I wanna stay out of this. I really do. But, something isn't quite right.
You say you have an advanced degree, a house, a family, and a $75,000 a year career.
BUT
Judging by your posts, you have the maturity level of a 14 year old! I smell bull***t.
I don't know that anyone could accomplish all that before they finish puberty.
BTW, I've been around for a while. I used to lurk on the old boards but now I post from time to time.