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  1. Seto Kaiba
    If nothing else, I have every confidence Jack Black's performance as Bowser will leave no piece of scenery free of toothmarks... which is 100% on-brand for Bowser. I am just NEVER going to get over the idea of Mario actually having dialog.
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    So... that was a thing that I watched. I have no idea what the hell it was, though. If I had to guess based on the content of that trailer, I would say either Patrick Stewart or the rest of the writers room are on a mission to burn what remains of TNG to the ground in a fit of pique after seeing Picard's reviews. Either that or it's a cry for help. There's nothing sane about repeatedly writing yourself in scenarios where everyone hates you and you and your friends are miserable and likely to die horribly. Jean-Luc Picard was a consummate diplomat. Why do so very many people seem to harbor murderous hatred for him now that he's like a hundred and a robot? The cast reunion the showrunners swore Picard wouldn't become aside, are they just grenade-fishing for loose ends to tie up for fanservice's sake? Lore and Moriarty? Those two were done to death back in TNG.
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    Granted, it does sound logical at first glance... but it's not the safest option on the table. Avoidance is. By the 2030s, emigrant fleets use taskforces of stealth warships to scout ahead of the fleet on its planned course and provide a defensive early warning picket in a wide area of space around the fleet's current position. Nothing's safer for the civilian population than spotting trouble ahead of time before it spots you and getting out of dodge before that trouble in potentia can detect you or at least before trouble can reach you. Nobody wants to be caught in a do-or-die defense of an emigrant fleet against a superior force. That ends poorly way too often, like Macross Galaxy getting wiped out by the Vajra. Variable Fighter Master File adds a few extra details in the VF-25 book. Namely, that emigrant fleets making an emergency fold jump to escape a threat will deploy a fold wave jamming unit to mask their departure and that there is a (thankfully little-used) practice of either self-destructing or otherwise destroying ships that cannot escape and are left in imminent danger of falling into Zentradi hands with information about Humanity.
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    Really, nothing about "Lady M" makes sense... and to make matters worse, all the information about her is presented as either secondhand or rumor.
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    That'd be a hell of a plot twist...
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    There may well be. Then again, there may not. Someone has to be brave enough to actually test the hypothesis first before we'll know for sure. Disney's not as confident in the brand as they were when they were before fans tore them a new one over the sequel trilogy and Solo. With Andor handily grabbing most of the attention, I suspect we'll see more efforts towards original storytelling with a minimum of fanservice. Nothing succeeds like success, after all. If they can keep bringing fresh product like Andor that isn't buried in self-indulgent fanservice they can probably undo a lot of the damage the sequel trilogy and Solo did. Yes, novels are adapted to screenplays all the time... but there's a big difference between adapting an already-popular novel that had broad appeal like, say, Jurassic Park or Harry Potter, and adapting a licensed novel intended to cater to a much smaller audience. It's almost exclusively the former. (It can work under the right conditions, but because western audiences are still locked into "animation is for the children" Japan's cheap way of doing it is seen as unattractive to most studios and the production cost of these direct-to-streaming shows is absolutely insane so studios are being very cautious. Mind you, being cautious is not the same thing as exercising good judgement either... it's possible to very cautiously make huge numbers of terrible decisions, like The Rise of Skywalker.) Being a fan of something does not mean you are not able to recognize its flaws. It usually means you love something despite, or even because of, its flaws. If there are writers who are fans of the EU, they're no doubt exercising their professional judgement to separate what they personally enjoy from what's workable for the general audiences. 😉
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    Well, they can't all be gems... but talk about a missed opportunity for a prequel meme!
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    Considering how many questionable mushrooms he ingests, it's possible he's just having a REALLY bad trip.
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    Forgive me for belaboring the obvious point, but there's quite a galaxy of difference between the kind of writing in licensed works that is intended to appeal to die-hard fans and the kind of writing intended to appeal to and engage general audiences. What die-hard fans might consider good or even exceptional writing in Expanded Universe material is not at all likely to be well-received by the casual audience because the fundamental expectations regarding what constitutes "quality" are different. One of the main reasons Andor stands head, shoulders, knees, toes, and a human pyramid of wookiees above its contemporaries in the Star Wars franchise is that its writers are actively avoiding the self-indulgent obsession with fanservice that is the hallmark of EU writing and that too often becomes the norm when you have fans working on properties they started as fans of.
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    That is just plain cruel. 😅
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    Well, technically speaking everything the Zentradi use is a "Protoculture design"... but given that the ship was configured to be crewed by giants and there is mention of battle pods recovered from the wreck, it's a very safe bet it was something the Protoculture designed for the Zentradi to use. Possible explanations for why the class itself is associated with the Supervision Army include that it was manufactured by one specific region of the Protoculture's civilization for the Zentradi fleets protecting them and never achieved widespread adoption, or that the factory satellites for the Zentradi fleets operating around Earth were destroyed long ago and the Supervision Army forces are the only ones still operating that class in that region of the galaxy. (In DYRL?, its origin was changed to being a Meltrandi ship, as they became stand-ins for the Zentradi's enemies in that in-universe movie.)
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    It's worth noting that that rule did bend quite a bit in the recent movie, and has had the occasional little deviation here and there in previous works.
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    Yes, it did. Exactly like that, in fact... because that art by Kazutaka Miyatake depicts Alien StarShip 1 shortly before she crashed on Earth. It's based on the production line art that Miyatake drew for the Supervision Army gunship encountered in "Viva Maria" which was said in-series to be the same type as the Macross, and which official publications (e.g. Macross Chronicle) use as art of the Macross's original (pre-refit) appearance.
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    Spoiler tag your spoilers, the movie just became available to most fans outside Japan. Boy did I ever underestimate what a bunch of hacks were working on Delta... Quite a lot of fans seem to be rather upset by the whole thing too, both because it's a cheap and meaningless attempt to garner some interest from older fans that has no real impact on the plot and because it's a tediously mundane answer to the setting's most enduring mystery.
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    Wow, so Chris Pratt's Mario voice is just... regular-ass Chris Pratt voice. Having seen Super Mario Bros. in theaters as a kid my hopes were not high to begin with, but it's weirdly disappointing to hear Mario not sounding like the outrageous (but not entirely unrealistic) Italian stereotype Charles Martinet has been voicing since 1992. EDIT: In a way, it's even weirder to hear Mario having actual dialogue instead of just various reaction sounds.
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    Misa is really bad at parallel parking. Yeah, and the liner notes actually mention that there was concern about even giving Max a blue YF-29 because they were concerned it being a YF-29 might get it mistaken for Alto's or its blue paintjob and Frontier connection might get it mistaken for Michael's. Regardless of model, it was going to be Blue Valkyrie No.2 in the movie since blue is also Hayate's signature color. (Master File also offers a blue paintjob for an Emerald Force VF-25.)
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    From the outside looking in, the "Why not?" is pretty obvious. Andor is the exception, not the rule. It's the only one of the four Disney+ Star Wars series so far that is being carried by the quality of its writing and acting rather than the quantity of its self-indulgent fanservice. There is absolutely no guarantee that they do any other story, regardless of genre, at this level of quality. Goodness knows if they could do that on command they would've done it where it counted... like in Solo, the sequel trilogy, the prequel trilogy, the other three shows, the Expanded Universe, etc.
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    No, the Varauta forces in Macross 7 are using modified versions of the same ships and mecha they used before their planet (named Libera, according to the recent movie) was taken over by the Protodeviln. Even Gepernich's huge flagship is just the former flagship of the Varauta NUNS with some modifications. The Fz-109 is a modified VF-14 Vampire. The Az-130 is a modified VA-14. The FBz-99 is a modified VAB-2. The only original design that the post-Protodeviln Varauta forces had was a large aircraft carrier that is just a stretched version of their standard model. Contrary to what the name might make you expect, the Supervision Army was not founded as anything like an organized formal military service. It was a force the Protodeviln threw together out of whatever ships, mecha, and spiritia-drained personnel were on hand and its approach to "recruitment" could best be described as the stuff of vampire action movies. They would attack Protoculture settlements and anyone who wasn't killed in the fighting would be drained of their spiritia and subjected to mind control for use as soldiers to attack more Protoculture settlements and capture more people. Lather, rinse, repeat. The Supervision Army and Varauta Forces are basically legions of ghouls created by space vampires. Odds are their equipment was initially nothing like standardized and they had little or nothing developed for them. It was a force made up entirely of captured ships and mecha that were crewed by the Protodeviln's mind-controlled victims. Millennia of warfare probably saw it deteriorate into something like a standardized force after irreplaceable Protoculture ships were all lost fighting the Zentradi and they were left with the equipment and personnel produced by captured factory satellites.
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    I consider this video meme completely appropriate and even on topic considering the big-eared Ferengi-like aliens we see in The Labyrinth of Time. The first one is actually answered in the Macross Delta TV anime directly, so I don't see a reason to spoiler tag that one. By "ruins" I'm assuming you mean the Protoculture System. Yes, the Protoculture System's resonators are physically real. They're hidden/stored in fold space when they are not active, either because the Protoculture were concerned someone might tamper with them after they died out or simply to keep them out of the way. For the record, the answer is the egg did. Eggs predate chickens by approximately 340 million years. </overlyliteralgag>
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    Macross Chronicle. You can see one of the prepunched holes for the binders on the left side of the image.
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    That kinda already happened once... Mariafokina Barnrose spanked NUNS Special Forces ace Aegis Focker in a VF-1X when he was using a VF-19A.
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    Probably not, given that... By the specs, the YF-29's flight performance is around 20% higher than the YF-30's. All in all, Leon did have a bit of an advantage in that the fight with Rod took place inside of a base where Rod couldn't leverage the YF-29's maneuverability. I am told the New UN Government and New UN Forces do not negotiate with terrorists. Based on the official materials I've seen, the YF-29 is still considered to be a 5th Generation VF. An extra feature on the Macross Delta TV anime Blu-rays tries to claim the VF-31 Siegfried is a Gen 5.5 unit but there is no real indication what constitutes a 6th Generation machine and the Siegfried isn't a production unit anyway so its classification should be the same as the parent machine (5th Gen). There was, of course, the Third Option of having Max use a different 5th Generation Valkyrie closer in performance to the VF-31. He (and Milia) had VF-25s in the novelization of the second Macross Frontier movie. Or even just giving Max a Siegfried with the FSW after Delta Flight changed to the Kairos Plus.
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    In principle, the Varauta forces were Supervision Army 2.0. The main difference - apart from the victims being Human instead of Protoculture - is that when the Protodeviln escaped the second time and brainwashed the New UN Forces survey team and then the colony on the neighboring planet, they were aiming to create a sustainable, renewable source of spiritia instead of simply rampaging across the galaxy. Gepernich's grand goal was a "Spiritia Farm" that would enable the Protodeviln to be self-sufficient without destroying any (other) civilizations.
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