Roy Focker

Okay more Jedi bashing just for the hell of it. More proof of the actually "evil" of the Jedi. They like taking very young children into the order. The kids pretty much cut contact with their parents and live the life of a Jedi. Later on the Jedi can't marry. They are force to dedicate their lifes to the order. Why take them so young? The answer is control. Take them at a young age away from out side influences and they will keep the order the way it is. Now an even crazier theory kinda of in fact. Very young kids are brought into the order. When they get old enough they are paired with a master/mentor. The Spartans did a similar thing. Some scholars theories that the very close student/mentor relationship of the Spartans might have been intimate. A poor family signs away their parenting rights to their young child in exchange for a little money and thinking it's going to give they're child a better chance. Isn't that what people think about Micheal Jackson? A little green man who seems child like gains the childs trust. When the kid is old enough an older mentor is paired with them. The Jedi order are a bunch of pedophiles! Parents don't give your child over to a Jedi!

Like most original programming for Adult Swim it sucks and is more dull/crude than funny.

I might sound gay for bring this up but for a guy called super man you'd expect a bigger bulge or any bulge. Look at the angle of the pic, tights and underwear. Some superman he is.

Wait something I don't under stand. Vader is like what nearly 7 feet tall? Hayden is like what? I don't know but I'm sure it not any where close to 7 feet. There are pics showing Anakin getting robot legs attached to his knees. This would suggest Vader's height is all in his legs. Look back at Vader in episodes IV through VII his torso isn't usually short compared to his over all height. In order to fit the suit anakin needs to be cut through the center and have his torso extended.

Sorry for ruining the ending.

Picard's the man! Of all the captains think of which one you want to lead you. Kirk? He's liked to make goo goo eyes at the wrong person. Janeway? She's a no necked lesbo. Sisko? He'll rather listen to the prophets. Archer? He's only interested in leaping to another person? Picard? Just want's whoopei to rub his head.

I don't even have this on DVD but this topic makes me want to watch it again.

Ariel/Marlene doesn't strike me as someone who would wear such an outfit that show off so much cleavage. The character seemed to have few problems with public nudity but that was in non sexual way. Now she's saying look at my cleavage in that outfit. Seems out of character. Is middle aged Lisa gonna do the same? I hear that Breetai got big Fabio-like man boobies. He gonna wear the same outfit? Scott and Ariel have new voices. Scott sounds the guy on the Cowboy bebop dub and Ariel is voiced by that Star trek Fergrei loving bimbo. I'd almost prefer the original Robotech voices in a situation like this.

As far as the "balance" of the force, it's not about numbers of practioners. A properly trained Jedi always acts with the balance of the force in mind. Think of them as conservationists. The Sith, OTOH, care nothing about balance. They use the force to augment themselves. Think of them as polluters. Sidious is the ultimate polluter. He's been casting a pall on the Jedi, "clouding their vision" and weakening their ability to use the Force (as both Dooku and Mace Windu say in AOTC). And that's why jedi suck. Damn if you had jedi power and you don't you them to some degree of personal gain you're an idiot. To me the jedi order seems like a bunch of snobs. With the Jedi Council living it up and telling everyone what to do. Like only they know what's best. You know Yoda's the biggest a-hole of them all always saying crap that's he been on the council hundreds of years and his opinion more important than anyone else. If some non council jedi (with less friends then Qui-gon) started preaching their own beliefs and took students you don't think the council wouldn't have a talk with them? They could label anyone they didn't like as heretic or worst Sith. No they can't do that they are the good guys! Yes cause we're told they are. There just a bunch of upright snobs. Wouldn't balance of the force be possible if their were no Jedi or Sith? If you had awesome power but know that it could be turned to evil why train anyone at all? Does possible good out weight the possible evil of the force?

I still prefer The Rock as seen in SNL or better yet Conan Obrien as "The Molecular Man!"

Three questions: One Yoda kicks ass and jumps around all over the place in the prequels but 20 some years later he's a weak little pussy and then he dies I can see why he was killed off, so Luke would face the Emperor again alone but why have Yoda be a super fighting Jedi? He sure went down hill in 20 years. Two Okay the is only two Sith at a time. In ESB the Emperor and Vader both decide to turn Luke to the Dark Side. Were they both planning to have him replace the other? Vader wanted to rule with Luke and the Emperor wanted Luke to take Vader's place. Wouldn't the smart thing to do would be to kill Luke and everyone keeps their job? Three Vader seemed smart so why is Anakin so stupid? Anakin's a angry little stupid immature brat. We see that Vader is quick to choke people but he don't seem to whine about it like Anakin would.

Funny but keep it clean.

When you're 22 and look like that.

Yeah thank you Egan. The Compendium has been a great resource and learning tool.

That's cause she is and so is Lois. Speaking of which how come I don't know who the hell this new Superman is? I see his name and looked it up on the IMDB but I'm still scratching my head.

Two questions. Is it dubbed or Sub? I heard it's "R" rated but for what reason?

Okay Stupid question again! Luke Skywalker, is the surname "Skywalker" as common as "Smith"? I ask this because we know Obiwan placed Luke with the Lars but Luke still kept his last name. If I were Vader I would be on the casual look out for another skkkyy...wa...ker. If the name Skywalker ever came up in the Empire's computers I assume a squad of Storm Troopers would investigate. In all of Luke's life his name never was got entered or found out by the Empire? Luke wanted to send his application to the academy so, he must have mailed away for a school catalog, tried to get a credit card, get a land speeder licence or whatever. He didn't go as Luke Lars.

Most likely some character likely played by Christopher Walken.

I'm confused. The Uniteds Nations, Harmony Gold and Robotech Characters? I don't see the connection. Like Graham I'm gonna join the Anti-UN. May our leader King Arnold of the Empire of California and the leader of the Anti-UN Alliance lead us to victory.

I've always enjoyed this agrument for the the Empire: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Publ...01/248ipzbt.asp Shame about the force is either your a evil ugly bastard or a arrogant goodie goodie. Still don't understand why there couldn't be a middle ground. "Hey I'm a force user but I'm not gonna listen to your gay order or kill babes for the other side. I'm gonna use my powers to pick up women!"

When have we offically done somethng like that? We're too classy

So he was holding on to a flaming guitar so that's how it happened!

So it's decided the Jedi are a bunch of stuck up Macross 7 loving girlie men.

I've actually been toying with the Action! System. Someone made a fan created mecha version called Mecha Assembler which could be converted to Macross needs. As for Palladium games it was fun at the time but there has to be something better out there. I still play Macross on message boards and find myself drifting away from Palladium with my ten thousand house rules in its place.