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  1. "It makes Fant4stic look good." Also... To summarize: 10. The Last Airbender 9. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 8. King Kong Lives 7. Left Behind 6. Alone in the Dark 5. Highlander II: The Quickening 4. Jaws: The Revenge 3. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 2. Jack and Jill 1. Battlefield Earth
  2. And another... To summarize: 10. Furry Vengeance (a.k.a. The Fall of Brendan Fraser) 9. Transformers: Age of Extinction (a.k.a. The Romeo and Juliet Statute) 8. Fant4stic (a.k.a. A Film Franchise Gets Clobbered) 7. The Legend of Hercules (a.k.a. How to Ruin Mythology) 6. I, Frankenstein (a.k.a. Aaron Eckhart Can't Get a Break) 5. United Passions (a.k.a. How to Ruin Interest in Soccer) 4. Movie 43 (a.k.a. How to Scam Actors and Get Away With It) 3. The Last Airbender (a.k.a. Shyamalan's Done F*cked Up Now) 2. Left Behind (a.k.a. Another Nicolas Cage Movie) 1. Jack and Jill (a.k.a. Only One Adam Sandler Film on This List?, or How to Ruin Al Pacino)
  3. Another one... To summarize: 10. The Fog (a.k.a. Leave John Carpenter Alone!) 9. The Master of Disguise (a.k.a. Dana Carvey's Disappearing Act... From Relevance) 8. Dragonball Evolution (a.k.a. Only at #8?!?) 7. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (a.k.a. Eddie Murphy in Space) 6. Son of the Mask (a.k.a. This Existed?) 5. Catwoman (a.k.a. Kitty Litter) 4. Gigli (a.k.a. Affleck Was Still the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!) 3. Disaster Movie (a.k.a. The Title Speaks For Itself) 2. Alone in the Dark (a.k.a. The Wrath of Boll) 1. Battlefield Earth (That's All You Need to Know)
  4. It's a clear example of how corporate grilles don't work on all models. That front end design works on an Impala or a Colorado, but not on a Camaro. In comparison, Ford came up with their chrome bar grille in the mid-2000s, but realized that it wouldn't work with the Mustang. Now every Ford sedan is being redesigned to look like the current Mustang. Aside from BMW and Mercedes-Benz, the only other car company that got the corporate grille right is Kia with their "tiger nose".
  5. To summarize: 10.The Avengers (a.k.a. Not the Marvel Film) 9. North (a.k.a. Bruce Willis in a Bunny Suit) 8. Super Mario Bros. (a.k.a. Raw Sewage) 7. It's Pat (a.k.a. WTF Is This?) 6. Speed 2: Cruise Control (a.k.a. The Other Sinking Ship Movie) 5. Kazaam (a.k.a. Shaq. That's All You Need to Know) 4. Batman & Robin (a.k.a. Bat Nipples) 3. Baby Geniuses (a.k.a. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie of the '90s) 2. Highlander II: The Quickening (a.k.a. There Should Have Been Only One) 1. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (a.k.a. Franchise Fatality)
  6. Last September, Kia Motors sent me to an all-expenses-paid trip to Korea for five days. Here are some of the pics I took.
  7. WWE NXT Takeover: The End Results Andrade "Cien" Almas def. Tye Dillinger. NXT Tag Team Championship The Revival (Dash & Dawson) def. American Alpha (Jason Jordan & Chad Gable) © via Shatter Machine to regain the titles. Shinsuke Nakamura knocked out Austin Aries with the Kinshasa. NXT Women's Championship Asuka © pinned Nia Jax to retain the title. NXT Heavyweight Championship - Steel Cage Samoa Joe © destroyed Finn Balor with the Musclebuster to retain the title.
  8. To summarize: 10. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (a.k.a. What Does God Want With a Starship?) 9. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (a.k.a. The First Death of Superman) 8. Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (a.k.a. Christopher Lee Is Sorry He Starred in This) 7. Going Overboard (a.k.a. Adam Sandler's Debut) 6. Howard the Duck (a.k.a. Duck Tits) 5. Mac and Me (a.k.a. The Overpriced McDonald's Commercial) 4. Leonard Part 6 (a.k.a. Bill Cosby vs. Vegetarians) 3. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (a.k.a. Well, I Got Nothing...) 2. King Kong Lives (a.k.a. Peter Jackson's Remake Isn't So Bad, After All) 1. Jaws: The Revenge (a.k.a. At Least It Built Michael Caine's House)
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