Earlier tonight on RAW:
- Well, HHH is back, and all he and Bischoff did was exchange idle threats. Yawn.
- Orton vs. Batista. Double-yawn.
- Yet another tasteless segment: Snitsky playing "kick the baby." Y2J shouldn't have put this loser over.
- Simon Dean struck again. He bagged on a fat woman about her unable to fit inside a bathtub. He asked a fat man if he has trouble walking to the bathroom. Simon then invited another fat woman in the ring, where he asked her when her last sexual relation was. He then offered her a taste of the Simon System juice, which she splashed on his face. In retaliation, he poured the rest of it on her as she headed back to her ringside seat.
- Once again, Tajiri got wasted, and that loser Snitsky wants a shot at HHH's title after Survivor Series.
- Well, there's already dissention in the ranks of HHH's team for Survivor Series, as Edge also isn't a team player.
- Two hours of RAW and just one decent match: Benoit vs. Edge. Until Evolution pulled the ref out and Snitsky made a run-in.
Obviously, HHH's team will win at Survivor Series. And either Edge or Snitsky will be the newest member of Evolution.