ECW One Night Stand Results
Tazz put Jerry "The King" Lawler to sleep with the Tazmission.
Kurt Angle made Randy Orton tap out.
The FBI (Full-Blooded Italians) def. Super Crazy/Tajiri via double fisherman buster on Tajiri.
World Heavyweight Championship
Rey Mysterio and Sabu fought to a no-contest after Sabu landed a flying DDT on Mysterio through a table and both men couldn't get up.
Edge/Mick Foley/Lita def. Tommy Dreamer/Terry Funk/Beulah McGillycutty after Edge speared Beulah.
Balls Mahoney bashed Masato Tanaka with a steel chair for the win.
WWE Heavyweight Championship
Throughout the entire match, John Cena was on the offensive, trying as much to ignore the rabid fans while keeping Rob Van Dam on the ground. It looked like he had the advantage when he knocked out the ECW referee and brought in SmackDown! referee Nick Patrick to make the count. Then, out of nowhere, someone wearing a trenchcoat and a biker helmet ran in and speared Cena through a table before knocking out Patrick. He removed his helmet, revealing himself as Edge. The fans chanted, "Thank You Edge!" as he ran off. RVD finished off Cena with the Five-Star Frog Splash. As RVD tried to get an unconscious Patrick, Paul Heyman ran in and made the three-count.
Winner and New WWE Champion: Rob Van Dam
BTW, set your VCRs, because ECW premieres this Tuesday night at 9 (8 Central) on SciFi.