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  1. Seto Kaiba
    Honestly, my mind's ear wants a twice-dead Darth Maul to sound exactly like Nathan Explosion. Even before he got chopped in half he looked like the bassist from a black metal band. Wasn't it controlled by the Hutts?
  2. Seto Kaiba
    Yeah, being a minor character doesn't get Klan a lot of coverage in the show or official publications. Her exact date of birth isn't given AFAIK, but her year of birth is given as 2040 and her age as of the start of Macross Frontier's story (on 26 February 2059) is given as 19, which would suggest her date of birth is in January or early-to-mid February 2040. Her bio says she's a student at one of the universities in the fleet, and is studying biology. The movie version de-aged her a year by moving her year of birth to 2041 so she could attend the same high school as the rest of the cast. Rehabbing a recently defrosted kid suffering from PTSD is more a job for a psychologist, not a cellular biologist. As a way of working around the chronological problem with the premise, I'd propose the kid instead be a survivor from an emigrant fleet or research fleet that was attacked and wiped out by a Zentradi branch fleet that stumbled across it. There are emigrant fleets that've gone much MUCH farther than the Macross Frontier fleet (e.g. Megaroad-04, which made it all the way to the far side of the galaxy to discover Windermere IV in 2027), so a cold sleep escape capsule from a destroyed research fleet or emigrant fleet would be a way for the kid to have been traumatized by the Zentradi without the impossibility of getting 25,000 light years from Earth before fold systems were available to the military or general populace.
  3. Seto Kaiba
    I'm also not entirely sure how Klan Klan would find the time to rehabilitate a kid who'd been in cold sleep for fifty years. In 2058, she was a high school senior getting ready to go on to college and working for Strategic Military Services as a Queadluun-Rhea pilot. That's a pretty full calendar right there.
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    I've seen memes, but I didn't know whatever they were from was actually canon. That's kind of awful in its own way.
  5. Seto Kaiba
    Come again? Didn't he, y'know, die a little when Obi-wan removed the entire bottom half of him with a laser sword in The Phantom Menace? Being cut clean in half at the waist and dropped down a kilometers-deep pit are usually fatal on their own, combined it ought to be a pretty sure thing.
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    It's an interesting idea... but, from a timeline/continuity perspective, there are some problems with the premise. The biggest problem would be the question of how that kid managed to leave our solar system. Rudimentary cold sleep technology was available to the military before the start of the First Space War, but the SDF-1 Macross was the only ship Earth had with a working space fold system (for as long as that lasted) until after the First Space War had ended and post-war production of ships for emigrant fleets had begun. The 55th Large-Scale Long-Distance Emigrant Fleet headed up by the titular emigrant ship Macross Frontier is something on the order of 25,000 light years from Earth in 2058, and had been underway for approximately 17 years at that point. Space fold systems weren't available when that kid's ship would've had to launch, and getting out that far without one would take hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of years at sublight speeds.
  7. Seto Kaiba
    Well, that'd rather depend on what kind of assistance you require. If it's questions about the setting, timeline, etc. there are many knowledgeable fans here who would be only too happy to help. Fellow writers could probably also be found via the Fanworks section of the forums.
  8. Seto Kaiba
    Now, call me a pessimist and I'll cheerfully cop to it... but the Obi-wan Kenobi series feels like Disney Star Wars trying to die on the same hill twice. Didn't they learn their lesson from the fiasco that was Solo: a Star Wars Story? Don't mess with established character backstory, it'll all end in tears.
  9. Seto Kaiba
    Well, yeah... but that's like saying "a better love story than Twilight". Anything looks good compared to that.
  10. Seto Kaiba
    Disney's whole reason for buying the Star Wars franchise from LucasFilm was because they saw it as an unsinkable, downright foolproof money spinner they could use to alleviate the studio's tendency to hemorrhage cash, possibly to hedge their bets for the inevitable bursting of the superhero movie bubble. I doubt they had anything like the grandiose plans the Marvel cinematic universe team had. They don't seem to have had much more in the way of a plan beyond expecting general audiences to eat up anything they put out as long as it had "Star Wars" in the title. It doesn't feel like there was much in the way of a strategy for expanding the Star Wars story beyond flogging tie-ins to the original trilogy. The idea that there's a strategy here kind of feels shot all to hell with conflicting reports, leaks, and rumors swirling around The Rise of Skywalker debating whether it's even done or not two weeks before its box office opening. Well, that and if they hadn't done everything in their mortal power to piss the Star Wars fans off. Much like Disney's original plans for the Star Wars movies, that'll be contingent on how successful they are. The Mandalorian is successful for now, but it remains to be seen if it'll have staying power enough to keep the spinoffs coming or if it'll go full Firefly. If The Rise of Skywalker fails to meet expectations, it could hurt the prospects of future Star Wars spinoff projects too.
  11. Seto Kaiba
    IIRC, didn't Disney's execs say that the Star Wars movie franchise was going on hiatus after The Rise of Skywalker a bit ago? It sounds like the next move is to back away from Star Wars a bit to avoid oversaturating the market they way they've been doing.
  12. Seto Kaiba
    Personally, I think that Star Wars's only way forward is to go anywhere that isn't contemporary to the existing trilogy of trilogies... go forwards, backwards, up and a bit to the left, ANYWHERE but in the vicinity of Episodes 1-9. That part of Star Wars has worn out its welcome in a big way thanks to the sequel trilogy. Put a couple centuries of distance between Star Wars and the Skywalker family's affairs. That Old Republic movie trilogy sounds like a good way to do that. My suspicion is that The Mandalorian will wear out the limited utility of its premise fairly quickly and Disney'll either cancel it after a season or two or they'll cling to the series as a Disney+ flagship and ride it down until it's as beloved as Solo: a Star Wars Story like CBS is doing with Star Trek: Discovery.
  13. Seto Kaiba
    Rapidly closing in on the ending of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part V: Golden Wind... and holy sh*t there are a lot of reveals piling up on each other.
  14. Seto Kaiba
    Kinda what I meant about "too big to fail". It's the finale of the Star Wars main series of movies, so people'll preorder tickets and pile into theaters with reckless abandon to see it just because of what it is... utterly without regard for quality. The side stories don't have the same protection.
  15. Seto Kaiba
    Then, for a change, we'll hear the same crowd complaining about how The Rise of Skywalker was too big to fail and turned a profit despite being sh*t simply because it was Star Wars. (Which will, for once, be something that's pretty easy to prove.)
  16. Seto Kaiba
    At least through the end of this film, it would appear that James Bond is still Daniel Craig. Frankly, I find him so appallingly bad in the role that I'll accept practically anything as long as it replaces him. There was talk for a while there that Idris Elba would be the next Bond, which'd be a nice reward for slogging through all the terrible roles he's been stuck with in the last decade. Prior to the James Bond soft reboot with Casino Royale, there was that fairly popular theory that James Bond was an inherited alias for the 007 codename to justify the differences in Bonds throughout the years.
  17. Seto Kaiba
    So instead of the Ewok jamboree, this movie's going to have beach volleyball?
  18. Seto Kaiba
    I know, right? Finn spent a good chunk of the first movie wandering around in Poe's clothes.
  19. Seto Kaiba
    Almost certainly not, it was just a terrible joke on my part.
  20. Seto Kaiba
    Brokeback Star Destroyer? I'm still inclined to suspect that Disney backed down from a ReyxFinn romance subplot for fear of a racist backlash, leading to the introduction of Rose as a replacement so they could pair Rey and Poe or Rey and Kylo. That said, Finn and Poe do seem to have quite the bromance going on there though.
  21. Seto Kaiba
    As of yet, still an unverified rumor... and an unfounded one, if Executive Producer Barbara Broccoli has her way. It seems to have gained a small amount of credence because of Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig voicing support for the idea of a female Bond in the future, and No Time to Die being tipped as Daniel Craig's final film as James Bond. There does appear to be a grain of truth at the heart of it, though, given the content of the first trailer for No Time to Die. Lashara Lynch's character Nomi is a British 00 agent. Maybe not 007, but a 00 nonetheless. Given how poorly Terminator: Dark Fate and Charlie's Angels did at the box office, I have a feeling the character won't test well with general audiences if the dialog in the trailer is a fair representation of the character. Hollywood's recent infatuation with sh*t-talking "tough girl" leads seems to be burning itself out via a string of box office flops. Telling James Bond to "stay in [his] lane" would, for any other Bond, be foreshadowing that that person's going to die later when he hits them with his latest cool car. For a variety of reasons, including the board's rules, please leave your personal politics out of this. (And let's be honest, almost nobody anywhere on the political spectrum wants to see a female James Bond.) Standard equipment from Q branch, or whomever is responsible for corralling Bond's love interests these days.
  22. Seto Kaiba
    Well, my bizarre adventure through David Production's adaptation of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is almost at its end. I'm ten episodes from the end of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part V: Vento Aureo, and it's been a hell of a wild ride.
  23. Seto Kaiba
    To me, Daniel Craig's tenure as James Bond as a whole has felt eminently skippable. They're just... dull. Craig's Bond is just an utterly generic grizzled American action hero, who makes a few (incredibly forced) attempts to ape the dry wit and class of previous Bonds with little success because the actor has exactly one facial expression... staring into the middle distance like he can't remember if he left the oven on. Casino Royale is supposed to be a Bond origin story, but it removes so much of what makes film Bond iconic that it would probably be better if you took the James Bond name off of it altogether. I'll probably get No Time to Die when it hits home video, but I plan on skipping it in theaters as I did with Skyfall and Spectre.
  24. Seto Kaiba
    "Truth in television", as it were... both in terms of the bruised egos on the part of Henry Ford II and Enzo Ferrari, and in terms of the antagonism between Henry Ford II and Lee Iacocca. As Iacocca himself famously put it, "If a guy's over 25% jerk he's in trouble, and Henry was 95%."
  25. Seto Kaiba
    Since everything's digitally-animated these days, I dunno... maybe they can re-render stuff in 4K the way they'd do a new transfer from original reels.
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