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Yeah, I figured... Citadel was "decent but overpriced" even when I was in college, longer ago than I care to admit these days. 🤣 Ooo! Thank you! I'll toss a few of these into my next Amazon order. 👍 Yeah, mostly HG-tier stuff. Well, I saw some of those HG Macross kits and Polar Lights snap-fit Star Trek kits in my FLHS and thought "I could do one or two as a decoration for my new office since they're not terribly difficult"... and, well, the kits were on sale and that slope was a bit slippery. So right now I'm looking to tackle, in no particular order, a Bandai HG 1/100 YF-29 Max, a VF-22S Milia, a VF-19 Kai, and a Polar Lights 1/1000 Enterprise refit.

Episodes 3 and 4 of Paul Blart: Maul Cop Maul: Shadow Lord is out... and a series about a creepy old man trying to groom an impressionable young girl into doing things she doesn't want to do still feels a bit tone deaf in the present day. 😅🤣 Seems a safe bet that Darth Maul is in the Palpatine Files if you know what I mean. I have to admit, I am irrationally amused by Maul's right-hand Mando having a helmet tailored to her oddly shaped head that manages to look like the end result of the helmet itself somehow sucking a lemon. It is, in its own way, also kind of inherently funny that known Sith apprentice Maul - whose entire appearance and manner is positively demonic and fairly screams "I am not just a bad man but the worst possible man" - keeps trying to play the "don't judge a book by its cover" card like he doesn't have an extremely well-documented history as a murderously violent psychopath and member of the Puppy-Kicking Baby Eater's Society for General Wrongdoing. Richard Ayoade's definitely been cast to type... his character is just Maurice Moss from The IT Crowd but as a droid. I expected we'd be seeing a big step down in quality after Andor S2 ended, since a series like that is a once-in-a-generation sort of affair. I did not expect the step down would be THIS immense, though. Quality-wise, this is like stepping off the moon and plummeting straight to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. The dialog is never better than mediocre and frequently veers into cringeworthy fanfic-tier garbage. The premise itself is basically just a fanfic written to glaze a worthless character that has already been killed off for real in another story. The animation is ok, but is packed to bursting wtih homages to other titles to the point that the whole thing feels vaguely unoriginal. They even homage the killing of Snoke in episode 4, a reference so desperate it's a sign how deeply and desperately this series is digging. This series is so creatively bankrupt I am actually finding myself wishing I were watching Starfleet Academy instead. Also, Maul's lightsaber talks now... according to the subtitles anyway. Y'know what... the more I watch the more I think Dave Filoni has forgotten what Dave Filoni et. al. wrote for Maul's story arc in The Clone Wars. And let's hand it to cop guy, who thinks he's going to take what he can clearly tell is some Jedi-adjacent spree killer crime lord down his a handful of lightly armed droids... like the galaxy didn't have a front row seat to that sh*t consistently not working just a few years prior.

Does anyone have recommendations of a good toolkit for someone who's getting back into model building? I've not done any kit-building in like 20 years and was recently gifted a small pile of the Bandai HG 1/100s but I can't for the life of me find any of the Citadel-branded stuff I used for WH40K back in the day.

Started another new one over lunch today... Kusanoki's Garden of Gods. It's an unusual little slice-of-life story about a young man named Minato whose family send him to be the caretaker of a deceased relative's country retirement house that has been sitting abandoned for a few years. A series of odd happenings during his move-in and subsequent deep cleaning of the property lead him to the unexpected discovery that he has incredibly strong spiritual powers as an exorcist and has been unintentionally exorcising evil spirits everywhere he goes. He finds himself with an unexpected houseguest, the Shinto god of the nearby mountain seeking a respite from evil spirits in the back garden Minato has unwittingly made into sacred ground. After the first episode, I'm intrigued to see where this one goes.

Now there's a transition... from The Drops of God's over-the-top dramatization of the thoroughly fraudulent field of wine criticism to Botan Kamiina Fully Blossoms When Drunk, an anime about a college freshman who has her first taste of alcohol after catching her senpai getting day drinking and immediately makes it her sole focus in life. I am starting to get the feeling that a lot of these shows and some past ones like Solo Camping for Two are getting made for the same reason that western newspapers will not STFU about whatever industry Millennial spending habits are allegedly killing this week. Botan Kamiina definitely feels like a poorly disguised liquor industry ad campaign. The protagonist absolutely falls in love with alcohol at the first taste of her senpai's highball and from that point on every social interaction she has with her fellow residents at the women-only boarding house she lives in revolves around alcohol. Need to talk to her senpai? Invite her over for tea and then have wine instead. Watch a movie? They totally forget to even put the disc in the player and just demolish a bottle of sake instead. Naturally, every girl who lives there drinks like a fish and is depicted as very pretty and very two-drink bisexual-y. They're not even trying to pretend it's edutainment and it makes no effort to actually talk about any aspect of the liquor itself... it's about this level of unsubtle:

The new season of Wistoria: Wand and Sword has started... and it doesn't seem to have improved any in the interim. The new season starts with what the previous season opener promised us was basically inevitable. Magic-less milksop protagonist Will Serfort's time as a student at Legally Distinct Hogwarts is seemingly brought to a long overdue end when he is informed of his failure to graduate at the end of his sixth year. Not being able to use magic meant that he's failed most of his practical lessons and was just barely squeaking by with credits from theory courses and extracurriculars. Legally Distinct Professor Snape serves him up a final exam that requires practical experience and sinks his chances of just barely clearing the requirement to graduate. We're somehow supposed to feel bad for him, despite this being as predictable as someone tone deaf flunking out of Juilliard.

One more before the weekend ends... The Drops of God, an anime about wine snobs. The premise is that the Gol D. Roger of wine snobs passes away and leaves his entire treasure estate including his fabulously valuable wine collection to whomever can guess the brand and year of the twelve great wines he has hand-picked for the occasion. This leads to a competition between the man's biological son and a young wine critic he adopted. This basically sounds like it's going to be the potato chip scene from Death Note but stretched to an entire season and with wines. It's... it certainly exists. This is one of those worlds where one very specific niche interest is treated like worldwide Serious Business upon which the entire economy hinges. The passing of this wine snob father is treated like the death of a Prime Minister and makes breaking headline news, business deals worth hundreds of millions of yen turn on a single pour of a bottle, etc. It's not as insane as Birdie Wing where the entire world revolved around golf for some reason (with a golf mafia and everything) but it's getting there with these Shokugeki no Soma-esque reactions to tasting wine.

Honestly, at this point Max has to be to the New Unification Space Forces what Chesty Puller is to the USMC. A living legend whose service record and reputation sound like a collection of Chuck Norris memes, but with actual fact behind them. As of Absolute Live!!!!!!, Max is a retired flag officer a full decade on the wrong side of mandatory retirement age and yet he's still the single most dangerous thing on a battlefield full of next-generation unmanned Valkyries and 6th Generation Valkyrie prototypes. He canonically no-diffs the entirety of Delta Flight with their own moves in training exercises despite being four times their age before lecturing them on how much they suck and now we're officially being told he is SO GOOD that putting him behind the stick of the lower performance trial production YF-29 is enough to put it on the same level as the OP original YF-29 Alto flew. Clearly the reason his daughter Therese fought in the Second Unification Wars instead of Max is that Max violates strategic arms limitation treaties.

The Food Diary of Miss Maid is 100% a series I will be dropping. There's just nothing there... it's food porn for normal, everyday foods in Japan and the choices are so unremarkable you have to wonder who the series is even for since anyone living there would probably find this obnoxious. Killed Again, Mr. Detective? is... well... let's just say the first five or so minutes can best be described with the words "the author's barely disguised fetish". The rest is what I can only describe as a terribly dull, incredibly poorly-written attempt at a detective story. I say "attempt at a detective story" because the story seems much more interested in fanservice or pratfalls and even the protagonist doesn't seem at all invested in the idea that he's meant to be a private detective (and seems far too dimwitted to actually be one). He is, in fact, so desperately bad at his job that he is promptly stabbed to death at the end of the first episode and the only thing stopping the series from ending there is that he apparently has the ability of resurrective immortality for no adequately explored reason. There doesn't seem to be any real connection between the events of the story either. No deductions or real investigations, just blindly stumbling around doing unrelated things until the culprit tries to kill him a second time.

For the second time in two seasons, I've started a romcom that didn't advertise upfront that it was BL. Go For It, Nakamura-kun! is a (well-disguised) BL romcom about a vaguely antisocial guy who develops a love-at-first-sight massive crush on one of his classmates right at the start of high school and his internal struggle to actually make a move. It's shockingly cute.

Getting to grips with the Spring '26 simulcast season... and we've already had a scandal! Wit Studio got publicly called out for using generative AI in the opening of Ascendance of a Bookworm: Adopted Daughter of an Archduke and are begging forgiveness while making promises to remove/replace the generative AI animation with traditional animation ASAP. Probably thought they were doing something clever, but got clocked on their AI slop with just one episode out the door. Good for fans sticking it to Wit for slop-ifying a great series. Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun! is back with a fourth season and all I can say is "Why?". The part of the original manga they're adapting is borderline filler. Two episodes in and all they've really done is chase a literally invisible man around the school. An Observation Log of My Fiancee Who Calls Herself a Villainess is certainly shaping up to be amusing, if nothing else. Standard otome formula with the twist being that the main character is the main capture target not the reincarnatee, and he's simply too amused by the reincarnated-as-a-villainess girl's antics to put a stop to any of it. Always a Catch! has spun its own little twist on the same genre, and it's not as fun but still at least watchable.

Did a more detailed trawl through the new Encyclopedia MACROSS: VALKYRIE and DESTROID today... Lot of nice art, but some weird omissions and additions, and a few tiny snippets of lore hidden in the captions. This is the second book to copy the VF-31AX specs from Master File and the first to do so for the Sv-303. It's also the first book to directly reference Master File's take on the low rate/trial production YF-29s floating around. Its coverage of Max's YF-29 from Macross Delta: Absolute Live!!!!!! has a note that seems to be based on Master File's section on the YF-29: Master File had previously posited that the various YF-29s we see in the hands of certain ace pilots in titles like Macross 30 and Absolute Live!!!!!! are considered a different variant from the original YF-29 flown by Alto Saotome on account of being both more technologically complete and having overall lower performance because fold quartz of the required size and purity is so vanishingly rare as to be de facto unobtainable. It presented Alto's YF-29 as "YF-29A", all others as a new spec "YF-29B", and also introduced an original one of its own "YF-29C" which attempted to substitute ultra-pure fold carbon but only achieved about 1% of the fold wave system output. This book doesn't mention the YF-29C, but it does support the idea that the various YF-29s produced after Alto's were inferior aircraft by comparison... while also acknowledging that Max is so hilariously broken as a character that he basically makes up the difference.

Now that I've got a bit more free time, a proper review of Encyclopedia MACROSS: VALKRIE and DESTROID. That the title is misspelled is not a great look for SoftBank Creative.😅 495 pages, all told, inclusive of the index and title page. 3 pages for the index and title page 67 pages for Super Dimension Fortress Macross 21 pages for Macross: Do You Remember Love? 1 page for Macross: Flash Back 2012 9 pages for "Others" incl. the Macross M3 VF-4G, the SDFM VF-X4, VF-X-11, VA-X-3 V-BR-2, VF-X-7, VF-X-3 Star Crusader, LDR-04 Maverick, and Stampede Valkyrie 42 pages of Macross II: Lovers Again 24 pages of Macross Plus 66 pages of Macross 7 20 pages of Macross Dynamite 7 24 pages of "Others" incl. VA-3M, VF-3000A, VF-5000B, VF-9A, VF-X-10, VF-14, VB-6, Gjagravan Va (officially a destroid now I guess!), VF-19A Ravens, Phayos Valkyrie 38 pages of Macross Zero 58 pages of Macross Frontier 4 pages of Macross Frontier: the False Songstress 17 pages of Macross Frontier: the Wings of Goodbye 13 pages of Macross 30: Voices Across the Galaxy 4 pages of "Others" incl. VF-19ACTIVE Nothung, VF-11B Nothung II, VF-19EF Caliburn, VF-11D ThunderFocus, VF-1X++, VF-0 Kai "Zeak", SV-52 Oryol, YF-27-5 Shahar F 34 pages of Macross Delta 8 pages of Macross Delta: Passionate Walkure 42 pages of Macross Delta: Absolute Live!!!!!! All the usual suspects are covered, with the noteworthy oddities included covering: The cannon fodder VF-1J briefly seen in the original series VF-XS Valkyrie II, a concept art design not used in the Macross II OVA QVF-11A Thunderbolt target drone from Macross Plus VF-19 Kai "filming version" as VF-1 Super Valkyrie VF-19P "covered in galaxy whale red pollen" Multiple VT-1C Ostrich color schemes! 2059-era fold booster (normal type) VF-24 Evolution! YF-25 Prophecy VF-25Fm Family Mart promotional model 30th Anniversary DLC VF-1S "Minmay and Mylene" 30th Anniversary DLC VF-25 "Ranka and Sheryl" MDP-001W Cygnus multidrone plate Sv-262Ba Draken III Royal Guard Sv-154 Svard VF-22 Sturmvogel II Wright Immelmann Type Sv-262Hs Draken III Red Knight Noteworthy designs omitted/not covered: VEFR-1 "Funny Chinese" VF-1SOL-S VF-19F Excalibur test flight colors VF-3000B Bomber Valkyrie Macross 7 PLUS Spiritia Dreaming VF-14 The Macross Galaxy messenger craft VF-25A Messiah mass production type VF-27B Lucifer mass production type VF-9E Cutlass Nicolas Berthier "Vanquish Champion" type VF-22HG Schwalbe Zwei VA-110 Neo Glaug bis Queadluun-Alma Sv-303 Parasite Fighter VF-31AX Super Ghost Parasite Fighter This book has several awkward typos like spelling Cheyenne" as "Sheyenne" or Octos as "Oxtos". Weirdly, they DID fix the spelling of "Shahar" for the YF-27-5 (something that drove me UP A WALL many years ago) but did not correct "Zeak" to "Zeke" like it should be. The most glaring of these typos is that "Valkyrie" is misspelled "Valkrie" on the cover and spine of the book. If the class turns to page 394 they will be greeted by Isamu's VF-19EF/A Excalibur ADVANCE "Isamu Special" from Sayonara no Tsubasa. This book is, overall, a very good "10,000 foot view" of the designs and has very little information besides for their basic stat blocks and little in the way of marked-up line art from animation model sheets. Noteworthy lore additions and confirmations in this book are few, but there are some. The thrust of the VF-1's liquid fueled rockets from Master File is adopted into their stat block officially here. The Master File stats for the VF-31AX Kairos Plus and Sv-303 Vivasvat are also copied here, making this book the second to do so for the VF-31AX and first to do so for the Sv-303. This is also the first book, AFAIK, to reiterate Master File's stance on the production YF-29s having lower performance than the original prototype due to using lower purity fold quartz.

They've certainly been taking their sweet time, haven't they? I wonder if they're just struggling because they can't just change the proper nouns in an older series and ship it again like they do with Gundam and Code Geass.

The problem with GQuuuuuuX's mechanical designs wasn't that they were "skinny". GQuuuuuuX's Mobile Suit designs suffer from the same bad design philosophy as Michael Bay's Transformers. The designs are so visually busy with so much extraneous surface detail and so few (if any) clean lines that they look jumbled and messy just standing still and become a blurry and indistinct mess when in motion. All that surface detail muddies their silhouettes and prevents them from really establishing a distinctive and memorable profile. I don't doubt it probably does look better as a static 3D object you can view from many angles, but on a 2D screen with only the illusion of depth it just looks messy. Of course, all that surface detail is mainly there to obscure the fact that all the hacks at Khara did was slap a Gundam head on an Eva unit and call it a day the same way they tried to pass strapping the skeleton of Rebuild's plot to a UC Elseworlds idea and call it "original". 🤣 (Honestly, the most painful part of GQuuuuuuX isn't that the designs are ugly or that the story is badly composed, it's that there's clearly another MUCH MORE INTERESTING story going on in the background that the writers thought wasn't worth showing.)

Granted, as this is like my fifth or sixth large format mechanical design encyclopedia for this franchise I am more than slightly jaded. 🤣 TBH, based on my own long experience as a collector I'd expect the exact opposite. Its doorstopper size, not being specific to a particular series, and lack of any real exclusive/important info make it a lot more likely to be downsized from collections and wind up on Mandarake, Yahoo! Japan auctions, and eBay on a semi-regular basis and likely with little to no markup. There'll be scalpers, sure, but Eh... I'm not expecting anything new or radically different from the next Macross series. Not just because Bandai Namco Filmworks hasn't had an original idea in literal decades at this point and wouldn't know what to do with one if they did, but also because Macross Delta already effectively showed us what the 6th Generation of VFs is going to be like and it mirrors real world developments like we expected. Replacement of the conventional rotary cannons with railguns and energy weapons, use of cheaper unmanned fighters as collaborative combat aircraft supporting a manned fighter "mothership", and increasing emphasis on networked combat operations. We've basically just come full bloody circle back to Macross II, which already had this stuff... like g-force support armatures in cockpits, drone wingmen, railguns and beam guns everywhere, etc. 🤣

Well, I got my copies of Encyclopedia Macross: Valkyrie and Destroid today. Not a bad little collected edition, though as per the usual for these books the only beyond-series materials they're really looking at are the non-continuity FamilySoft games from the 90's (e.g. Skull Leader, Remember Me), the four main timeline in-continuity games (M3, VF-X, VF-X2, and 30), and Macross the Ride. Master File has leaked more into these books too. Now not only are they citing the VF-1 liquid fuel rocket engine power from there, they've also adopted both the VF-31AX and Sv-303 specs from there.

Got my two copies today... an excellent collected edition. On a quick skim, little in the way of new information and there's some inconsistencies and errors copied from other books like the VF-19F/S engine thrust inconsistency from Macross Chronicle. "Cheyenne" is misspelled too. Master File continues to leak into official publications too, with several of the new additions being lifted from there.

Yeah, I'd love to be a fly on a few of those boardroom walls to hear firsthand why some of these incredibly weak shows are being preemptively greenlit for second seasons before general audiences have seen even a single episode. I've heard that, to an extent, it's meant to save on costs by eliminating stops and restarts in production and lock in cast members to avoid scheduling issues. That might explain it for shows that are middling to decent quality. For the rest, it's enough to make you wonder if anyone in any of those boardrooms actually watched any of it before it was inflicted on unsuspecting general audiences. I guess it's theoretically possible that all of these executives just have dogsh*t taste, but there has to be more to it than that. Are they taking the producers word for it that the show is good sight-unseen? Are they dealing with a culture of toxic positivity that stifles legitimate criticism? Is it simply the sunk cost fallacy? There has to be some reason that nobody, during the development and production of Maul: Shadow Lord, put up their hand and said something like "Dave, what's the bloody point of this story?", "Dave, did you forget to include a plot hook in your two-part series premiere?", or "Dave, my dog leaves tightly coiled piles of better storytelling than yours on my lawn twice daily."

Seems to be a bit of a pattern lately. Didn't The Acolyte initially pre-announce a second season and then walk that sh*t back after audiences laughed the show out of town? I'm not so sure. Starfleet Academy was absolute dogsh*t, but it at least made an effort to appeal to both die-hard Star Trek fans and casual viewers alike. Maul seems to be a creatively bankrupt exercise in pure fanservice that has no appeal to speak of outside the die-hard Star Wars fandom. The plot doesn't even make sense unless you've seen, and clearly remember, Maul's return and his extremely short-lived stint as a crime lord in a tertiary story arc in an a cartoon from over a decade ago. It's a pretty cringe-inducing in its own right given that the 51 year old co-president and chief creative officer of LucasFilm served up a story so thinly written it feels like it came from recording a ten year old playing with their action figures. Kurtzman's actually a pretty capable writer of action serials and mindless action movies... he was a writer on the likes of Transformers, Hercules: the Legendary Journies, Xena: Warrior Princess, Alias, the Hawaii Five-0 reboot, Sleepy Hollow, etc. He's just hopelessly out of his depth when he has to actually develop characters. Remember, the OT cast have historically described George as a terrible writer whose work needed a lot of polish to be remotely usable. What was it Harrison Ford said to him? "George, you can type this sh*t, but you sure can't say it!" Saying someone "knows George's (creative) sensibility" feels like a backhanded way of saying someone can't write for sh*t.

Well, the first two episodes of Maul: Edgelord Shadow Lord are out on Disney+ as of today. It really is proof - as if more were necessary - that Dave Filoni still has not mentally or artistically moved on from The Clone Wars even as that series approaches its 20th anniversary. There is just nothing here. The first two episodes of Maul: Shadow Lord are an empty, meaningless exercise in nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. One person in my watch group called it a "member berry smoothie", whatever that means. Stabba Badguyman one-dimensionally revenge-murders his way through a parade of nameless mooks in pursuit of his non-specific revenge against a largely ill-defined group of people. Maul is basically the Star Wars equivalent of a chuunibyou character. 😅 The one upside is that, with his constant nattering on about revenge, Sam Witwer's Maul sounds uncannily like James Urbaniak's Phantom Limb from The Venture Bros.

Since I had a bit of time, I decided to compare this translation to the original text and it's got a lot of little errors scattered throughout. There are a few weird cases where words are omitted from the middle of sentences (the word "cannon" seems to be a repeat victim of this). I also confirmed a few more cases of incorrectly translated terminology. There are two references in the translation to "proton" rifles being used by the Zentradi, both are fairly basic mistranslations. The text actually says "charged particle assault rifle" (荷電粒子アサルトライフル, kaden ryuushi asarutoraifuru) in the first case and "charged particle rifle (荷電粒子ライフル, kaden ryuushi raifuru) in the second. "Proton" is 陽子 (youko). The two terms aren't interchangeable, particularly in the context of particle beam weapons which fire beams of ions not elementary particles. This is a fairly commonplace mistranslation... enough so that even the Macross Mecha Manual has made this mistake and listed several charged particle beam weapons as "electron" beam weapons. Also, "housenka" is left untranslated for some reason? That's a flower, called balsam, snapweed, or touch-me-not in English. (The reason for that specific reference being that balsam spreads its seeds ballistically using a seed pod that explodes when touched.)

Ascendance of a Bookworm S4 started its broadcast run today. This is kind of my make-or-break title for this season. I really want this to be a good adaptation of Part III of the light novel. One thing I will say for it is that we've definitely entered the part of the series where the characters start to become difficult to tell apart visually because they're all related and they're all following the same style trends in clothes so they all look the bloody same except for the ones with non-standard haircuts or facial hair.🤷‍♂️ Still, I'm here for it. I can hardly wait to see Elvira or Hartmut start to go ham.

An Observation Log of My Fiancee Who Calls Herself a Villainess is yet another entry in the otome genre that's desperately flailing about for something to do with itself. Seems like the isekai genre is rapidly polarizing into otome titles and increasingly obtuse "I got reincarnated as X with Y superpower but now I'll Z my best life" titles. The one twist that this one is putting on the formula is that the protagonist/perspective character is the hyper-competent prince rather than the girl who was isekai'd into her favorite otome-game as the villainess. She's committed to the bit, but is too decent of a person, and he's just grateful to have something that doesn't play by the rules so he's actually entertained by her shenanigans. It's not bad, but pretty unremarkable feeling.

Starting another new one from this season, The Food Diary of Miss Maid. The plot summary is pretty threadbare. A slice of life series about an ethnically Japanese British maid who took a trip to Japan for a personal vacation (but apparently didn't pack any clothes besides her maid outfit) and finds she is now stuck living there for at least a year because her master's mansion in England collapsed during an ill-advised renovation project. As the title suggests, it seems to go no further than being food porn for traditional Japanese food. The first episode features taiyaki, takoyaki, odango, convenience store onigiri, and baumkuchen.. Ironically, this kind of leaves the episode feeling bland and directionless... since it doesn't seem to have really have anything to do except have the maid narrate the obvious in a cutesy voice. (You'd almost suspect this was made to promote tourism given its cultural evangelism... but Japan is getting pretty anti-tourist right now.)