is a $60 billion industry, with no non-drug solution other than bioDensity. Quote
Duke Togo Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 The old site was sexy because I didn't have the clinical data. Now I do, and the results are steering the product to a purely medical direction. I mean Osteoporosis is a $60 billion industry, with no non-drug solution other than bioDensity. See, I would have assumed that sentence would have ended something like, "with no non-drug solution other than ME!" Quote
badboy00z Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 So all you're doing is pushing against an immovable object and that would make you stronger? Quote
Roy Focker Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 So with your machine little old ladies will build stronger bones and muscles? Excellent now we rock a bunch of little old ladies without breaking them. Quote
Knight26 Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Looking good A1, glad that the business is up and running well. And dude did you shave it off or did it fall out? Quote
Roy Focker Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 Looking good A1, glad that the business is up and running well. And dude did you shave it off or did it fall out? Side effect of using his machine. Quote
Agent ONE Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 So all you're doing is pushing against an immovable object and that would make you stronger? Yes, isometrics, but in a calculated range (You have to look at the cellular mechanics of a movement and determine maximum efficiencies... There actually is some movement, but not much.. Like my leg press is around 3 inches, but I contract against around 3000lbs for 10 seconds. Quote
Agent ONE Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 Looking good A1, glad that the business is up and running well. And dude did you shave it off or did it fall out? It started getting thin 5 years ago, I wanted to see what my head would look like if I did shave it, tried it and I like it. Girls like it too, which I never would have thought. I think it fits my personality better anyway. My secretary tells me before I looked like a country club jerk, she thinks I look more down to earth now. Quote
Duke Togo Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 It started getting thin 5 years ago, I wanted to see what my head would look like if I did shave it, tried it and I like it. Girls like it too, which I never would have thought. *cough cough* Quote
Agent ONE Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 *cough cough* Oh yes, DT gave me the idea. For this I owe him the left foot of a cuban hooker. I was planning on getting this to him about a year ago, but this has been more of a challenge to find than I thought. Quote
Duke Togo Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 Oh yes, DT gave me the idea. For this I owe him the left foot of a cuban hooker. I was planning on getting this to him about a year ago, but this has been more of a challenge to find than I thought. I told you, Cuban hookers don't have left feet! Quote
Mechinyun Posted August 23, 2008 Posted August 23, 2008 This is just super cool Mars Webcam! http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastro...bcam-goes-live/ Quote
wolfx Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Hmmm....has 3rd impact happened? Are we in an alternate dimension? Oh Large Hadron Collider activated..... Quote
JB0 Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Hmmm....has 3rd impact happened? Are we in an alternate dimension? Oh Large Hadron Collider activated..... We have a brief reprieve. This was just a test firing. The partical collisions don't start until October 21st. THEN we get sucked into black holes, converted to strange matter, and utterly annihilated by a "vacuum metastability event" all at once. At least a VME will propagate close to the speed of light. We'll be dead before we know anything happened. On the downside, for anyone that isn't us... it'll take the entire universe out. I pity the poor fools on the far side that will see it coming and be unable to stop it! Quote
Gui Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Call Gordon Freeman: some job needs to be done on Xen. Now. Quote
bsu legato Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 We have a brief reprieve. This was just a test firing. The partical collisions don't start until October 21st. THEN we get sucked into black holes, converted to strange matter, and utterly annihilated by a "vacuum metastability event" all at once. I know what song I'm going to have on "repeat" all day on the 21st... Quote
dizman Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 I say if the universe is gonna end it might as well be us who do it! Keep your crowbars handy kids. Quote
bsu legato Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Damn it, the world has to end just when scientists have discovered the "Simpsons" brain cell?! http://tvguide.sympatico.msn.ca/TVNews/Art...s_brain_cell_AD Quote
wolfx Posted September 11, 2008 Posted September 11, 2008 Call Gordon Freeman: some job needs to be done on Xen. Now. Quote
Morpheus Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Huh, so who will be responsible for Armageddon in 2012? HLC firing mishap? Arrival of Nibiru? Quote
sharky Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 (edited) I told you, Cuban hookers don't have left feet! WTF! I was thinking 'hmmm, let me check out that Science and Technology thread for a change of pace.' So, I click on the direct link to page 21 and this is the first post I read. Edited October 16, 2008 by sharky Quote
azrael Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Leaving this here in case anybody missed it. Harnessing The Power Of The Brain; Scott Pelley Reports How Brain Computer Interface May Help The Paralyzed In The Future Soon, we will have our EXO-Squad... Quote
bsu legato Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 A team of scientists will use a World War II-era plane to explore one of the last uncharted regions of Earth, in hopes of learning more about climate change. Now...why oh why does this sound disturbingly familiar...? Oh yeah! The higher sky, as we crossed the range, was surely vaporous and disturbed enough; and although I did not see the zenith, I can well imagine that its swirls of ice dust may have taken strange forms. Imagination, knowing how vividly distant scenes can sometimes be reflected, refracted, and magnified by such layers of restless cloud, might easily have supplied the rest—and, of course, Danforth did not hint any of these specific horrors till after his memory had had a chance to draw on his bygone reading. He could never have seen so much in one instantaneous glance. At the time, his shrieks were confined to the repetition of a single, mad word of all too obvious source: "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" Greaaat....so now I have to worry about Shoggoth protection? Quote
bsu legato Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 Scientists hope to clone extinct species Oh sure, they'll start off with some mice, then work their way up to a cute and cuddly woolly mammoth...but how long until some genius decides to clone a Velociraptor. You know..."just to see if they could do it." Quote
Morpheus Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 Scientists hope to clone extinct species Oh sure, they'll start off with some mice, then work their way up to a cute and cuddly woolly mammoth...but how long until some genius decides to clone a Velociraptor. You know..."just to see if they could do it." All I know they are attempting to clone the Tazmanian tiger/devil/whatever it is and the bald eagle, I doubt the scientist will get enough funding for their own "Jurassic park". If they want to clone something extreme, let them try cloning Chuck Norris, Armageddon will come when this happen. Quote
badboy00z Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) The world will implode because the awesomeness of 2 Chuck Norris' can't be contained. Aren't scientists already trying to genetically produce dinosaurs? Edited November 5, 2008 by badboy00z Quote
Gui Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 I heard things of this sort, yes, but it was 7 or 8 years ago, something like that, and no more info since... Quote
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