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  1. I mean, in fairness, the first movie had a lot of problems that had nothing to do with Roddenberry. The studio made all kinds of poor decisions(and was all too eager to beef right back at Roddenberry). I'm not saying Roddenberry was blameless, just... maybe only 20% of the mess was his fault?
  2. And they flew the Enterprise shooting model across the V'Ger model in the original film. For all the movie's failings, going big was not one of them.
  3. This is a VERY high-effort troll of DisneyCo, and I respect it on that alone.
  4. I think they should've made it look like a Zaku!
  5. Apparently, he had so much fun in Top Gun that he went and got a pilot's license shortly afterwards.
  6. My understanding of the new Enterprise has always been that it was a re-designation of a new-construction Constitution, built to the "refit" specifications. They took one that was approaching completion when Kirk and company blew up the no-bloody-A-B-C-or-D, and immediately before it was officially designated the USS Whatever, NCC 90210, they rushed out and repainted it to be NCC-1701-A. The refit specification replaced every system, bringing the Constitution up to then-modern specs, and the hull seemed to not be a limiting factor, so there was no reason not to build more of them. Maybe they weren't the finest ships in the fleet after the Excelsior-class came online, but they were still fine ships. At least one served well into Picard's era, being destroyed in the battle of Wolf-359. ... Well, they were mostly fine ships. The 1701-A seems to have been a lemon, with it having to be brought back for a near-total overhaul after it's shakedown cruise because the warp core was the only thing that DID work right, and she was unceremoniously retired after less than a decade in service. But we know this wasn't the fate of the entire class.
  7. But they're perfect for when you need to tell someone to eff off in a way that leaves absolutely no ambiguity, so they make sure there's one ship that DOES carry the big gun.
  8. It is, but it is also very unlikely. It has virtually no use outside of bragging rights... and apparently semiconductor manufacture, because of course it is. Anything nasty enough to have no legitimate use seems to always find a home in semiconductors.
  9. The weirdest part is that it isn't the first time they've had giant robots.
  10. Honestly? They've been digging the hole for like twenty years now. Back when the anime boom hit and they suddenly "realized" they owned everything Macross-related, they made a lot of ill-advised moves that served mostly to make people mad at them. The end result was to drive a wedge between Robotech and the anime community, and a lot of Robotechies being put off the kitbashed rewrite and steered into the glory of 100% pure Macross. And every time it looks like HG's gonna make things right, they turn around and do something else monumentally stupid or transparently spiteful.
  11. You're probably right. I enjoyed the first film. It had problems, but it was fun, and reasonably okay. But Into Darkness was a horrible trainwreck, and not the "so bad it's good" kind. I had no desire whatsoever to see anything more after Into Darkness, and I got the impression a lot of people skipped Beyond for similar reasons.
  12. It is also why Whoopi Goldberg was immediately waved away from Next Generation's auditions, and she had to explain to them that she didn't expect pay representative of her status as a popular Hollywood actress because being in Star Trek WAS the pay. Sort of an inverse Chakotay gambit.
  13. Ahhhh. Makes sense why they painted them black. Keeps them subsonic, since shockwaves are decidedly unstealthy.
  14. Story I heard is it was supposed to be painted kinda light-reddish, for low visibility during dawn and dusk operations. It wound up black due to statements that "real men don't fly pink jets."
  15. Apparently it is somewhere past "intentionally kills his own men during an operation" , since Britai defended his record in the friendly-fire incident(to his almost immediate regret as a victim of "intentionally causes a massive shipwreck on entrance to the theater of operations"). Maybe military discipline was handled by the protoculture and there's just no one left who can fire him? I suppose it is likely that these, umm, endearing personality quirks evolved over the years after he was birthed. That would at least partially exempt the original programming from fault. And if no one alive can fire him... he's just gonna be everyone's problem until he's put out of everyone's misery.
  16. In season 2. Or possibly never, but the plebes STILL think Robotech is the same thing as Macross.
  17. All the comments about how off-model the VF-1 is, but not one about the "Macross Hovertank"?
  18. I picked up 2018's Transforming Bullet Train Robot Shinkalion, out of a desire to have something lighthearted and predictable. It looked like a competently-produced genre piece, about young boys entrusted with way too much responsibility and authority, shouting about friendship and courage, and a plot that's traveling some well-worn rails. And it has delivered all of that, being both entertaining and predictable at the same time. Slightly odd in that it is sponsored not only by TakaraTomy, but also the Japan Railway Corporation. So our hero is a train otaku, and he might be allowed a little more time to share his love than one would expect. But still... predictable and enjoyable. Like macaroni and cheese, only with sword-wielding robots. ... And then Hatsune Miku showed up, my brain derailed, and I spilled my mac&cheese all over my lap in confusion. The Vocaloid mascot is a recurring guest character/train-robo driver. For some reason. I don't even know. And then the next episode featured a one-minute Evangelion parody as our hero goes train-watching and catches the arrival of a then-real Evangelion-themed bullet train(which the episode helpfully reminded viewers was scheduled for final departure later that month). And a brief bit of internetting after being very confused by the Miku mechu tells me there's a couple more guest appearances in store that just leave me wondering how they got the various licensors to approve this crossover. I'm just saying... this is still a predictable show about children fighting giant monsters with robot trains, but it is a fair bit weirder than I expected. I don't regret riding this train in the least.
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