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  1. Seto Kaiba
    Somebody better pick up that phone, because I f*cking called it. Seriously though, there's no story to tell. Hikaru, Misa, and Minmay sailed off into the proverbial sunset aboard the SDF-2 Megaroad-01 and lived happily ever after. That's it. That's all. No more to be said. Their story's over and they're not relevant to galactic events anymore. Somehow, I doubt you'd find much entertainment value in the Megaroad-01 sitting in deep space for months or years while they scout nearby systems and bank energy for their next fold jump with Hikaru and Misa's exciting forays into the world of midnight feedings, diaper changes, and pediatrician visits for their newborn daughter. Given what we know about what happened to the other original TV series characters via Macross 7 Docking Festival, I also find it rather doubtful you'd be very excited with what they did after the series ended. Bruno Global retired and went into politics, and then they named a couple ships and an airport after him. Claudia just kinda dropped off the radar. Kim's an unmarried career soldier living alone with her dog who eventually becomes a Lt. General and the commander of Earth's defense fleet. Shammy quit the military, got married, and had eleven kids with her husband at a colony on the moon. Vanessa quit the military, got married, her husband's alcoholism destroyed their family business, forcing her to work as a hostess in a cabaret club and later become the manager of one. Vrlitwhai got Global's old job as head of the military. The Zentradi spy trio are all unemployed and mooching off of Roli's wife Vanessa. Kaifun bummed around Earth for a while and then left on the Macross-11 where he became manager of an unauthorized Fire Bomber cover band. Yot-chan, the annoying kid in UN Forces overalls, grew up to become the owner of the Nyan-Nyan chinese restaurant and turned it into an interstellar restaurant chain. All in all, it's pretty humdrum stuff. They get to quietly live normal lives out of the spotlight, for better or worse, instead of being dragged back for story after story and get pounded into the ground like a tentpeg until anything remotely likeable about them is long gone.
  2. Seto Kaiba
    We had that. Its name was Macross II: Lovers Again. It did only so-so in Japan but pretty well in the west. Had two tie-in video games, an official manga, a novelization, etc. I believe you were complaining about it earlier. You may need corrective lenses, then. Macross Plus got kind of a lukewarm reception in Japan but western audiences even today laud it as one of the true Must-Watch titles in the mecha genre. Macross 7 was such a huge hit in Japan that its popularity endures even today, nearly thirty years after its original broadcast. Macross Frontier... well... it wouldn't be unfair to say that show set the world on fire on its 2008 debut. In what seems to be a bit of a trend with the few new members who are obvious refugees from the Robotech fan community, your definition of a "true sequel to Macross" is the same dreary stagnation that has been Robotech's status quo since '86... and we all know how quickly that punishing lack of original thought 86'd Robotech's prospects.
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    Nah, must've been one of the guys from the other platoon that came in behind Roli's... because Roli, Warera, and Conda are still alive to attend the truce announcement later in the film. The one that gets shot down by Hikaru has platoon leader colors, so presumably the leader of the other trio of battle suits.
  4. Seto Kaiba
    Pretty damned sure you're the one wearing the grease paint and red nose in this relationship, sweetcheeks. Well, you've seen one of the Strange Machine Games covers... it's what Podtastic posted. It's not surprising that both publishers are consolidating the Masters Saga and New Generation content rather than give them their own books. Neither saga is anywhere near as popular among Robotech fans as the Macross Saga is, so expected sales volumes of individual saga books would be lower. Consolidating Sentinels and Shadow Chronicles is also quite a solid move, since they're both aborted titles that essentially the beginning and ending of a specific story arc without the middle part and there's very little content for the two of them. What's really weird is that the publisher blamed the cancellation on the pandemic lockdowns... even though the book was cancelled two months before the lockdowns started. But that's kinda par for the course when Robotech anything gets past the Macross Saga.
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    Yes, his name is Quamzin 03350. Nope. The three Nousjadeul-Ger battle suits that break into the Macross's city section near the beginning of the movie are piloted by the movie versions of the original show's lolicon trio - Roli Dosel, Warera Nantes, and Conda Bromco - who later attend Global's truce declaration as the micloned representatives of the Boddole Zer main fleet. They're credited in the film as Roli 28356, Warera 25258, and Conda 88333. The Nousjadeul-Ger that faceplants into the building Minmay and Kaifun were in is piloted by Conda 88333. The person talking to him over the radio when he declares "Zentran and Meltran?!" is indicated to be Roli 28356 by the caption in the Gold Book. Presumably he's piloting the platoon leader machine that came in with Conda's. The third, who says "Yak deculture" is Warera.
  6. Seto Kaiba
    Now there's a question for the philosophers! Is it more, or less, unsettling if the humanoid cats are wearing spandex overshorts instead of being naked? At least it's animated, not live action, so we won't have to worry about press commentary about Lion-O's bulge... at least, not until DeviantArt gets ahold of it. Incidentally, and because this awful thought popped into my head completely unbidden and I feel compelled to ensure that I don't suffer alone... Does Hostess still make Ho Hos? They should do a cross-promotion with this movie. The marketing almost literally writes itself. Oh, this is just good-natured joking. The crapping-on will come after we get some key visuals to look at... and someone cleans the litterbox.
  7. Seto Kaiba
    Ah, my apologies... wrong horrifying CG cat person movie. Who'd have thought that would become a genre?
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    But at least it was polite enough to stop happening almost immediately.
  9. Seto Kaiba
    Since alternate cuts are all the rage nowadays, I am still waiting for the fabled Cats version where they included CGI anuses on all of the characters for veracity's sake.
  10. Seto Kaiba
    Well, certain artist communities on DeviantArt are about to make serious f*cking bank on this. The studio? I suspect not so much.
  11. Seto Kaiba
    The covers were posted on a Facebook group I'm on. Given the timing, I'd assume they were probably shown off at the Wondercon@Home Robotech panel? The same post is the one that noted that the two sagas are going to be covered in one book, titled "Home Front".
  12. Seto Kaiba
    That's rather uncharitable. It's not like Southern Cross's concept was unworkable. Tatsunoko rushed to get an original mecha IP to market and cut every corner they could to make it happen quickly. So it ended up being heavily and blatantly derivative of the most successful titles in the genre at the time, with the gaps filled in with material from series concepts Tatsunoko had rejected before deciding on a mecha anime, and design work done in-house by a team that didn't really have the skill set to do transforming robots instead of hiring experts. You probably could redo Southern Cross and actually make it passable... but it'd mean basically starting over from the series concept and developing it properly. You wouldn't be able to get away with turd-polishing the existing material. 39 episodes would be a hell of a stretch in this day in age, though. Unless you've got serious confidence in your property from your production committee, it's hard to get more than 13 episodes in this day in age.
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    Ah, no. Just no. Like, I actually feel bad because of how excessively optimistic that statement was. Southern Cross only lasted as long as it did back in 1984 because the mecha genre more or less at the apex of its popularity and influence. It was comparatively easy to get funding for any old story involving "real robot" type mecha at the time, thanks to the success of Mobile Suit Gundam and Super Dimension Fortress Macross. It was easier for those shows to gain a following too because mecha was the in thing at the time. Southern Cross tanked in Japan at a time when conditions in the industry were nearly ideal to succeed with mecha anime. Nowadays? No chance. These days, a new mecha IP has to have some serious clout and creative talent behind it or it'll never get made. You can't quarter-ass development the way Tatsunoko Production did on Southern Cross and expect to get anywhere except a nice deep financial hole that other properties will have to fill in. Tatsunoko itself recently had a refresher course in that fact of life on their 55th Anniversary when they rolled out their first original mecha IP in ages, The Price of Smiles, and it promptly tanked every bit as hard as Southern Cross did on only a twelve episode run. The Arming Doublets are nice designs but heavily dated, but the actual mecha designs are so bland, generic, boxy, and ugly that they're never going to sell. It's an object lesson in why you hire mechanical designers to do your mechanical designs instead of throwing the task at three randos in your studio and saying "I need three transforming robots and six enemy mechs by lunchtime". Hell, the picture you posted is pretty solid proof of my point. The new (and embarrassingly bad) Robotech RPG isn't even giving Southern Cross - AKA the "Robotech Masters Saga" - its own sourcebook the way previous ones did. It's been combined with MOSPEADA (AKA "the New Generation Saga") into a single book. (History repeats itself, I guess, since the ADV FIlms remaster of Southern Cross also ended up being squashed together into a double-pack with Genesis Climber MOSPEADA in order to make it sell. That's how I ended up with my copy, actually. They did do a rather nice job with the box art.)
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    Macross made a pretty big splash when it first debuted, and is noted as an inspiration to a number of different shows from that period... the most notable of which being Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam.
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    It's a well-known fact that MOSPEADA's creators were "taking pointers" from Macross in the development of their series. Esp. at the insistence of one of their merchandising partners, Imai Kagaku, who were adamant that the series had to prominently feature transforming fighter jets like Macross's as they were already riding that particular gravy train and wanted to keep it going. There's also a fair amount of Starship Troopers in there, with aspects of the Inbit being inspired by the pseudo-arachnids from the novel. Some of the earliest Inbit concept art from the show's development is much more overtly insectoid. Not really, no... they share some basic design traits in common but aesthetically and structurally they're completely different. I'm pretty sure human forces would notice the difference immediately... because the Zentradi mecha are orders of magnitude bigger. Your standard Zentradi clone soldier is between 9m and 10m tall. The Inbit Iigaa is 2.5m tall. In scale to a statistically-average 1.8m (~5'11") tall Human male, the Iigaa is 0.5m (~19.5") tall... approximately the size of a statistically-average newborn. The very largest Inbit mecha, the Ghoss, is 8.6m tall. In scale with that Human male, equivalent to a person approximately 1.72m (~5'8") tall. Bear in mind, that's compared to an unarmored Zentradi soldier and equivalently scaled Human standing flatfooted. Most Zentradi mecha are nearly twice the height of the very largest Inbit mecha (the Ghoss, at 8.6m). The Regult is 15.12m tall, the Glaug is 16.55m tall, the Nousjadeul-Ger is 16.4m tall, and the Queadluun-Rau is 16.75m tall. Most Inbit mecha would be little bigger to a Zentradi mecha than a garden variety crab is to you or I. I'd hazard to say that'd leave most people looking at them in no doubt that they were different pretty much right away.
  16. Seto Kaiba
    I hate how much of an earworm this is, no matter how it's mixed. Great show. Just, absolutely great.
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    Seriously? Necro-ing a thread that hasn't seen a reply in almost twenty years to whine? The funny part is, the vague details of the ancient Protoculture's fall are about as dark as it ever gets... it's all uphill from there even in the Macross II: Lovers Again timeline these games belong to. In fact, this timeline's take is actually more optimistic than Kawamori's. In Kawamori's version, the Protoculture simply flee to their last strongholds on the edges of the galaxy and slowly go extinct. In this timeline, some of the Protoculture actually manage to escape the collapse of their civilization, learn from their mistakes, and make fresh starts elsewhere in the galaxy, with humanity being a product of one of those fresh starts. It's even implied that the Mardook in Macross II are a surviving group of Protoculture, who Earth's love songs inspire to find a lasting peace for themselves and appreciate other cultures instead of fearing them. (Hell, even Zentradi invasions aren't much of a threat after a while in this timeline. Quamzin's roaring rampage of revenge falls apart due to the intervention of a pair of fresh-out-of-the-academy cadets in Macross 2036 and the Zentradi "invasion" in Eternal Love Song is revealed in-story to basically be the Zentradi coming to hide behind humanity after biting off more than they could chew fighting a Meltrandi main fleet. After a while, the periodic rogue Zentradi attacks are demoted to little more than a recurring PR stunt for the Spacy, with the humans effortlessly rolling over the Zentradi invaders and adding shiploads of defectors to their forces every time.)
  18. Seto Kaiba
    Six episodes into How Heavy are the Dumbbells you Lift? and I have to say that of the unconventional sports-type anime I've seen, this is far and away the most enjoyable. A protagonist with an entirely mundane relatable goal, and moderately educational material snugly wrapped in a quirky yet anarchic sense of humor, tongue-in-cheek parody of other genres, and a fairly mild amount of fanservice that's nowhere near as exploitative as I'd figured it would be. Had a few moments where I involuntarily laughed out loud. Especially when the narrator matter-of-factly announces that the remainder of a section on arm wrestling will be presented in the format of a shounen battle anime. (That and the way Machio just... deflates... whenever anyone forces him to actually put on clothes and makes a slide whistle noise every time. That his face never changes when he hulks out and inexplicably grows about two additional feet in height and puts on ~200lb in solid muscle for the sake of posing is bizarre in its own right.)
  19. Seto Kaiba
    So, on a lark, I started How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?... and had to briefly stop and check I hadn't scoffed someone's edibles. It's... it's... an experience. On the surface, an only-partly-wholesome pseudo-sports anime about someone trying to get into shape... albeit freighted with the occasional fanservice-y technique demo. Below that surface is a very strange place indeed, with a fitness trainer who alternates between being proportioned like a normal human being and looking like an even more musclebound version of Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star (whom he cosplays at one point), a best friend character who is apparently living in a world class competitive boxing gym, and a girl whose enthusiasm for muscles crosses the line from personal taste and ordinary fetish into feeling genuinely depraved. It rattles back and forth between the bizarre and the educational so readily and so often that I can't look away. Half the time it's an amusing little PSA for personal fitness. The other half, it's every bit as bemusing as someone asking you out of the blue for a lightly grilled weasel on a sesame seed bun. It's weirdly compelling in the same way that Iwakakeru was weirdly disappointing and bland. They're both unconventional, but Iwakakeru took itself completely seriously while Dumbbells isn't so much taking refuge in audacity as it is living luxuriously in a palatial 15 bedroom mansion it built in audacity.
  20. Seto Kaiba
    Fanservice aside, I Couldn't Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job has gone to some interesting places... though none quite so bizarre as the show's climax, where Raul brutally beats the stupid out of two former hero candidates with a classroom ruler, and the store's manager delivers a no-holds-barred beatdown to a demon bent on murder using nothing more than a vacuum cleaner, a blowdryer, a boombox, and a rice cooker. (After she magically weaponized the vacuum cleaner to suck up his magic, turned the dryer into a wind cannon, and the boombox into a sonic weapon, there was a great moment of subverted expectations where it looks like she's about to do something to weaponize the rice cooker by magic... but just beats him about the head with it instead because it's a blunt object.) (They really went all-in on the Star Trek references with the old guy. He looks like Patrick Stewart, his wagon looks like the classic TOS Enterprise, and his vanity plate is "NCC-1701-D". It can even fly.)
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    A little from column A, a little from column B... But at least it's easily justifiable in-universe. The Brisingr globular cluster is an isolated and economically underdeveloped region of the galaxy, so it's only natural that the governments in the Brisingr Alliance and their New UN Forces would heavily favor equipment that offered a high degree of operational versatility. The VF-171 Nightmare Plus would've been a well-received aircraft out there for exactly that reason, since the stock VF-171 could be converted to an attacker, bomber, reconnaissance plane, and drone mothership with the exchange of modular components. The VF-31's basically just one better, since it only has to exchange the one (admittedly large) hot-swappable mission package. It'd be right up their alley do to a Tornado Pack minus the Pack part like they've done here... mounting the rotating boosters directly to the wingtips. Various other components, like the standard ordnance container's gun turret setup, are already inspired by the Tornado Pack's turret, so why not kitbash a poor man's Tornado Pack into existence while they're at it... esp. since Windermere already did exactly that with the Lilldrakens.
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    Hard to say... especially since some materials (e.g. Master File) have indicated that the boosters on many models of FAST Pack are at least partly modularized so they can be customized to the needs of the operating unit, able to exchange weapons space for more fuel or vice versa. Except for that fin on the top, they appear to be the exact same Super Pack as the one the Siegfried was using previously, just mounted on the winglet hinge like a Lilldraken instead of dorsally.
  23. Seto Kaiba
    Originally posted by @charger69 Not much information of value in the text, except a notation that the monitor turret (head) now has an asymmetrical design. Nice pictures though.
  24. Seto Kaiba
    Yeah, that was the first real look we got at active stealth in the animation itself, when Guld's YF-21 vanished from the radar on Isamu's VF-11B. It was Macross Zero that retconned active stealth into VFs from the very beginning, and later saw the active stealth systems in the YF-19 and YF-21 reclassified as 3rd Generation ones.
  25. Seto Kaiba
    So, I was poking at Variable Fighter Master File; VF-22 Sturmvogel earlier... and stumbled upon a section devoted to a second type of active stealth system it claims the VF-22 had. Normal active stealth in Macross is an active cancellation technology not dissimilar in principle to what noise cancelling headphones do to sound waves, producing a wave that has an identical frequency and amplitude but an opposite phase to cancel out the net amplitude. This alternate system that's mentioned for the VF-22 is called the Electromagnetic Sphere Field Stealth system, and it's written up as a sort of related development from the pinpoint barrier system and reads like a relative of plasma stealth. Apparently the system throws a spherical electromagnetic field around the aircraft that is so intense it can block both radar waves and laser wavelengths from search LIDAR systems. In an amusing case of "reality ensues", they mention that this draws a gargantuan amount of power and actually blinds the VF-22's own radar and LIDAR systems as well, forcing it to either rely on sensors aboard a towed decoy outside of the electromagnetic field or flying blind for a bit. Not the weirdest tech tidbit I've found in Master File so far, but it's up there.
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