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  1. Seto Kaiba
    Certainly an understandable feeling... he's basically the sequel trilogy's low rent Han Solo replacement, but he has none of Han's redeeming traits. He's just another underdeveloped character who happens to be a gung-ho moron. Admittedly he would've had fewer opportunities to play the fool if his commanding officer(s) had kept him on a shorter leash or at least not been obstructive beyond reason the way Holdo was. I can think of a few, but they're mainly villain protagonists or reformed villains. No, it's just mean to compare a character who actually did something useful (that Ewok) to a character who embodies a plot tumor (Rose). (And it's all tongue in cheek anyway.) Cassian is pretty clear that he's no hero, though because of Jyn Erso he gradually becomes more heroic as the movie progresses.
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    Kill it with fire.
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    Because summary execution is the Empire's (and First Order's) schtick... it's a bad guy thing. The heros in melodramas like Star Wars are supposed to be above that kind of petty and vengeful behavior. If they execute someone, it'll only be after due process has run its course in the appropriate court. Poe Dameron's essentially off the hook because the entire command structure of the Resistance was wiped out except for Leia, who's in rough shape, so he's the highest ranking officer left standing. It strikes me as unlikely that he'd obligingly jump in front of a firing squad by giving the order to convene his own court martial, or convene those which might lead to his own by court martialing Finn and Rose for their AWOL adventure that ultimately accomplished nothing except vandalizing a casino and getting practically 99% of the Resistance killed.
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    Sorry, linear time has a strict No Refunds policy.
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    I meant in terms of her significance to the plot, as the one who introduces the Rebellion to the plucky locals of isolated moon X who ultimately turn the tide in the Rebellion's favor. Isn't it rather insensitive to insinuate that a non-human character who is clearly sentient, albeit from a primitive culture, whose people helped fight the Empire is nothing more than a pet?
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    Isn't a likely explanation that Finn's new bestie is literally the biggest loudmouth jackass in the entire Resistance?
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    That's the new girl, Jannah. She's one of the locals from the moon/planet where the Death Star II wreckage crashed. If this is a remake of Return of the Jedi, I guess she's like that one Ewok who takes a shine to Leia.
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    The Last Jedi was pretty clear that Rose's objection to the casino's racetrack was due to the abusive treatment of the animals by the casino's handlers, not the use of animals in general. Presumably Rose would not object to a working animal that was well-treated and properly cared for. (This, of course, mirrors real world attitudes once abuses of animals at race tracks became known... though racehorses were typically pretty well-treated because of how difficult it is to breed them, how delicate a horse's health is in general, and how sensitive their performance ability is to health problems. To me, the film's treatment of those racing animals mirrors a lot of real world treatment of greyhounds bred to race. Because they breed in numbers, grow quickly, and have a relatively short window of athletic viability, racing dogs are often not well-kept and have to cope with cramped and unhygenic living conditions, substandard food, and a lack of medical treatment. I've seen this firsthand, and briefly fostered a greyhound that'd been abused by its handler at a racetrack in Florida shortly after Florida banned dog racing a year ago. That difference in treatment of the animals is why horse racing is still very much legal in most places while dog racing is increasingly banned.)
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    According to my friends and one family member who work in the Ford Product Development Center: They're not thinking... like, at all. Because Jim Hackett is a drooling idiot who's destroying the company from the inside-out with his incompetent efforts to reorganize Ford Motor. OR They've forgotten the important lesson about brand dilution that the Porsche Cayenne taught the industry, and genuinely believe a "premium" SUV is a good idea that won't hurt the Mustang line's image. My own suspicion, based on my own experiences at Ford and FCA, is that Ford has lately come to the unavoidable realization that the current administration's efforts to roll back the Obama-era CAFE requirements, emissions regulations, and abolish CARB are going to be reversed in fairly short order. There's no way Ford's truck-heavy lineup can keep pace with tightening government fuel efficiency and emissions requirements around the world, and Ford lags well behind other major automakers in development and deployment of hybrid and full-electric powertrain technologies. I strongly suspect this ill-advised branding choice was an attempt to work around the public perception that hybrid and electric cars offer more anemic performance than conventional ones, by rebadging what was almost certainly intended to be a BEV variant of the 4th Gen Ford Escape to associate it with Mustang's reputation for high performance and escape association with the Ford Escape's poorly-received 2nd and 3rd Gen Hybrid variants. I'm also inclined to suspect Ford's choice of a C2 SUV to launch their next-gen electrification architecture is an attempt to get out ahead of its rivals by launching a fully-electric SUV while Jeep is still ramping up its Hybrid and full electric lineup Segrio teased shortly before his passing. Yeah, that's what they said too. I've been hearing what a turd this design was for a while now, and after clapping eyes on the un-camo'd version I have to admit they undersold the design's ugliness.
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    If it's any consolation, there's been a fair bit of circumstantial evidence that her role has been minimized in response to the backlash against her plot tumor in The Last Jedi. My guess would be the studio felt they couldn't outright get rid of Rose for much the same reason Star Trek: Voyager ended up abandoning its plans to off Harry Kim... despite the character's unpopularity with general audiences, outside circumstances involving race-representation and fear of backlash make separating them from the cast politically difficult. *looks at literally millennia-long history of cavalry warfare here on Earth* Hey, low-tech worked for the Ewoks, right? I'd expect nothing less than an entire short story devoted to explaining their backstory, motivations, favorite food, mother's maiden name, and the symbolic significance of the last four digits of their social security numbers. The clone army was a Chekhov's Gun... you don't put that gun on the mantle and not take it down and fire it sometime. That said, the whole reason for the clone army is a single throwaway line in A New Hope about Luke's father having fought in the Clone Wars. Most would rank a dramatic reading of the phone book by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher higher than The Last Jedi. Comparisons to The Last Jedi are the new "still a better love story than Twilight". If you've heard anything about Lucas's plans for the sequel trilogy, what we got from Abrams and Johnson actually sounds less stupid. (George reportedly wanted Star Wars VII thru IX to be basically a trilogy version of Fantastic Voyage about the midichlorians.) Star Wars wasn't so much between a rock and a hard place as it was between Jar-Jar Abrams's dumpster fire and Lucas's tire fire.
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    Oddly, that was actually answered... in part in The Phantom Menace, and more fully in Attack of the Clones. The Republic had been at peace for nearly a millennium by the time the Clone Wars started. It didn't have a centralized military force, and hadn't had one at any point in living memory. Obi-wan was being entirely literal when he told Luke the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. The next best thing they had, as far as I can find, was a group that answered to the Republic's judiciary called the Judicials, who were basically the space highway patrol (one of their ships was the one that delivered Qui-Gon and Obi-wan to the Trade Federation ship in The Phantom Menace). Individual planets had militias or organized defense forces, but there was no military answering to the Senate directly. As Mace Windu put it, "You must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers." Any port in a storm, right? Probably? A quick skim of the character summary for the guy who authorized the creation of the clone army tells me the Jedi Master responsible ("Sifo-Dyas") was apparently kicked out of the Jedi Counsel because he foresaw the war and argued vehemently for the creation of an army necessary to defend the Republic. (Then went AWOL and commissioned said army.) The Jedi Counsel probably saw that as "OK, *sshole had a point."
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    All told, I think the oft-returned-to point about The Force Awakens is that it's an OK film on its own... until you notice that it's just J.J. Abrams trying to pass off a cosmetically overhauled SparkNotes version of A New Hope as an original movie. Its perceived quality is all borrowed gloss from the iconic original Star Wars trilogy, tarted up a bit with expensive CGI. I'm not sure if it'd be better or worse if you took the Star Wars title and associations away from it. Examining The Force Awakens's original elements on their own, it's painfully obvious how underdeveloped every part of it was. It's all flash and no substance, and if they hadn't spent so much money on VFX the whole affair would feel more like a Star Wars mockbuster than a legitimate installment in the franchise with its shoddy dollar store knockoff versions of the first trilogy's cast and factions. The Last Jedi was Disney's almost understandable overreaction to the entirely justified accusations that they'd tried to pass a ridiculously underthought sh*tty remake of A New Hope off as a new movie. They got royally reamed for their unoriginality, so they tried to mix it up as much as possible and subvert expectations... which blew up in their faces when they tried to make steak with the fandom's sacred cows. The Rise of Skywalker seems set to be a The Force Awakens style terribly underthought remake of Return of the Jedi, complete with imitation brand Luke (Rey, who is only marginally less unoriginal than the EU's Luuke Skywalker) and imitation brand Darth Vader (Kylo Ren) killing Palpatine off (again).
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    Eh, no... that's why the problem is the filmmakers who, like the makers of Terminator: Dark Fate and the Charlie's Angels reboot, prioritized inserting their personal political agenda into the Star Wars sequel trilogy over engaging with its audience and telling a compelling story. (I'm not saying films have to, or even should, be apolitical... but for f*ck's sake, if you're going to make a movie a vehicle for a political message at least try to do it with some subtlety and grace. As Star Trek demonstrates, you can work a blunt political message into a story so completely that nobody will even think to question it... but if you beat the audience and your story to death with it, it's not going to be well-received. You have to be a REALLY good filmmaker to attack your audience and have them thank you for it, and like it or not the Disney Star Wars staff are NOT good filmmakers.) That was what the trilogy that Rian Johnson, and later Benioff and Weiss, were supposed to head up was reportedly about... before their respective failures got them politely invited to leave.
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    I think the sentiment expressed was that they'd like to hear something besides complaints about the sequel trilogy, since that's about all that passes for discussion of them is people saying how much the new films suck. Phantom Menace was followed by a passable movie (Attack of the Clones) and then an actually pretty good movie (Revenge of the Sith), plus they had Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson. It was an upward trend. The sequel trilogy's kind of doing the opposite. It had a bad movie (The Force Awakens), a movie that Star Wars fans want to have the filmmakers crucified for (The Last Jedi) and which totally derailed the entire plot by killing the big bad a movie early without so much as a by-your-leave, and now we're looking down the barrel of a conclusion (Rise of Skywalker) that's been reworked so much in a futile bid to please everyone that it's all but guaranteed to please nobody and outrage the fans further. Star Wars might survive this, but it'll be one of those persistent vegitative state ethical quandries. Anyhoo, I'm rather excited to see Jar-Jar Abrams fly this one into the ground so hard it contravenes strategic arms limitation treaties. Esp. with the movie's politics hanging over its head like the Sword of Damocles, and similarly politicized cinema like Terminator: Dark Fate and Charlie's Angels flopping at the box office.
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    No dice, he already promised not to destroy the Earth by flood. If even a tenth of the test screening leaks are true, this'll be the Star Wars franchise's Hindenburg.
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    Really, I'm looking forward to the reactions from the Star Wars fans when the movie finally drops. It's not often you get an opportunity to see wailing and gnashing of teeth on a biblical scale, y'know?
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    HG tried to "Macross-ize" Genesis Climber MOSPEADA with Robotech: the Shadow Chronicles... and it went over like a lead balloon. Let's see if trying to "Macross-ize" Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross goes any better for them, considering it's even less popular with Robotech fans than MOSPEADA was.
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    Granted, that's also where the laughs basically become stale... because the series has exactly one joke from that point on: Kazuma's desire to avoid doing any actual work bites him in the arse.
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    For the most part, it is... the FTC's not going to take 99.9999999% of complaints under consideration, they're going to go after the worst offenders and make an example of them. The algorithm's really not all that inscrutable... it's just that, like any other heuristics-based detection software, it takes a little while for its analysis criteria to stabilize as it grows its sample dataset. One of my favorite analogies for this kind of thing relates to autocorrect, likening it to a little elf living inside your phone who is very helpful but also quite drunk and needs some time to sober up. That's (mostly) unrelated. YouTube's started doing the same thing Facebook, Twitter, and other social media platforms have recently started doing... identifying the hijacked, bot, and troll accounts on their services and removing them. In their case, I don't think it's so much the Russian troll farms and other malicious foreign actors so much as it is the pay-for-likes, pay-for-subs, and pay-for-views bot farms used to artificially inflate subscriber counts. Like the last few YouTube "crises", the content creators I've seen complaining about this are mainly the shills and gutter snipes trying to work their personal extreme political agendas into everything... the kind of people who would absolutely pay for subs to make themselves and their views seem more legitimate.
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    One of the nicer things about this spate of Isekai light novel adaptations is that they're sticking fairly close to the source material... warts and all. I kinda hope the movie is where they stop with Konosuba... because that's about where Kazuma falls into character stasis and every bit of development he gets in any given volume is undone by the start of the next.
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    Looks more like E.T. in a wig.
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    I'm not usually one to kinkshame... but for this I'll make an exception.
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    Yeah, that's kinda the direction I'm leaning as well. Macross the First is a beautiful manga, but Mikimoto's unwillingness or inability to deliver new chapters on time and on a regular basis must be incredibly frustrating for his publishers. Never mind how annoying it must be for an outfit that depends on weekly (or monthly) visits from readers for ad revenue. Macross is probably not a cheap license either, so having a Macross manga that was re-releasing old material immediately go on hiatus after running out of old material probably feels like not getting their value for money. As I understand it, manga publication's a pretty cutthroat field... you can barely get away with letter the author of your hot title take a month or two off, but disappearing for a year-plus just gets you cancelled.
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    Yeah, no reason given... and thus fodder for a lot of wild theorizing. Some fans are speculating it may have something to do with The-Show-That-Must-Not-Be-Named now that Macross is expanding into territories like China, the EU, and UK. Others are wondering if Cycomi lost the license because they don't have the infrastructure to localize and distribute the manga outside of Japan. Still others are wondering if Cycomi lost patience with Mikimoto's inability to deliver on time and dropped the manga themselves.
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    Well, yes... but not, in all likelihood, by very much. It's not clear precisely when the New UN Government decided to enact regulations on the collection and trading of fold quartz, but I would expect the Frontier fleet may have raised some eyebrows in the New UN Government by landing on and occupying a planet that was home to an intelligent alien species. THAT was technically a violation of interstellar law, though I'm sure their defense was something along the lines of the Vajra willingly vacating the planet before they actually landed on it (in the TV series anyway). My guess would be that, like Windermere IV, there's probably some N.U.N.G. regulatory presence there to oversee the Frontier government's fold quartz business... and likely an even bigger contingent of government-sponsored researchers there to examine what appears to have been a former Protoculture planet inhabited by a major Vajra hive that also had that artificial low orbital ring of unknown origin. I'd imagine the New UN Government's probably very interested to find out where the Galaxy fleet's Mainland is... unless, as in the movie version, the Vajra blew it up.
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