Jump to content

JB0

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    13226

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by JB0

  1. JB0
    That's the name of the largest meeting room in the Department of Temporal Affairs.
  2. JB0
    Makes sense. No flaws in this reasoning.
  3. JB0
    "Transporter splits Kirk into two people."
  4. JB0
    Yeah, well... Quark always did think he was much hotter crap than he actually was.
  5. JB0
    Quark resents that. Amateurs have criminal records, professionals don't get caught.
  6. JB0
    It seems worth noting that cameraderie even existed in Voyager, where half the crew was supposed to be arrested by the other half. Granted, it's considered a large flaw in the show that they brushed aside a justifiable interpersonal conflict to put the maquis into Starfleet uniforms, but if people who are ACTUALLY enemies can set it aside and work together that easily, why can't Discovery's crew?
  7. JB0
    Shocking injustice that it wasn't canned years ago?
  8. JB0
    Oh, that's BRUTAL with phaser fire. They're supposed to be matched to the frequency of the shields so starships can fire out through their shields. If you can send them back by thinking with portals, it'll be landing on an effectively unshielded vessel. ... Assuming that's canon this week, of course.
  9. JB0
    Heck yeah! Who needs functional hands when you have arm-guns?
  10. JB0
    So what you're saying is you need the search for Spock? Nah. If the next person in charge declares them non-canon for convenience, people take such declarations weirdly seriously for a franchise that historically has trouble keeping things consistent from week to week.
  11. JB0
    That FACE!
  12. JB0
    Man, that's replaced "more than meets the eye" as the brand slogan at this point.
  13. JB0
    One of my favs too. I do think it is interesting to note that after the movie came out; some publications insisted the Enterprise actually changed class during her refit(to the Enterprise-class, naturally). So this bit of silliness isn't new to Trek, even if they've stretched it farther this time.
  14. JB0
    That's cool as hell. Animating an abandoned storyboard scene, I assume?
  15. JB0
    You know what the worst thing is about Frenzy Frieza Freezer? I love the concept, but the execution is just terrible. He turns into an artillery piece for smaller toys, or a rifle WITH AN ACTUAL SHOULDER STOCK for larger ones. And the stock's adjustable enough to fit a good range of arms. This should be cool as heck, but... no, he just looks like Kickback had a seizure.
  16. JB0
    Tow chains. No, seriously. Hear me out. Space folds can pick up other things in the vicinity, and that vicinity can be surprisingly large. A "tow truck" ship with an intentionally oversized fold drive specifically designed to pull up near another vessel and fold with it is well within the realm of plausibility. Even if it requires a "disposable" drive to make a huge-volume fold, like what happened when the Macross took off with an island, the destruction of a fold drive to secure a factory satellite seems like a good trade.
  17. JB0
    Madness. More than anything else, THIS makes me want Picard to have not happened. Just making sure!
  18. JB0
    To be clear, I was making crap up. But Riker's not a normal Starfleet officer. He's former commander, and temporarily captain, of the Enterprise. I don't believe any Enterprise bridge officer went on to have a normal, uneventful career, least of all aer transporter-cloned borg-desimillating first officer. If the Ent-D's former crew isn't all on several watch lists, then the Federation's not doing due diligence. I have no trouble believing his first command survived as long as the Enterprise-A.
  19. JB0
    Dammit, Sega. Why you gotta be dicks? I expect this sort of asshattery from Nintendo, but you're better than this.
  20. JB0
    I don't object to the concept of an heir to the Constitution's legacy. Be it the Excelsior or the Ambassador or whatever, every ship designer will want to borrow from that legacy of service, particularly the legendary cruise of the 1701. But just straight-up calling it "Neo-Constitution-class" is hamfisted and ugly. Edit: And honestly, if you can't get the contract for the next Enterprise, you should be ashamed to even CONSIDER calling your design Neo-Constitution.
  21. JB0
    Obviously Riker wrecked it. Probably in a desperate gambit to deal with something that would have galaxy-spanning consequences. Sadly, the details are classified pending the release of the final report from the Department of Temporal Affairs. Also: Neo-Constitution class? Just ugh.
  22. JB0
    Leader don't mean what it used to, what with all the price-cutting these days.
  23. JB0
    Given the only other boobytrap in the original show was drifting in space, and wasn't there when they came back for it later, it seems likely the ASS-1 was never intended to "land". Just float around and look tempting to any passing zentradi, and if they don't take the bait, fold somewhere elso so they don't come back ready to disarm the trap.
  24. JB0
    Wow. That's... a lot more havoc than I expected.
  25. JB0
    It is shown to knock down a skyscraper on the way TO South Ataria, if my memory's not mistaken. It probably only hypersonic-boomed one major population center, just because what are the odds.
×
×
  • Create New...