McKlown Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 (edited) I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. Edited November 2, 2004 by McKlown
Agent ONE Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real.
CoryHolmes Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real. What about a pinned thread dedicated to "Muscles of A1, yours in thirty days!", complete with detailed how-tos, materials list, and surgeon general's warning?
Wes Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real. Yet your spelling is not?
Hurin Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 (edited) Setting: The Oval Office. September, 2010. National Security Advisor: Sir, in the last 72 hours, we've lost all contact with the Enterprise Carrier Group. The Reagan task force is now steaming away from the area and report only 30% combat readiness. Casualties in both task forces are reported as severe. The Enterprise is reported sunk with nearly all hands. President: Have the Chinese responded to our demands? NSA: No sir. They claim that their invasion of Taiwain represents their sovereign right to "re-unify" their nation. There has been no other movement on the diplomatic front. President: Why are our carrier task forces being mauled so badly? NSA: Well, sir. They know where our naval forces are at all times. Their satellite surveillance blankets the entire northeastern Pacific. We can't get even a fishing boat anywhere near Taiwan before it is inundated with anti-ship missiles. President: Can't we do anything about their satellites? NSA: No sir. President: Can't we destroy them? NSA: No sir. President: Than can't we just jam them? NSA: No sir. President: (indignant) Why the hell not? NSA: Because space belongs to everyone, sir. Space is meant for peace, not war. President: You're fired. Edited November 2, 2004 by Hurin
Agent ONE Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real. What about a pinned thread dedicated to "Muscles of A1, yours in thirty days!", complete with detailed how-tos, materials list, and surgeon general's warning? Actually that would be fun.
Agent ONE Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 Setting: The Oval Office. September, 2010.National Security Advisor: Sir, in the last 72 hours, we've lost all contact with the Enterprise Carrier Group. The Reagan task force is now steaming away from the area and report only 30% combat readiness. Casualties in both task forces are reported as severe. The Enterprise is reported sunk with nearly all hands. President: Have the Chinese responded to our demands? NSA: No sir. They claim that their invasion of Taiwain represents their sovereign right to "re-unify" their nation. There has been no other movement on the diplomatic front. President: Why are our carrier task forces being mauled so badly? NSA: Well, sir. They know where our naval forces are at all times. Their satellite surveillance blankets the entire northeastern Pacific. We can't get even a fishing boat anywhere near Taiwan before it is inundated with anti-ship missiles. President: Can't we do anything about their satellites? NSA: No sir. President: Can't we destroy them? NSA: No sir. President: Than can't we just jam them? NSA: No sir. President: (indignant) Why the hell not? NSA: Because space belongs to everyone, sir. Space is meant for peace, not war. President: You're fired. HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Briliant man.
CoryHolmes Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real. What about a pinned thread dedicated to "Muscles of A1, yours in thirty days!", complete with detailed how-tos, materials list, and surgeon general's warning? Actually that would be fun. The WM Cheng of FitnessWorld? A place where Lying Fitness Purists gather to reap the rewards bestowed upon them by the god-like A1? Where the Muscly Floating Head espouts ego and information in equal kind?
Agent ONE Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 I still say we could use a couple of SOL cannons up there.I once again vote in favor of the super science thread. Pinned. Really? I have always been in favor of a pinned thread dedicated to my muscles. Didn't your doctor ever tell you to keep pins away from those implants? The last thing we need is you leaking all over the forums. It IS hard to bleieve that I am THIS perfect. But its real. What about a pinned thread dedicated to "Muscles of A1, yours in thirty days!", complete with detailed how-tos, materials list, and surgeon general's warning? Actually that would be fun. The WM Cheng of FitnessWorld? A place where Lying Fitness Purists gather to reap the rewards bestowed upon them by the god-like A1? Where the Muscly Floating Head espouts ego and information in equal kind? Ah if only Shawn would go for it...
Zentrandude Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 and you too in 20 years can exchange all that muscle for a flabby and saggy body. 6 pack? no sir you will get a big ole tire wrapped around your body. No time back in your hey day with your musclar body, now you have plenty of time as you watch your body decompose right before your eyes. hair, heck no all the years of taking protein shakes and vitamins has turn your full body hair into a fuzz that only a flea can notice.
Nied Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 (edited) Setting: The Oval Office. September, 2010.National Security Advisor: Sir, in the last 72 hours, we've lost all contact with the Enterprise Carrier Group. The Reagan task force is now steaming away from the area and report only 30% combat readiness. Casualties in both task forces are reported as severe. The Enterprise is reported sunk with nearly all hands. President: Have the Chinese responded to our demands? NSA: No sir. They claim that their invasion of Taiwain represents their sovereign right to "re-unify" their nation. There has been no other movement on the diplomatic front. President: Why are our carrier task forces being mauled so badly? NSA: Well, sir. They know where our naval forces are at all times. Their satellite surveillance blankets the entire northeastern Pacific. We can't get even a fishing boat anywhere near Taiwan before it is inundated with anti-ship missiles. President: Can't we do anything about their satellites? NSA: No sir. President: Can't we destroy them? NSA: No sir. President: Than can't we just jam them? NSA: No sir. President: (indignant) Why the hell not? NSA: Because space belongs to everyone, sir. Space is meant for peace, not war. President: You're fired. Or the alternative would be this: National Security Advisor: Sir in the last 72 hours we've lost all contact with our ships in the China Sea. Our information is sketchy at this point but we're getting reports from our bases in Korea that the Reagan Task force has been severely mauled and is steaming out of the area, we've lost all contact with the Enterprise task force and we have no idea what it's disposition is at this point. We've already lost two U-2 flights trying to get a clearer picture of things. President: Why can't we get better information, what's going on over there? NSA: Well sir as you remember you ordered a a strike on the Chinese satellite constellations, the Chinese responded in kind, and we are now completely blind in most of the northern hemispehere. Reports are sketchy but it apears that any time our task groups get near the Taiwan straights the Chinese launch a massed anti-ship missile barrage and repell our ships. President: Why haven't we attacked their missile installations? NSA: Well sir the Chinese have jammed our GPS constellations, our fighters are having a tough time making it to the target area, and when they get there thier JDAMs are nothing but expensive dumb bombs, so far our air strikes have been ineffective. President: How could we have lost our satellite network like this? NSA: Well sir you remember that when you withdrew from the UN treaty on space warfare you said "a nation should be able to protect itself from threats in space." Aparently the Chinese took your word for it and decided we were a threat in space. President: Oh. Edited November 2, 2004 by Nied
RichterX Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 (edited) There goes my favorite line ever: American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" - Russian Space Station Commander on the movie Armagedon Edited November 2, 2004 by RichterX
Agent ONE Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 and you too in 20 years can exchange all that muscle for a flabby and saggy body. 6 pack? no sir you will get a big ole tire wrapped around your body. No time back in your hey day with your musclar body, now you have plenty of time as you watch your body decompose right before your eyes. hair, heck no all the years of taking protein shakes and vitamins has turn your full body hair into a fuzz that only a flea can notice. That post makes no sense.
Hurin Posted November 2, 2004 Posted November 2, 2004 (edited) NSA: Well sir you remember that when you withdrew from the UN treaty on space warfare you said "a nation should be able to protect itself from threats in space." Aparently the Chinese took your word for it and decided we were a threat in space.President: Oh. Ah, but you're assuming the Chinese (or anyone else) can keep up with us technologically. Which, for the last thirty years (and into the foreseeable future) hasn't been the case. If satellites are allowing the enemy to kill our people. . . we need to be able to kill their satellites. Then we can worry about protecting our satellites. This whole, "But if we do it, they might too!" thing just seems so. . . pacifist? Let 'em try to keep up. We'll do it better. And if the sh*t hits the fan later, we'll be glad we've got the capability to hit all their assets rather than just the ones we've designated as "appropriate." For the life of me, I can't figure out why people put some arbitrary line in the sky and say: "No weapons here. That would be mean." Arms agreements serve only one purpose: They weaken democracies who actually feel bound to abide by them while --as we artificially limit ourselves-- rogue nations play technological catch-up. I suppose a "nuclear freeze" was a good idea too? H Edited November 2, 2004 by Hurin
JELEINEN Posted November 3, 2004 Posted November 3, 2004 For once... US can never be ahead all th time. Because we won't always be ahead, we should abandon all further development? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
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