"Hi, I'm Gubaba, and I'm a Bendoholic. For years, I would go months without a Bendo fix; then, one day, without warning, the uninvited thought would pop into my head...'I wonder what Bendo's ranting about these days?' I would go to his site, download his latest podcast, and lesson...uh, I mean LISTEN for anywhere from 20 minutes to half-an-hour before stopping it.
"When his rating changed, so you had to log in to see his page, I thought the problem was solved. I had no desire to create an account, so I figured I'd never lesson to him again. Er, I mean LISTEN. LISTEN to him again.
"But then, I heard he was talking about Macross World. So I created an account, logged in and snatched the podcast. I...LISTENED...to the whole thing. He was so wrong about everything that I was seriously embarrassed for him. After it was done, I felt ashamed, as I always do after...LISTENING...to his podcasts. I proceeded to delete the ten or eleven podcasts I had amassed off my hard drive, and I logged out of his site.
"That was in December. I've been clean and sober for almost three months. What's more, I find my craving has abated, and I no longer feel even the remotest urge to less...LISTEN to his podcast. What's more, I can't remember my talkshoe password, so even if I wanted to check out his podcast, I couldn't.
"And now, LIFE IS GREAT!!!"