Team America World Police FULL TRAILER!

[Jemstone]

Team America: World Police hit stores yesterday. Who picked up their copy?

As for those interested in finding out what's inside the Unrated version, the sex scene is worse than porn. Consider yourself warned.

Dude I was up till 3 am in the wee hours of Wed laughing my ass off.

The extra sex scene was insane.

[Gaijin]

The extra sex scene was insane.

No sh#t!

Edited May 19, 2005 by Gaijin

[areaseven]

For those who want to know what's included in the Unrated & Uncencored DVD, here's a list of features:

Feature Film

The Gary & Lisa sex scene is in its entirety. If you've seen South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, you probably know what a German schiesse video is. Well, they do just that here.

Bonus Features

The making of Team America consists of several segments:

1. Team America: An Introduction

2. Building the World

3. Crafting the Puppets

4. Pulling the Strings

5. Capturing the Action

6. Miniature Pyrotechnics

7. Up Close With Kim Jong-Il

And then we have these extras:

1. Dressing Room Test - An alternate version of the scene where Gary first meets Spottswoode.

2. Puppet Test - The production team does some movement and dialogue tests with Spottswoode (voiced by Trey Parker in this segment).

3. Animated Storyboards - Rough sketches of six selected scenes, as they were originally conceived. Includes original dialogue.

4. Theatrical Trailers

And what DVD is complete without deleted scenes? Please take note that the following notes are possible spoilers:

Gary Outside of the Tavern - Before Gary proceeds, Joe tells him that Lisa has feelings for him. Personally, I'm glad this scene was deleted, as it killed the chemistry between Gary and Lisa before it started.

I'll Never Be a Racist Again - This occurs during the scene where Gary leaves the team after Panama is bombed...

Spottswoode: "Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn G**k. I'll never be a racist again."

Gary: "I'm leaving. I'm out."

Spottswoode: "No, Gary! You can't leave! We need you now, more than ever!"

Gary: "Don't you see what's going on out there? Everyone hates us!"

Spottswoode: "Hey now, everyone hated Winnie the Pooh, too."

Gary: "No they didn't!"

Spottswoode: "Well, I did. That c*cksucking bear killed Jack Kennedy!"

Gary Fights the Guards - The extended version of the scene where Gary enters Kim Jong-Il's palace and shoots down the guards. It's supposed to be a parody of the fight scene in The Matrix: Reloaded.

You're Puppets! - As Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins are guarding the prison cells, they argue with Team America about who the real puppets are.

You're Gay Now - A gag of the scene where Gary proves his commitment to the team. For this scene, Parker voices Spottswoode...

Spottswoode: "Rise up. All right. I trust you. Now let's get cleaned up. If we're gonna send you single-handed to Kim Jong-Il's palace, we have very little time to make you the best soldier in the world. It's gonna be hard because you're gay now."

Choreographing "Lease" - One of the Chiodo brothers tells the puppeteers how Gary's supposed to dance during his Broadway performance.

Anytown, USA, Explosion - An alternate camera angle of the destruction scene inspired by Independence Day.

More Seriouslyer - Ben Affleck is represented as a "hand" puppet.

Tonight's News - Instead of Peter Jennings, we have BBC reporting Team America's actions.

Team America Ate My Baby - Michael Moore gets a fan to shout out some propaganda.