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  1. JB0
    But making Star Trek shows that are like Star Trek shows won't attract the hip, edgy Game of Thrones fans that are the exclusive viewers of television!
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    I mean, so did the Retron 5. Granted, the Retron 5 was also a big ball of license violations, which this thing's taking care to get right. And the Retron wasn't very good at its job.
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    "These are the voyages of the starship Tiberius. Their five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly shag where no man has shagged before."
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    Trek has always had opinions on current events. The key difference between old Trek and new Trek is this: Old Trek used the alien as a mirror the writers can reflect an aspect of society upon without casting these issues directly upon the Federation, thereby keeping the familiar clean. New Trek imports the problems of modern society directly into the Federation and uses the familiar as a mirror the writers can reflect an aspect of society upon. Critically, the Old Trek approach allows the Federation to exist as a beacon of hope for a better future while commenting on the failings of the past. More often than not, it creates an uplifting message in the end. "These are real problems that we are dealing with in the real world, but we can and WILL overcome them, because humanity is fundamentally better than we give ourselves credit for." That's what Old Trek has to say about social injustice. The New Trek approach, unfortunately, makes the problems of today seem timeless, immortal, and insurmountable. "These are real problems that we are dealing with in the real world, and they will be problems FOREVER because humanity is fundamentally wretched and incapable of finding a better tomorrow." That's what New Trek has to say about social injustice.
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    Query: WHY did the Protoculture build this? Was it an anti-Protodeviln thing, or what? Heck, even the ones that AREN'T concealing insanely powerful technology, deadly superweapons, and deadlier bioweapons are dangerous. Mac7 crew found one that was intended to be completely benign, helpful even, and it... tried to stab them to death just as a way of checking their identity.
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    No argument here!
  7. JB0
    Because the original Gundam was made of lunar titanium.
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    Probably that it'd look pretty okay once the pilot was in the seat. Moreso than most of the line, that mold really shows they were designed to be piloted robots.
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    Oh. It's a tiny x86 PC running a collection of emulators. "Emulators: Legally licensed versions of Mednafen, Mesen, Kega Fusion, and MAME." There ya go, that's what you need to install on your PC to get the authentic Polymega experience. ... Wait. Waitwait. Kega Fusion? Seriously? They licensed a Windows-only emulator last updated in 2010 for their 2020 Linux computer?
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    Oh, goodie. Nothing says quality show like illegal DMCA takedown requests targeting reviewers. Okay, I just laughed my butt off at that one.
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    Ultimately, I think the anger is mostly from people who liked the older style MP toys. Look at it from their perspective. They have been cast aside in recent years, despite being the ones that proved this line could be a success as a line instead of just "that one really cool Optimus Prime toy". Everyone else that wanted more detail has moved on to the unlicensed toys or the War For Cybertron line, depending on their priorities. There actually IS a difference between folks complaining about Macross and folks complaining about Transformers, though. In the case of Macross, the toys are imperfect realizations of the original design, which was created for animation first. In the case of Transformers, the cartoons are imperfect realizations of the original design, which was created for toy shelves first. Also, well, the character models for the cartoon are SO different in some cases that it is more like a completely different character that just happens to share a name. Personally, I like the extra detail and random bits of car hanging off the robot from the original toy designs. The simplified animation designs to me are ... well, they're ugly, but they also deny the essence of the line by no longer looking like they can turn into the thing that they turn into(Optimus Prime's got no wheels, but turns into a truck with six of 'em!). But I'm not judging Takara for pursuing the toon-accurate-or-bust market. It is clearly where the most money is, even if it isn't where MY money is. I AM judging them for turning some utterly insane engineering out in the process, though. The recent MP toys have been a case study in how NOT to make a transforming robot.
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    As I recall, ADV failed to acquire Animeigo's heavily-restored footage when they stole the license, so the ADV release has old, faded, off-color footage and the exact same subtitles and japanese audio track. Literally the only reason to get the ADV version is you want the english dub.
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    Like a bulletproof plate in his head?
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    It's twice as good as mono-of-the-art sound. (Full disclosure: I ripped "with stereo-of-the-art sound" for a signature in a forum many years ago. It is memorable engrish.)
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    Transformers in a nutshell, right there.
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    I actually noticed that, though I didn't have the right words to describe it. They actually look like it was designed with the double-delta, then the armature that lets the wings rise up to spine level in creature mode got added, and that took up a lot of the front slope area. The wings were each left with a "fang" sticking forward to complete the outline, that was then cut off and rounded for child safety. You can actually see the change in wing slope starting right before they cut off. To my eye, the shuttle wing outline is still implied, though the armature gets in the way. I would've molded the forward delta into that armature. It doesn't look like it would interfere with articulation, and it would make the shuttle look more complete. Oh god... I can't unsee it. He's got spider-eyes now! It isn't the shuttle I would've made, admittedly. Honestly, I'm amused that they molded so much faux-tech detailing into a toy that would've been more accurate to the real-world inspiration if they'd just done it on the cheap with featureless flat surfaces like it was still nineteen-eighty-something.
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    It is highly probable. I almost put an order in last night(there is exactly zero chance I will ever see this in stores, and it gets high enough on my interest to be worth actively ordering)
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    Works for me. I'll rescind my complaint. He does look pretty fantastic. And has a good long tail too! (the CW one had a tail that was just long enough to remind you it should be longer)
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    That's lovely. I still appreciate the actual NASA logo. And I adore that his shuttle mode has an actual name, and that it is the Magnificence. I am a little grumpy about the lack of either pair of three OMS thrusters in the top of the nose. I sort of feel it is an iconic part of the space shuttle's look(you know, after "white plane shaped like a stick of butter with wings"), there's so much OTHER detail molded in that isn't accurate to anything, and both the original and Combiner Wars Lynxes of the Skies have had both sets of three*. But I'll get over it. *And the CW Sky Lynx had 'em even though he wasn't even close to a proper space shuttle.
  20. JB0
    Stores in my area still have mostly Siege stuff stocked. Also about half that amount of shelf space given over to Transformers in general.
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    In fairness, that's not even in the top ten worst ideas a cybertronian has ever acted upon.
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    Or 1/1?
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    It sounds more like QWOP with seafood and weapons, honestly. It still sounds amazing, though. Even without the screenshot of a crab wielding a lightsaber. I've almost bought this developer's previous games("Ace of Seafood" and "Neo Aquarium - The King of Crustaceans"*) a few times, just for personality. Right now, at three and a half in the AM, I'm not sure why I haven't. *The latter's official short description is, incidentally, "YOU GET TO CONTROL UNIQUE CREATURES LIKE LOBSTERS, CRABS AND BARNACLES, IN A WILD WATER WORLD THAT EXCEEDS ALL HUMAN SENSE." The longer description begins with the phrase "TWO FISH ENTER, ONE FISH LEAVES." Capitalization as written on Steam. Those are direct copy/pastes with no editing.
  24. JB0
    I'm suddenly interested in this cartoon.
  25. JB0
    "What is Fight Crab? A game where you are crab, and you fight crab." Okay, I'm sold, game website.
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