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  1. Just like AVP and Tempest 2000 kept the Jag off the list? Yeah... they just new better than to stir up THAT nest of bees. They'd never see the end of the fanboy hate mail if they said bad things about the Dreamcast. The Power Glove WORKED. The big problem with it was that wrapped a fully 3D motion-tracking controller to 6 digital buttons doesn't work well. Where the Power Glove DID find use was on PCs. A LOT of the gloves sold were converted to computer VR gloves. Laser Scope... I've heard good things about before. Vintage reviews said it was absurdly precise. The big problem is... well, it's a zapper. There's maybe a dozen games you can use it on, and you likely only owned Duck Hunt. But heck, those were 3rd-party products anyways. If you meant the 32x... that was INTENTIONALLY sabotaged by Sega Japan. It's the crown jewel of an inter-division war that nearly killed the company.
  2. That's actually a limitation of LCDs, not computer monitors. I still find it ironic that TV moved to an explicitly multi-resolution setup at the same time it moved to an explicitly single-ersolution display format. Most likely. Hell, I've seen them using NTSC RF feeds to demo HD sets before.
  3. LUCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember having fun with Sewer Shark, desite it being an FMV game, but that could just be defective memories. I don't have it, so it's been years since I even saw it running. ... Hmmm, maybe I should burn a copy... gogo gadget lack of copy-protection! Exactly 3 32x CD games exist. At least the 32x's additional graphics chip allowed for a reasonable color depth, so they didn't look quite so much like .... well, words fail me when it comes to SCD FMV. The resolution improvement, while nice, actually depends on what the 32x was mated to. It's a result of the 32x using a better NTSC encoder than later Genesises... Genesees... Genesii.... US MEGADRIVES! The 32x is passed video in it's native RGB format, and is solely responsible for the NTSC encoding, even in base-system or SegaCD games. The earlier revisions of the Genesis feature similarly sharp images. Sadly, they also lack stereo sound except through the headphone port, which has low audio quality. And if for some strange reason you use RGB output, there's no difference between base-system and 32x-passthrough video, regardless of what revision you have. A graphics chip in the SegaCD would've been nice too. One of it's failings is it didn't add any layers or color depth over the base Genesis visuals like the 32x did later. So it wasn't quite the SNES-killer it was meant to be(SNES' primary advantages being absolutely amazing graphics and sound for the era, though it was hobbled by a weak CPU). And yah, PS4 on SCD would've been awesome. 2 servings of awesome, in fact. With a side of amazing. Oh yeah, the joysticks ARE the achilles heel. I LIKE them and admit they're flakey and unreliable as originally designed. I just get sick of hearing about them(it's MOST of the 5200 discussion over at AtariAge, and a lot of people's ONLY reason to not like the 5200). Especially since they aren't any worse than the Intellivision or ColecoVision's. And it DOES have other flaws, like being a 3-year-old chipset when it was released. Though it actually stood up well to the Intellivision and ColecoVision. It's still a nice system that never even gets a chance from a modern perspective. It's also well as the only platform to have a Space Dungeon port, and the BEST port of Qix(retro compilations really change things sometimes, as both games now have "arcade-perfect" emulations on the PS2 and PSP, though I think only Japan has Space Dungeon). It's one of my two favorite 1st-era systems, with the other being the Vectrex.
  4. Pretty sure they still have the dinobot molds. I know they did as of the G2 toyline, which was after they'd figured out the brand might have lasting power. If they lost the dinobots AFTER G2.... then they're hopeless screwups.
  5. Worst consoles is easy. Studio 2. Channel F. Studio 2. Odyssey 1. Studio 2. Odyssey 2. Studio 2. There's simply no way anything can be worse than the raw unbridled SUCK of the Studio 2. Their list starts with a system that never even existed? Sheesh. SegaCD was the hot thing back in the day. It only gets crapped on now due to the post-Saturn pro-Nintendo revision of history. I also feel obliged to point out that. much like the Phantom, neither the SegaCD nor the 32x were actually consoles. And their history of the SegaCD is both the first part I've listened to beyond the system names, and excellent evidence they know NOTHING about what they're talking about. They're comparing different time periods on the CDX VS Genesis+SegaCD pricing, forgot the CDX was also a portable CD player at a time when the Discman cost a good bit of cash, and completely skipped the SegaCD2. Yup, the SegaCD did SO bad that Sega invested EVEN MORE money in redesigning the hardware so they could sell a sleeker sexier version to go alongside the sleeker sexier Genesis 2. .... THE 32X WASN'T CD-BASED! Though it WAS a disaster of almost comical proportions. Hell, the first games weren't available until a week after it launched. Only reason IT shouldn't be there is it wasn't a console. The VB was a DAMN fine system. It's one of gaming's great tragedies that it was killed so early on. I own one. Got it on clearance. Got a second one when some dipshit broke into my house and knocked my first VB on the floor, throwing the displays out of alignment. Of course, before it even launched it'd been labelled as a "red gameboy", and it never shook that reputation. Despite being able to eat the GameBoy for breakfast, AND being the only 3D game system EVER. Jaguar wasn't THAT bad, though it was far from the best. It actually has a good ratio of not-sucky games. The library's just incredibly small. The controller... is a Genesis controller with an option pad tacked on. Big whoop. It's not like you were REQUIRED to use the phone pad during normal gameplay, and it's a great place to stick secondary controls like, I dunno, weapon selection? ANYONE that would use Jag Alien VS Predator in this video AT ALL, much less while talking about the worst exclusives of all time, has NO fartING CLUE what they're doing, given that's widely considered one of 2 must-have titles on the Jag(the other being the legendary acid trip shooter, Tempest 2000). Again, it's a nice system that should've done a lot better. And it's noteworthy that the Jag's hardware design has been ripped off by modern systems, which have turned the video chipset into a full processor(Jag was doing pixel shaders in 1993. Think about that.) 5200.... is ALSO a damn fine system. That DID do better. 7800 is a better system to use for this, and there's far worse than that too. <peeve> For God's sake! The controllers aren't THAT bad, and certainly DON'T define the system. The software library is quite good, and quite playable with the stock controllers. Honestly, if we're gonna rip apart consoles solely because they have bad controllers, then let's trash the ColecoVision, which is far worse in that regard. Or the NES, for that matter(seriously, it's a HORRIBLE controller design). </peeve> Most of their RZone imagery is Saturn video(or the Game.Com shots they actually identified, which I'm pretty sure was AFTER RZone). Personally, I'd've ripped apart the Game.Com instead, given it was more of a "real" console, while the RZone was a Game&Watch with delusions of grandeur. About the only thing I can really say for the video is it doesn't name the Saturn or Dreamcast on it's walk of shame, and uses a Vectrex for the title sequence. Vectrex is love. I think I've said everything worth saying... The gaming history nerd has spoken. Complete with his personal bias towards the crimson and feline ones. Second video only has one real sin, and that's the omission of the NES Advantage.
  6. Doesn't matter if it looks good. Personally, I think it does. A high-gloss box like that would be BEAUTIFUL. A. It's not on BR. It's DVD. B. You can get away with a lot more on BluRay, since you have 50 GB per disk and more advanced codecs than MPEG2. Of course, being 1080p takes the space advantage back out(6x the pixels, 5.9x the space, so ALMOST even in terms of space per pixel), but there's still more room to be lazy with the better codecs offering double(MPEG4) or even triple(VC1) the compression at a given quality level. Again, no it's not. They're talking about DVDs. Pity I don't have a regionless/R2 player. I'd so buy this set. Same reason I never bought the DVD of the movie. VHS rip doesn't appeal to me at all, and I can't use R2 disks. .... I hate region codes.
  7. No need. Infiltration is book 1. I have it.
  8. And says "LISTEN TO MY SONG!"
  9. I would assume most, if not all, clones were removed at infancy. It helps preserve more aspects of the society, and there's probably a desire to not be TOO zentradi-like.
  10. They all play DVD. Just like all DVD players play CDs. It's such a cheap feature, there's no reason not to.
  11. If they paint them, it WILL improve the situation a lot. I know. And I lvoed Shockwave, who had a transparent gun barrel and no real disguise to speak of. But it wouldn't be the first time they mounted a light on teh end of the barrel instead of the base, and it WOULD look better and make more sense.
  12. BluRay is the most susceptible since CD, though. CDs were pretty tough on the data side(if it got scuffed, the scratches could be buffed out and the disk would work again), but ANY scratch on the label side stood a very good chance of killing the disk, since the reflector is almost entirely unprotected on that side. DVD, recognizing the flaw of an unprotected reflector, mounted the foil right smack in the middle. Both sides are protected by a fairly thick sheet of plastic. And scratches can be buffed out of it to restore it to operation, just like CD. HD-DVD is constructed much like DVD. BluRay has the reflector almost directly against the read surface. That's why most BR disks on the market have a scratch-resistant coating. They're considered too fragile to sell without one. They were originally considering selling the disks in a non-removable caddy, like a 3.5" floppy or MiniDisk, due to their vulnerabilty. But everyone hated the idea, so they started applying scratch-resistant coatings.
  13. But the zentradi were already engineered to be awesome. If random variation held the potential to massively improve them, their designers did a lousy job. I like my solution better. Overtech face cream: Guaranteed to make you look 20 years younger or your money back!
  14. *bangs head* Can't we put the LEDs in logical places? Rather than making missile turrets glow, why not gun barrels? Preferably just the tips, because completely transparent barrels ruins the "in disguise" part. Some of those terms are used to refer to actual children. IMO, glowing missile launchers is pretty clearly a child-targeted feature. Yay for the comic book market! There's a reason I never got into american comic books. This would be an extreme example of why. I've already got the Infiltration graphic novel, so I'll probably grab a few more. But if I'd known what I was getting into, I'd've left it on the shelf at the bookstore.
  15. While the idea of Voltron being based on schematics hidden in egyptian artwork makes my head hurt.... Black lion WAS parked in a sphynx-like statue originally. And yellow parked in a sphynx. So the connection isn't TOO far out.
  16. You should see the mess here. My area isn't a big Transformers area, sadly. Tend to have minimal shelf space. Local Target cleared something like half an aisle for the movie launch. And as they sold stock, compressed what was left. We're back down to 3 columns, just like it was pre-movie. Toys R Us did pretty much the same thing.
  17. PC game. Interactive novel dealie. It's Japan-developed and on the PC, so it goes without saying it's a porn game.
  18. Nope, this is America, where Transformers are a VERY well-known franchise. Optimus Prime and Megatron were about as recognizable as fictional characters get. People don't need "easing into" the Transformers. That happened years ago. You may make a good Hollywood executive with that sort of attitude, though. They tend to assume that audiences can't process anything that isn't a perfect copy of last year's blockbuster hit. Then totally miss the elements that made last summer's megahit, and conclude the audience is tired of that movie when their copy of it fails. Great example is the animation industry. After stuff like Toy Story and Shrek, they concluded that the key to being a success was making a flashy CG movie. And when all the crappy CG movies bombed, they concluded the audience was tired of CG and they needed to move on. And that's why there's lots of squishies, and almost no Transformers. The last movie that had giant robots in it was Wild Wild West.
  19. Mmmmmm.... Always liked Skywarp's colors. Black and purple go so well together.... or is that not at all together? Either way!
  20. http://www.lilformers.com/home.php I have it bookmarked.
  21. http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Piranhaking has a bit more detail. It was gonna be a WalMart exclusive. WalMart had entirely too many exclusives at the time, and most of them weren't moving. So they bailed.
  22. ONE MILLION miles an hour!
  23. I dunno... Max and Millia are looking pretty good for their age... Besides, it's HIGHLY possible there's techniques to restore source DNA for cloning that aren't applicable to the contributor.
  24. You're injecting logic into Transformers. That can't end well. Semi-plausable excuse: He reformats himself after launching Scorponok to cover up the hole.
  25. I need to get a good NSF collection. .... Awww, no Metal Storm? :'(
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